I am soooooooooooo pathetic. This is the 924784871278187345th time I'm playing "London Calling" over and over again.

The lightbulb in my room burned out 3 days ago. I have yet to go downstairs and grab a new one... I am a lazy tard.

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After making a quick pit stop at the small uncharted island the crew was back at sea.

"YOU LIAR!" Luffy screamed

"Quoi?"

"STOP SPEAKING FRENCH! AND YOU LIED! YOU SAID WE'D GET FOOD ON THAT ISLAND!"

Snow sighed. "We did."

"WE GOT NO FOOD! WE GOT FRUITS AND VEGETABLES! NO MEAT!"

"Fruits and vegetables ARE foods."

"I WANT MEAT!"

"You'll get meat at the next island. Now shut up and go away."

"I'M THE CAPTAIN! I GIVE ORDERS NOT YOU!"

"Ugh. Tu es VRAIMENT agacant." (Note: there is a squiggly under the c in agacant but I don't know how to make on :p)

"AH! QUIT SPEAKING FRENCH!" Luffy started running around the deck banging into every object physically possible. He then banged his head repeatedly against the wall.

"Tu es tres stupid aussi." "AHHH! FRENCH!" He ran twords the side of the ship and jumped overboard.

"Oops...AH!" he screamed just before plunging into the water.

"AH!" Snow said jumping up from his seat. "LUFFY YOU RETARD!" Snow jumped over the railing after Luffy. Pipo came out of the dining hall having heard commotion.

"What's going o-...OH MY GOD! GET A LADDER OR SOMETHING!" he saw Snow plunge in. The rest of the crew was out shortly after.

Under the water Snow was trying to catch up to the anchor named Luffy. It was hard because he had to keep popping his ears from changing pressures. When he finally caught up to the human anchor he grabbed Luffy and began to swim back to the surface. His lungs felt like they were going to explode.

About 30 seconds later Luffy and Snow burst above the surface only to find that the Going Merry had not been anchored and they were quite a ways off. "MERDE!" he screamed.

"No..no French..." Luffy muttered faintly. Snow rubbed his eyes the way you do when your highly frustrated. He began swimming twords the ship but his progress was quite slow because he had an anchor to hoist too.

After about 2 minutes of swimming he noticed the sails on the Going Merry were up and the anchor was down. "Thank god." he muttered to himself. He glanced at Luffy who appeared to be unconscious.

"Ugh." he muttered. He then resumed swimming back to the ship.

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Having reached the ship and climbing back onboard Snow Set Luffy down then collapsed.

"I am very tired." he said. "Je vais dormir." (That one might confuse people. It means "I'm gonna sleep") Upon hearing that Luffy instantly sprang up as if nothing had happened.

"STOP SPEAKING FRENCH! AHHHHHHHH! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! I'M CAPTAIN! I FORBID ALL FRENCH SPEAKING ON THE SHIP!"

"Uh...no. I intend to speak French whenever I want so shut up and go away."

"But...but...I'm the captain!" Luffy whined.

Snow rolled over and pointed at Pipo. "Pipo. You're captain now. Have fun." Pipo released a long string of victorious laughter.

"NO!" Luffy screamed. He ran for the railing of the ship but Zoro and Nami grabbed his shirt collar. He flipped onto the floor. "My head hurts." he whined. "I'm going to bed." He stood up and slowly walked back to the men's quarters.

Snow stood up. "Why do we let ourselves be led by such an idiot?" Snow asked.

No one could answer.

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Yeah ok someone made fun of my story in Spanish. I used Google Translator to figure out what they said. They said by speaking French I made myself seem like an adolescant who amuses himself by speaking so no one can understand.

1st of all I AM an adolecant being 14 and all. Second of all I speak French because 1. It's fun. 2. It's good practice. And 3. It's a running joke that Luffy freaks out whenever I speak French. Deal with it.

Also I like to think that people get the gist of what I'm saying. Like "Tu es tres stupid."

"You are very stupid." If I think the sentance might be hard to figure out I translate in parenthesies (like I did in this chapter)

I can't translate "merde" though cause then the story won't be T anymore. Guess what it means. Give you a hint. $h+