I am very hungry right now. Like seriously I have a headache and stuff. I think this'll be a short chapter due to lack of energy...

Oh and don't get mad at me but uh I'm going French on you guys. This is true to myself in real life. Uh when I'm relaxed and in a calm mood I speak French. It's better. (I also think in French most of the time) But in serious moments I speak English. HAHAHAHA! Now I speak French at you guys and you don't know what I mean. NO!

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The crew is sitting in the dining hall discussing their opinions about the mysterious child.

"What do you guys think? He in or out?" Luffy asked.

"He's a coward!" Pipo said. "He tried to flee from the Chimera!" Everyone glared at him.

"I think he's in." Nami said. "He's obviously pretty skilled with a sword. Zoro what do you think?"

"He does seem pretty good. He jumped from the cliff and stopped his fall with they sword. I am just confused by how effective he can be only stabbing. No slices at all."

"Sandy what about you?" Luffy asked.

"I dunno. Another mouth to feed seems risky especially if he's as much of a glutton as you!"

"It's settled then." Luffy said. "He's in!" The crew stood up and started walking back to the outer deck. They found Snow trying to bite his way through the ropes.

"AH! Tu dois me libérer MAITENANT!" Snow shouted at them.

"HE'S SPEAKING IN TOUNGES!" Luffy shouted.

"QUOI! NON! C'EST FRANCAIS STUPID!"

"SPEAK ENGLISH AHHHH!" Luffy shouted.

"Mais je prefere francais. C'est plus amusante."

"WHAT IS HE SAYING? AHHHHHHH!"

While Luffy continued to freak out Nami sighed and untied Snow.

"Merci beaucoup."

"QUIT IT!" Luffy screamed.

Snow laughed. "Il est trés stupid, non?"

"I don't know exactly what you say word for word but I think I get the gist." Nami said. "Please speak English. It's confusing."

"Mais je prefere francais."

"Uh. Was French your first language?" Nami asked him.

"Non. C'est anglias."

"ENGLISH IS YOUR FIRST LANGUAGE!" she yelled. She whacked him in the head. "NO ONE ELSE SPEAKS FRENCH! SPEAK ENGLISH!"

He sighed. "But French is much more fun. It also makes more sense in my head. It's more logical. English is weird."

"I DON'T CARE NO ONE ELSE SPEAKS FRENCH AND OUR CAPTAIN IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!"

"You guys DO know we're passing the island with the food right now right?" He pointed sheepishly to the right.

Luffy stopped spazzing and looked to the right. He froze for a moment then started to twitch ever so slightly.

"TURN THE SHIP!"

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short. Told ya.

I speak French. Nyaahahahahahahahahhhahahaaha