Last chapter! I'm on a roll, can't you tell? Of course the reason is easily explained by the insanely mushy author love of appreciation on the bottom of the first chapter. Now onward, brave and highly amused readers!
Subi and Karahrr were yet again hunting for the elusive Vector Prime. This time, he came somewhat more willing; or unknowingly, your choice.
"Vector Prime!" Barked Subi, getting impatient.
"Oh stalker…." Hauntingly called Karahrr, preparing to do as planned when he came up. Though doubtfully that would ever bring someone over.
"Where did that ancient brat get to?" Subi mumbled irritably. Karahrr shrugged, deciding to try using his own language…somewhat. "Where art thou, ancient geezer?" They paused, then burst out laughing. No way that'd work! Or so they thought…
"I am afraid I did not understand that…" A perplexed Vector Prime said, somehow behind the cat mech, Karahrr. Instantaneously, three things happened:
1) Both of them nearly had a heart attack.
2) Karahrr ran to the other side of the room in surprise, yelling "Stalker!" as she went.
3) Subi fell over on the floor after the prompt shout of "Oh God! When did you get there?.!"; most likely twitching.
The audience was sprinkled with snorts of amusement. Subi glared at the screen. Oh how Karahrr was going to wish she had a better movie making program…
He ignored their reactions. "I have said this many times: I am not a 'stalker'."
Recovering from their shock of the disturbing amount of stealth he had, both replied: "Or so you say," and "That's what they all say." They blinked, looked at each other, and agreed to one thing: "Okay, you die now, Vector Prime." Subi announced, irritated at the 'mind clone' moment that occurred.
Soundwave squirmed uncomfortably, aware of a particular person's glare. "Thank Primus they didn't find me that time.."
"Die…now?" He gulped, backing away in alarm.
"Yes." Was Karahrr's unneeded confirmation.
"I knew I shouldn't have come!" With that he bolted. Subi followed, roaring: "Get back here you ancient tin can!" Karahrr merely stayed in the room, blandly giving a glare. From the other side, apparently he was very slow and was caught thirty seconds later (go figure). The screams of a Shakespearean accent and crackle of electricity told enough of what happened then and there. Subi literally pranced back in the room, grin on her face. "That was amusing."
The Decepticon communications officer was VERY glad he had went on a mission that day.
Just then, Optimus, who heard all the commotion, walked by. The screen blipped to black abyss as the lens cap was hastily put on and hidden; audio still running.
"Do I want to know who screamed?" The Autobot asked.
"No," Came Subi's voice.
"A girly-bot, I think," Karahrr commented.
The audio then fizzled out, apparently running out of batteries. It faded back in moments later, voices warped slightly. Any sign of Optimus was not heard at all.
"Mweheheh, you think Vector Prime knows he was called a drag queen?" Came Karahrr's amused voice.
"As you have said, 'He's a stalker... He knows everything.' " Replied Subi, sounding disturbed by the prospect- or Karahrr's cat-like evil laugh.
"I wish!" At that point, a random mech threw a rock at the ancient mech's white form a few rows ahead of him/her, hitting Vector Prime square in the back of the head. Needless to say, he was silent for the remainder of the scene after he came back online.
"Indee- Hey, is the audio on that still on?" A banging noise could be heard and all remaining workable features of the camera went flat. Because we all know that off buttons are overrated.
The film then ended, followed by a snazzy jingle and commercial for Karahrr Chronicles, by optimusprimus001 and Fangirls' Anonymous. Primus bless their amusement providing sparks.
Karahrr walked out of the theater calm until a massive "Whoo hoo! That was GREAT!" came out of her mouth, jumping for childish joy. The others went out as quickly as they came, some of the younger mechs coming over and asking how she did that. She just sheepishly answered with a shrug, "I'm part cat, what did you expect?" Then proceeded to give the way too enthusiastic ones autographs. Such is the life of someone who stalked a stalker and got away with it.
Unbeknownst to her, Vector Prime stumbled out, on the verge of a mental breakdown. Spotting her, he went into a rage, dashing towards her so fast that his joints creaked (which isn't very fast, either way).
Well...it would of been that way if Subi hadn't conveniently stuck her foot out. Instead he just fell face first, and rolled to a stop at Karahrr's feet, a pile of disgruntled and unhinged mech. Taking no chances, she ran off, shouting "Bye!", leaving them with a sobbing Protector of Space and Time.
I pity the universe right now.
That's all for now, my lovelies! Don't forget to review if you like it. I doubt you would hate it if you've read the whole thing willingly without passing out; so yeah.
