Another installment! I'm just taking my time to fix any mistakes that my amusement would of made me forget about. Silly amusement.
The amusement began.
Vector Prime ran into the room on the screen, shouting. "How does Subitayo do that?.!" He asks himself, unaware of the two in the room smirking. With an evil laugh, Subi made herself known, stepping into the light and his view. He froze, and the wish to be away from this place was growing more apparent on his face by the second. To make matters worse, Karahrr, as a black and blue cat mech, purred her usual greeting -which can be debated whether or not true: "Hello, stalker."
Now he looked like he just wanted to fade out of existence, judging from his gape and the identical grins on their faces. "Not another one…" A groan escaped him. Another bout of maniacal laughter (this time from Karahrr) and mech was at wit's end. "They're all insane!" were his final words as he ran out; but not fast enough to miss their words.
With a chorus of "Thank you for the compliment!" from Karahrr over-laid by a chilling "MUAHAHAHAHA!" by Subi. He screamed, even standing on tiptoe for effect. The duo looked at him, dumbfounded…until they took advantage of the situation at hand.
"It's a lie, they altered it, I swear!" he cried, jumping up in front of the screen.
"Quiet, you!" Subi growled, the green flames in her hand used as a flashlight in the darkness could be for much more than that…much more. Twitching, he reluctantly sat down in one of the front row seats. Ah, the honor of being the star of the film!
"Didn't know you screamed like a girl." Subi snickered on the screen.
"I do not!" was his indignant deny.
"You just proved it!" She shot back, with a triumphant smirk under her mask.
"Girly-bot!" chipped in Karahrr.
With that, they got the desired effect. "WHAT was that?.!" He shouted, only to meet crazily entertained eyes.
"Do you seriously want me to repeat myself?" The cat-mech skeptically inquired. Subi then decided to point out the painfully obvious that was only obscure to him: "You couldn't catch her even if you used a warp system." A pause, "Then again, you couldn't catch anyone using a warp system."
As a mistake on his part, he called her on it. "Do you want to count on that?.!"
In proper Subi-fashion, she responds, "Yep!" and cackled off down the hallway, leaving him with a bemused Karahrr and the doubts of ever finding sanity. He grumbled to himself, "Then again, I don't want to catch her." He didn't really have a choice in the matter, because soon after that...
"Vector Prime's a chicken-girl-bot!" was ricocheting off of every wall. Vector Prime was fuming.
"Why that-!" he violently exclaimed, running after her. The said phrase was repeated all over the base, getting any mech's attention that wasn't taken over by annoyance of it. Vector Prime caught up ten minutes later, where she was walking at a leisurely pace still shouting. "I swear, someone needs to check her thought processing units…" he muttered. Even though she seemed to expect him, the comment was all but unforeseen.
"Go there and burn in eternal darkness!" She snarled.
"This is highly unfair." Vector Prime sighed, finally giving up on catching either of them for a moment of peace. Suddenly, Karahrr's shout ran through as an echo, carrying forth the message that would begin an era of torture: "Can you believe that I managed to record all this on tape?.!"
"Blackmail!.! WHOO!" Subi cheered, taking off down the hallway, once again laughing her evil laugh.
"What?.!.?" Vector Prime yelled, and began chasing them with a renewed fury.
"Muahahaha!" Subi cackled, running into a room where Vector Prime wouldn't even dream of entering on his own free will-- even if it was his reputation at stake.
"Oh Primus! STALKER!.!" Karahrr howled, shooting down the hallway in her cat-mode...
Oh, and not to pester you folks or anything, but...some reviews would be nice. But remember: flamers get attacked by fire eaters. They're ravenous this time of year.
