Sorry, I was on vacation, for awhile. I blame jetlag. But, I was surprised by the amount of reviews! Thank you! Haha...hehe...snort.
Onward with this chapter!
Lily hesitantly made her way over to the set which magically became the classroom again. She sat on the desk like before and James made his way behind her.
The photographer looked at her apprehensively. "Are you ready now?"
Lily gulped, "Yes?"
The next few minutes were a bit of a blur, she could make out James leaning in just as they practiced. She felt those soft lips, and she knew he wouldn't try and go any farther then he had before. For a split second she wished he would really kiss her, instead of faking it. She knew he would never do it, he was to damn honorable.
That bastard
So she did it. With their lips locked, she ignored everybody there, from Brianna to Celia. She leaned in to James a little and put her arms around him as he told her to before.
She hesitantly licked his closed lips. James's eyes widened and opened his mouth wondering what Lily was doing. She was the one to make the first move, she was inexperienced, but a fast learner. Her tongue explored James's hot mouth and that was when James finally got it through his thick skull, and started to kiss back.
Lily had never been very social so she hadn't been on many dates, but what James was doing, it was amazing, simple as that. Their tongues ravished each others mouths and they stayed like that for awhile.
The camera flashed, and Lily's brain snapped back to reality. With wide eyes she pulled away from the kiss. James was less then eager and leaned in. Her hands on his shoulders, she pushed him off of her face.
There was an audible pop, and silence.
Lily breathed in rapidly, and gagged. Not because that kiss hadn't been incredible, but because she tasted something absolutely revolting.
'Bubble gum! I kissed James with gum in his mouth.'
'I kissed James with gum in his mouth'
Gum…
In his mouth…
Now in her mouth.
'eurgh!' Of course, Lily kept on chewing, as much as she hated Droobles Best Blowing Gum.
The photographer grinned, "Brilliant! That is magazine cover worthy! That, is how you pose a kiss!" He grinned and wondered if this meant a promotion.
Lily gave a small smile at the praise and avoided James's gaze. She refused to look at him, and hurriedly made her way to the girls dressing room. No boys allowed, besides Pierre, but did he really count? After all, he's probably seen thousands of women naked, from the runway shows, of course, not something incredibly perverted. She was aware of the girls rushing over to her. She had to get out of the dressing room. She had kissed James, again. She had led him on like some, Scarlet Woman! Do not laugh! Do not see the irony in having the same color hair as that dreadful saying. It was probably a coincidence. She was positive that saying was older than 17 years.
This was the second time she had done something stupid like this, only this time, she couldn't claim she had amnesia.
Unless…
Nope, no way.
Her heart was beating and she went straight for the fireplace, "Leaky Cauldron."
Pwoof, she was gone into the fire.
She looked around and sighed, 'first one here.' then a hand made its way to her shoulder. "Ahhhhhh" She shrieked and jumped and fell. All conveniently at the same time, or was it inconvenient?
Scratch that, she never even hit the ground. She was afraid to look up at her savior. "Remus! Thank god, I thought you were James." (1)
"What's wrong with James? Are you sure you don't mean Sirius? Was he trying to convince you to join his stupid club?" (2)
Smiling Lily shook her head, "I kissed James…accidentally."
Remus chuckled, "You can't kiss someone accidentally, unless, I dunno, they fell on top of you or something."
Lily blushed at her memory. Remus raised his eyebrow, "James didn't fall on you accidentally on purpose? That is so elementary...then again, when you're involved I have no idea what he's going to do. He attempted to play guitar for you like some cliche story to woo you. James sucks at guitar."
"No, Remus you don't understand, I kissed him on the shoot, You didn't see?"
"I saw, didn't the guy ask you to? Lily, when that happens, it's because you don't want to get fired."
"Yeah, but," Lily looked desperate, "we practiced how to fake kiss before, only I took it a little farther."
"Is that why your wiggin? Don't worry I'm sure James'll ask you out sooner or later."
"NO! REMUS, you're not listening. I DON'T LIKE JAMES. Be serious, don't use words like wiggin. It totaly ruins this tense atmosphere. Anyways, only brainless bimbos like models."
"Really? After that intense kiss I would have thought otherwise, I highly doubt your anything remotly close to a bimbo." James grinned leaning against the doorway.
James POV ( Just Rewind 5 Minutes)
James was dressing with Sirius. "I said she didn't have to really kiss, we even practiced fake kissing. So when she really kissed me was it because she wanted the shoot to look more convincing, or because she liked me?"
"Mate," Sirius slapped James in the back, "She wanted to make the shoot look convincing." Sirius said (3)
"After all, Lily is the type of girl to put her entire self in something. Did you see her model of Pompeii? It even had people charmed to hang laundry and walk! She bought old moldy soil to put in there! Honestly, she hates your guts." James sighed and they both made their way to the fireplace, and they met up with the rest of the girls, Lily wasn't there.
"She bought moldy soil? What's wrong with not molding soil? I actually prefer sand if we're talking about floor types, it's a natural exfoliant."
"I know it does wonders for your feet." Sirius gushed, ignoring that he was slowly killing his manlyness.
All the girls were whispering about something or other and James got the floo powder and said, "Leaky Cauldron."
He saw Remus and Lily together. Together. That was not good, that is until he realized they were talking about him. How flattering. He had to make sure to look as suave as possible, then spoke at exactly the right moment,"Really? After that intense kiss I would have thought otherwise." Perfect line, and perfectly exucated. Enough to make any girls blush.
"Yeah Lily, that was pretty dirrty, never expected that from you. What's your excuse? There something in James's mouth that looked appetizing? Like, I don't know, his tongue!" Sirius laughed.
"It was actually his gum." Lily spoke quietly, so no one could hear, besides James who was close enough for another snog.
Lily really had to stop thinking about snogging and James. At least when they were in the same sentence.
'James. Snog.' Lily thought, 'better.'
"Sirius was that vulgarity necessary?"
"Different people necessary different things."
Remus rolled his eyes, "You're an idiot."
"Ah, see you necessary me because you fancy yourself some literal genius. You know with your mays and cans, and your please and thank you's."
"Sirius, that's just being polite, you know, well-mannered."
Meanwhile, there was an awkward silence between James and Lily.
"You know Lily? I know that you only kissed me because you wanted to be professional, so I won't hold it against you and tease you like Sirius." James said pointedly.
"Kiss my arse." Sirius yelled when he heard.
Lily was a little disappointed, that hadn't been the reason at all. She was slightly disgusted with herself, she was actually disappointed that James thought the kiss hadn't been real. However, it was for the better. She sneezed, "Ahchoo!"
Everyone promptly said, "Bless you" including Tom, the bartender, who just popped up randomly in this story.
James searched for his handkerchief, dug in his pocket and grinned victoriously, Lily had the sudden urge to laugh, 'James looks like a little kid, easily amused. Someone who-'
We'll never find out who James was, because Lily's train of thought was broken by laughter.
Her own laughter that is. James had taken the first thing out made of cloth, sadly, they had turned out to be the pair of boxers James had changed out of in the changing room. He had to stay clean.
All Lily could make out between her guffaws was, 'aww.'
"James? Are these for me?" Lily picked up the boxers not knowing wether to smile or just slap him.
Blushing James tried to retain as much of his pride possible, "Er, yes. It's a present, for you?"
"Well, I can't blow my nose with it." She grinned awkwardlylooking at them.
They had been a gift from Peter. The boxers were Christmas themed with stags who all had red noses and red hats. They grinned and blinked back at Lily.
"Well, thank you James. It's really…um sweet?"
James just forced a grin on his face and said, "Your welcome." Lily was then dragged upstairs by Paige and the others not worth mentioning.
James groaned, "Damn, she must think I'm so stupid. I am losing manlyness points. And I liked those boxers." Peter grinned.
Remus was about to say something but he was interrupted by Sirius, "Hey! She wants you, bad. She's like those girl stalkers who sneak into bedrooms for boxers."
"But, I gave them to her."
"So? I'm sure she was fantasizing about taking those boxers off of you. James, she fancies you!"
"I thought you said she didn't like me?"
"I said she kissed you for business, that doesn't mean she couldn't enjoy it if you know what I mean. Everyone knows that if a girl likes your boxers she likes your personality."
Remus just shook his head, "Everyday you say something potentially embarrassing, so I tell you not to say it again, and everyday you come up with something else."
"Lily wants James if you know what I mean. Those boxers reflect James's personality!
"But Peter bought them." James spoke,"Peter? Are you having an illicit affair with Lily! Even though you know I like her! Damn, that would make a good story, I'd call it, Peter: affair with maiden most unworthy of. Do you know how it would end Peter?"
He shook his head.
Grinning insanely James replied, "Death, but of who! You, or Lily? Or perhaps me?"
"If you know what-"
"Shut up Padfoot."
Lily POV
"AHHHH!"
"AHHHH!"
"AHHHH!"
Three girls screaming tends to draw attention to a room, and by draw attention she meant kick. If you enter the word Lily in the middle the sentence and replace "to", with "out" it becomes: Three girls screaming tends to kick Lily out a room.
Then again that sentence doesn't make sense, you would have to knock the "s" off of the word tends, and add an "of."
Three girls screaming tend to kick Lily out of a room.
There, now we're grammatically correct, Remus would be so proud.
Anyway the three girls: Paige, Riley, and Brianna were jumping up and down screaming insanely.
Almost as if ants were actually in their pants.
"YOU KISSED HIM! AHHHH!"
By this time Lily had charmed the room to be as quiet as the room next door.
Crap, that was James's room. How about the other room next door.
Paige had calmed down, but she was still breathing fast, and had that insane gleam over her eyes.
"How was it?" All three girls listened, Lily could still hear them breathing fast, and saw their gleaming eyes.
"Chewy." Lily grinned mentally, give them a confusing answer, maybe they'll shut up.
Brianna spoke up, "I've had a chewy kiss."
Or not. Ew, she didn't want to think about it.
"No, I mean James was chewing on a piece of gum."
"So?"
Lily showed them the pink bubble gum in between her teeth.
Riley grinned, "That is the sexiest piece of gum ever!"
Lily nearly chocked on said piece of gum, "I beg your pardon." she said, clearly scandalized.
She laughed, "He chewed on it, and transferred it to your mouth, that's sexy."
Lily merely raised her eyebrow and edged away from the girls, all giggling and giddy, but why? She had been the one kissed, right? Why wasn't she giddy?
A wave of giddyness wove over her. 'There it is,' she laughed, "Sexy gum, HAHAhaha!"
'PINK! BOYS! BEER! KISSING!' Lily thought, giggling, "I'm drunk." she said this time, still giggling.
"Have you ever been drunk?"
"No, but this weird high isn't normal." Lily started laughing funny, pausing between each giggle. "Haha…hehe…HAHAHA…snort."
There was a long pregnant pause, all the girls looked at each other.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" They all laughed, acting as only girls would.
"Pillow fight!" Riley shouted, they all laughed. Lily picked up the nearest pillow and threw it straight at Paige. Soon feathers were flying everywhere. Lily was having a grand ol' time when she saw an owl.
She picked up the parcel and her eyes widened when she saw her homework.
Giddy time was officially over.
End (of this chapter)
Sorry it took so long to update, I've been on vaca as I said before. I added a little Sirius action at the end of chapter 1. Read if interested, if you're not...eh, who cares?
I've been getting reviews about grammer, sorry. It's never been my strong point. I'll look back at my chapters.
And now...
Sirius Corner! Flashback, shoom! (my pathetic sound effect doesn't look as amazing as it did in my mind)
"Sirius, that's just being polite, you know, well-mannered."
"Well," Sirius paused, "KISS MY ARSE" He yelled to James, "The same goes to you Moony."
"Zing!" Yelled Sirius.
"Next Full Moon, I'm biting you."
Sirius just stuck his tongue out.
"You kiss your mother with that mouth?" Remus said grinning.
Sirius made a face, "Hell no...ZING! One for Remus! the score is now an even 1to1."
Remus snorted at him, "More like one billion to two in my favor."
"Yeah, and I would be the one billion, ZING!"
"Sirius? Do you know what that "to my favor" was for?"
"No."
"That's why it's one billion to two, my favor."
End (Of Sirius Corner)
(1) Did you think it was James behind her? Oh, so close.
(2) The RUFFian club, for more information, look to the bottom of chapter 1.
(3) Wrong in one Sirius.
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