Disclaimer: Not mine.

Stupididty is possibly the greatest human achievement in the history of mankind. Probably the greatest achievement since the Earth was formed however many millions of years ago. Comes in handy, too, when stupidity happens to be achieved by a murderer. Then it's open and shut. God is looking down us that day, saying, "Well, if I'm going to kill someone, let's have this stupid person do it so the police can catch him."

Of course, it's not so great when you finally achieve stupidity yourself. I recently achieved this higher status when I broke her heart.

"Who?" you ask.

The only one that mattered.