The Megastory.

The odds are new chapters of this will be rare in this one.

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The beginning

Lan was sleeping in class again, (Not like I blame him.) while they were talking about…school…stuff...yeah…school…stuff… Anyway Megaman was on the net looking for something to fight.

"Now, where is something to fight…?"

All of a sudden three mettaurs appeared in front of Megaman, they were odd looking mettaurs, not how they looked, but how they moved.

A smile grew on Megaman's face. "Yes! Prepare to be deleted!"

"WHAT? I WANT TO LIVE NOT FIGHT!" said the middle mettaur very fast. "I WANT TO LIVE, FIND MY LOVE, EAT DONUTS, MMM DONUTS, FIND MY LONG LOST BROTHER, EAT DONUTS, HAVE A FAMILY, AND EAT DONUTS, FRESH DONUTS MIND YOU!" finished the middle mettaur taking in a deep breath.

The left one started to spin around with its pickaxe.

"WHEEEEEEEEE!" howled the left mettaur.

The right mettaur came to. "Huh? You wan to fight you…dang bartender!" muttered the seemly drunk mettaur. He swung his pickaxe and missed, it hit the middle mettaurs toe.

The middle mettaur spun out of control and began his fast talking rampage around Megaman. "HOW AM I GOING TO DO ALL THE STUFF I WANT TO DO IF I DON'T HAVE A BIG TOE? I CAN'T FIND MY LOVE WITHOUT MY BIG TOE BECAUSE SHE WILL BE ALL LIKE "You don't have a big toe on your right foot?" AND THEN LEAVE ME! AND THERE IS NO WAY I CAN EAT DONUTS AND SAY "MMM DONUTS" BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW YOU CAN'T TASTE WITHOUT BOTH OF YOUR BIG TOES! AND WHAT ABOUT FINDING MY LONG LOST BROTHER! HUH? I WON'T BE ABLE TO FIND HIM BECAUSE I'LL TRIP OVER MY BIG TOELESS FEET! AND IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN GET IT REPLACED! I'M NOT MADE OUT OF MONEY, MONEY IS MADE OUT OF MEEEEEEEE!" ended the mettaur as he fell 5 inches down from tripping on his toeless foot, soon getting back up to continue his meaningless babble running down the cyber road.

The left mettaur hit the right mettaur's head. "Huh? You want to fight?" the right mettaur drunkenly as he put up his fists.

The left mettaur closed in but tripped on the right mettaur's dropped pickaxe and fainted.

"HELLZ YEAH!" the drunken mettaur looked over at Megaman, seemly just seeing that he is there. "You want to fight too? I must warn you…I'm very drunk…" said the mettaur as he threw his pickaxe at Megaman, passing out in the process.

Megaman just ducked and it hit the mettaur behind him. He started to roll on the floor continuing his senseless babble, in till he rolled off the cyber square he was on. Still going on with his meaningless babble.

Megaman stared at what had happened. "…LAN! HELP ME LAN GET ME OUT OF HERE! IT'S SCARY! DO IT BEFORE I BECOME ONE OF THEM! LAAAAN! HELP DAMNIT!"

"zzzzzzzz." Snored Lan lazily as he continued his sleep over the cries of Megaman.

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