OMFG AMAZING!
I CHANGED THE CD IN MY BOOM BOX! UNBELIEVABLE! I now intend to play "War" by U2 until it melts. (It's my favorite U2 album)
MOO!
Skie you sissy. Just because Sparrow pretends to die does NOT give you means to be a ninny. NINNY I SAY!
Bibs, seeing as how I am kinda out of range, kick Skie for me, hard, really hard, break a leg and go to the hospital kind of hard. Thanks in advance.
(Ooh. I just got a great idea. It's called piss Skie off as much as I can with chapter 9. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhhhehe)
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Snow flew across the storage room and crashed into the wall. "Owowowowowowowowowooww!" He stood up groggily just to be thrown into the other wall. "ARGH! THIS SUCKS!" Pipo was sliding back and forth from wall to wall because he had the intuition to lie down from the start. Snow stayed down this time and decided to pull a Pipo. Then they heard a scream from outside. "What was that?" Snow yelled.
Pipo shrugged. "I am not standing to find out." Snow groaned as his curiosity forced him to kinda wiggle out the door.
"What happened?" Snow asked.
"It's Sandy." Nami said. "He fell overboard!" Snow looked at the waters in shock. Sure enough there were a pair of hands flailing above the water trying to get back up. His body could not be seen. Zoro and Luffy came running around the corner with ropes. "OK! WE HAVE TO GET HIM BACK UP BEFORE WE REACH THE TOP!"
"How long do we have?" Luffy asked.
"I'd say 30 seconds. HURRY!" Nami yelled. She was getting ready to make the deadly turn. If they didn't get Sandy back before that he'd be gone forever. (Skie is probably ready to kill me at this point)
"I DON'T THINK HE SEES THE ROPES!" Luffy shouted.
"15 SECONDS!" Nami screamed. Luffy glanced up then down at the water. Sandy was still flailing under water.
"GUMO GUMO NO LIFE SAVE!" Luffy shot his arm and tried to grab Sandy. "DAMN I MISSED!"
"10 SECONDS!" Nami screamed urgently.
"GUMO GUMO NO LIFESAVE!" Luffy screamed again. He shot it and this time managed to grab Sandy. "GOT HIM! Uh-oh." Luffy's arm continued to stretch down under the water. "THE TIDE IS PULLING MY ARM!"
Zoro grabbed Luffy's arm and started to hoist. "Help us you retard!" Zoro screamed at Snow.
"5 SECONDS! HURRY UP!" Nami yelled.
Snow got up and helped pull Luffy's arm in.
"4, 3, 2!"
At 2 Sandy's body burst over the edge of the water. From there he flung up onto the deck. The ship reached the summit and made a sharp right turn. Sandy flew through the air and crashed into the wall while the others were knocked to the ground. "HOLY CRAP!" Snow yelled.
"You guys the bad part's over. We made it. We need to check on Sandy though!" Nami yelled. Zoro and Luffy picked Sandy up and carried him to the men's quarters. They sat him down.
"HE WON'T WAKE UP!" Luffy screamed. "AHH HE'S DEAD!"
Zoro put his hand over Sandy's mouth. "No he's breathing. We should ask Nami."
Nami came down and Zoro went up to steer the ship. "He seems to be in a coma." Nami said.
"Huh?" Luffy was dumbfounded.
"He's going to be knocked out for some time. We have no idea how long. One day. One year. Any amount of time."
Luffy's jaw dropped. "HOW DOES HE EAT? HOW DO WE EAT? AHHHHH!"
"I'll cook I guess. As for him eating we need a real doctor. Lets hope he wakes up soon."
"Yeah ok. So now we just leave him here?" Luffy asked.
"Pretty much." Nami said.
Snow just stood there. Hehehehehehehheehheheheeheheheheheheh. That's what you get Mr. Wait two friggin hours. He thought. Wow I'm a terrible person...oh well. I'm bored. Snow left with Luffy and Nami.
"Well. We're in the Grand Line!" Luffy yelled triumphantly.
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AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
If that doesn't enrage Skie nothing will. You realise I can now COMPLETELY divert from original Oda and kill that stupid cook. How I hate him. NAYAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH!
:p
I gotta speak more French again. Sunday Bloody Sunday. Greatest U2 song EVER!
