Didn't bother correcting this chap either. People liked this idea that I pulled outta my ass, maybe I'll continue, maybe not. My whims are strange. And yes, this wouldn't be a fic with a trash protagonist without a harem! Woohooo! Narutards ftw, LESSS! GOOOOO!

Still making plans for the next chap of my main fic (Danmachi ones) Just wanted to pass time cuz ya know. And who tf said I am going to stop writing my Danmachi fic. Sheesh, learn to read. Goddamn. The next chap is coming soon, its just being correct by my beta.

And yes, So My Girl's A Devil is over. I ain't writing it anymore. If you want to adopt it then go ahead, though I don't know how that works lol.

Chapter 2

After letting go of Naruto's ear, Asia turned to Sasuke and lowered her head. "Our dear priest has violent tendencies, please don't hold it against him," she requested.

Sasuke shrugged and said, "It's okay. I know this idiot very well, we teammates for sometime you know. My name is Sasuke Uchiha, this moron's best friend." Asia's eyes widened in surprise before hurridly introducing herself as well, "My name is Asia Argento, I am his assistant and lover... I think."

"You are my bitch," Naruto called out from under her, looking up her dress. Both Sasuke and Asia gave him deadpan looks before ignoring the priest.

"I am so happy to finally meet you Mr Uchiha, Naruto has told me a lot about you," she gave him a friendly smile that was returned by the Uchiha.

"Please, call me Sasuke. I hope it's good things," he responded, the heavy aura surrounding him fading into nothingness. He was very friendly to people who took care of Naruto in his stead because the moron had a tendency to cause mayhem wherever he went. His coldness that originated from his desire for vengeance on Itachi had mostly faded, leaving behind a good natured man who was capable of building comfortable environments.

"Ehhh. Mostly, though he did mention something about you shoving a sword into his head and tying him up with snakes," she responded with a wry smile. Sasuke blinked once before face palming, "That was when we were enemies," he responded, recalling one of the many battles the two had had.

"And now you are best friends," she stated to which Sasuke nodded in confirmation.

"What about you? How did you associate with a deliquent like him?" Sasuke pointed at the priest whose dick was straining against his robes. Asia looked down at it and blushed before putting her foot over his eyes, not worrying about dusting harming them.

"I... It's complicated but long story short, he saved me from a devil who wanted to enslave and use me to satisfy his... Needs," she shivered, drawing a sympathetic nod from Sasuke.

"I see, that explains it. I thought he lost the bet for a second there," the Asian stated with a sigh, drawing a questioning look from Asia.

"Bet?" she asked, before leading the Uchiha away from where the masses would seat to a small room where another woman in nun's clothing served them tea. Sasuke took a sip and smiled, it was a wonderful brew. It was a known fact in the leaf village that the Uchiha loved their tea.

"Yes, because we were sick of fighting, we decided not to use our abilities unless we were attacked by something. Our little competition was to see who would be at the top of the world in terms of influence by the end of 10 years... I can't believe he became a priest," he faced palmed.

"And you became a model, dumbass. Atleast my route makes sense. I wanted to be a pope," Naruto responded, sitting above them, upside down.

"Pope? What the hell? And its super model dumbass, I am going to be like BTS. I'm cuter than all their members and I am becoming popular quickly," he shot back.

Asia nodded, "yes I see. You are quite attractive. Your feminine looks go really well with your masculinity," she admitted.

"Yeah, I gotta admit, this bitch hot, no homo. Remove the bean and stalk and slap on some tiddies and you have candidate for best girl. This one was always a panty drencher. Tch, what a terrifying dude," Naruto said.

Sasuke sighed, "I suppose, though I could do without the fan girls. They are worse than those back in the leaf village," he said while rubbing his temples. "Anyway, I have a schedule to keep, my managers gonna hunt me down soon so I'll leave you with this message. It's been good to see you," he said before giving the priest a fist bump.

"But it's time for more serious business. I see this girl of yours has a sacred gear. I am assuming you have detailed knowledge of the supernatural, yes?"

"Naturally," Naruto responded, following Sasuke's lead and becoming serious. Asia stood up to leave but was stopped by Naruto raising/ drop his hand. "You are my assistant Asia, I need you here," he said before gesturing to Sasuke to continue.

"With the 7 clones that I was allowed to use, I have come into contact with quite a few factions. Not allies or anything, just witnessed them. I myself have witness Angels and fallen Angels here in Italy. The clone in Japan devils, the one in Romania vampires, the one Britain nuckelavee and various spirits, the one in Greece cyclopses and more," he relayed drawing a nod from Sasuke.

"I see, so you don't have an ally within the factions then?"

"No... I have one in the form of one of the Seraphs, Gabriel. She visits us often," he responded.

"Understood. I have a few infomats within the Fallen Angel faction and I have been informed that Kokabiel's legion has been capturing angels and stealing Excalibur fragments from the church and taking them to Japan where the sisters of the current Devil lords reside," he explained.

"Ah, so he is planning to start a war," Naruto connected the dots with ease.

"Yes. This legion has been working with a new Organisation called the Khaos Brigade whose main goal is to eliminate the strongest existence in this world, a dragon born of dreams, Great Red," Sasuke continued. "One part of this organisation called the Hero faction has been recruiting humans with special powers with little success so they plan on attacking multiple cities to draw out people who can fight with the help of the Fallen angels," he continued.

Naruto raised an eyebrow, "I do recall seeing one of them recruiting a girl with a sacred gear, saying something about putting humanity at the top of the food chain. Why would they be coorperating with the Fallen Angels?'

"To keep eyes off them. The Fallen Angels will keep the other factions busy whilst the humans amass power and from there the humans will assist the Fallen Angels," Sasuke responded.

Asia sat there with eyes wide in shock.

"Anyway, I will leave it at that. Let's put aside our little competition for now, kay? Things will be troublesome from here on. We can't be influencial if the world is in chaos," with that Sasuke left the church.

"..."

"..."

"Asia."

"Yes?"

"Let's fuck. I'm feeling mighty horny right now"

"Is that all you think about! I told you I'm not ready for that yet! Besides don't you have other girls to do that with!?," she exclaimed with a red face. "And you are a priest, act like it!" With those words said, she marched out of the room leaving Naruto there. Not before receiving a smack to her ass. Poor innocent Asia could not remain innocent after spending nearly 3 years with the pervert

"Yare yare, there goes my peaceful days. Hmm, I wonder if Elmen will finally let me fuck her," he scratched his head. A bunch of bats flew into the room and fused into a single girl with pale skin and a red dress.

"Oh, speak of the devil."

End

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