Skie is to Sanji as Snow is to Eve.
DO NOT LISTEN TO VOLUME 2 THE AUTHOR CHANGES HER TO BEING 14!
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Much better age differance than Skie to Sanji. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SUCKER
Oo MILK!
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Snow stood before the rest of the crew out on the deck. "OK! I've been messing around with my new powers trying to figure out how to use them. So far I've figured out that I can 1. Turn any part of my body into lightning. This means I can turn my legs or even my whole body into lightning and move really really fast. 2. Electricity does NOT hurt me. And last but not least 3. I can charge up my sword so that if I stab you with it you not only get shocked but you also get stabbed."
"But can you hurt Luffy?" Nami asked.
"Huh?" Snow and Luffy said simultaneously.
"Idiots. Lightning and rubber. No conducting." Nami said while groaning at their ignorance.
"I dunno. Lets try it." Snow said with an evil grin.
"Wha. WHAT! AHHHHH!" Luffy started screaming and running around the ship. Snow chased after him with his right arm as lightning.
"HOLD STILL! You won't feel it remember?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Either let me shock you or Je vais parler francais."
"EEP! NOOOOOO! I'LL LET YOU ZAP ME I'L LET YOU ZAP ME!" Luffy screached to a halt and held out his arm. Snow zapped him. "Heh heh it tingles!" Luffy laughed.
Snow made his annoyed sarcastic glare. "Aw god dammit."
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"Alright you guys!" Nami said. "We're here at the entrance to the Grand Line!"
Luffy awed at the sight. "We finally made it! WOOHOO!" he yelled victoriously.
"We're not there yet Luffy. We're at the entrance. We could, uh, very easily die right now."
"Wha?" Luffy said all disappointed.
"You see that mountain. There's a river that runs UP it. Once we get to the top we have to make a tricky right turn. If we miscalculate even the slightest bit we will crash and die."
"Uh. Ok that can be your job" Luffy said.
"WHAT!" Nami yelled.
"It's your job to get us in without exploding. Have fun." he turned around and walked away.
"God I hate you sometimes Luffy."
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Snow sat down next to Pipo who was working on some strange gadget to fire out of his slingshot.
"What'cha makin?" Snow asked in a really annoying voice.
Pipo glanced at him. "It's an even stronger hot sauce star. Touch it and you'll have a horrible burning sensation." he said all proud of himself. Snow stuck his finger in the hot sauce.
"Not burning yet." He ate the hot sauce. "Dude. What is up with this stuff. My grandma could eat this and a taco is too much for her to handle." He stood up and walked away leaving Pipo stunned. (Note: My grandma in real life can not handle anything slightly spicy)
"But but but but." Pipo stuttered. He stuck his finger in the sauce and ate some. He tasted it for a second. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed. "HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!" he burst into tears. Snow snickered as he walked into the kitchen.
"Sandy! Gimme food." Snow demanded.
"Dinner isn't for another." he paused "Two hours for everyone else four hours for you." Snow's jaw dropped.
"WHAT! WHY!"
"Ask me for food and you get to wait an extra two hours." (Another reason to hate Sanji)
Snow glanced back and forth for a minute. Seeing no one else around he kicked Sandy in the nuts. "I WANT FOOD!" Snow grabbed a piece of steak and ran out of the room. He ran into the storage room and locked himself in. He then proceeded to much on the steak like a squirrel.
Sandy burst out of the kitchen grabbing his baby makers. "WHERE'D THAT LITTLE BRAT GO! I'M GONNA WHOOP HIS ASS!" Sandy shouted to no one in particular. His voice was very high having just been kicked in the family jewels. (Picture Sanji with Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks' voice)
Zoro turned over. "He's in storage." Sandy bolted to storage and kicked at the door.
"LEMME IN YOU LITTLE BRAT!" (Still Alvin)
Snow finished his steak and sat in the dark. "I think I'll stay in here for a little while." he muttered to himself.
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all done.
Ok. I have some theories as to how Luffy's ass gets saved in Logue Town.
1. He is one lucky son-of-a
2. Dragon did something.
3. Enel saved him (highly unlikely)
4. His grandfather's spirit protected him. (If you don't know who his gramps is I will kill you)
anyway uh other unrelated stuff.
Eve OH! I changed my lightbulb so I could read Black Cat. The amazing manga from which Eve was spawned. (Thank you Kishimoto)
anyway...EVE
