I don't own Eva. I don't even own a car so why would I have Eva?

Also, this is set before Asuka arrives.

CHAPTER 1! EVIL CHICKENS!

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"Sorry Shinji I'm gonna be here for a while" Misato said leaning over only to find Shinji asleep in a chair. Again. "Hey! Wake up!" Misato said and she slapped Shinji in the shoulder.

"Mmm, is it morning already?" Shinji said waking up.

"Shinji go on ahead and go home alright? I'll be there in a couple of hours." Misato said in a maternal tone.

"But-" Shinji started but was interrupted by Misato. "No Shinji, this is the third time you've fallen asleep. Plus it's past your curfew"

"What curfew?" Shinji muttered.

"The one I just invented, now go!" Misato said shaking her finger at her young charge.

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Shinji walked briskly down the sidewalk, he was scared even if he had his own security unit watching his every move. He watched his breath curl up into a smoky ball then disappear, why is it so cold on the day I have to walk home? Shinji wondered. "I bet Ayanami doesn't get scared when she walks to her house, and I bet she doesn't complain about the cold" Shinji said trying to comfort himself, but it wasn't working. He began to walk faster when the hairs on the back of his neck rose and he started to get jittery as adrenaline began pumping through his veins. He realized then that no one else was out. Nobody. It was like a horror movie and he was about to mauled by some monster.

"This is just stupid!" Shinjiwhined "I'm getting scared for nothing". Shinji looked out on the road and saw a van passing by. He watched it steadily until it passed him then he heard brakes squealing. He turned around to see the van parked on the curb behind him and he began walking faster. He heard the doors open and close, he was breathing hard and he was beginning to hyperventilate. When Shinjiheard steps he broke into a jog. Shinji turned a corner into an alley and cursed to himself. Why did I freak out like that? Shinji thought and he turned and walked to the wall and put his forehead against it. I'm sooo tired Shinji thought. He then heard gun shots and he straightened himself out, the tiredness whipped out of him by the popping sounds.

Shinji ran out of the alley to see gun shots coming from the van. Shinji covered his head and continued to run "Get him!" he heard a deep voice growl and foot steps followed after the command was given. Shinji felt an arm wrap around his middle and he was hoisted off of the ground. He fought and kicked and screamed until a meaty hand was clamped over his mouth. He kept wriggling around and his head was slammed against a wall. He barely registered the pain and he went limp in the person's arms. This can't be happening Shinji thought, that was his last thought then the pain got the best of him and he passed out. Then he was dragged down the empty sidewalk and thrown into the back of the van.

He was gonna have one hell of a bruise on his forehead.

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Misato could hardly believe that she'd been at Nerv all night. Why did she have to stay in that wretched building if Rei's Eva was acting weird? She could understand if Ritsuko had to stay there but why her? She was exhausted and came home to find no Shinji waiting for her, but it was two in the morning and he was probably asleep she reasoned. Which is exactly what I'm gonna be doing Misato thought tiredly as she crawled into her bed.

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Misato woke up to the sun which was blinding her at the moment. Misato promptly rolled over then she heard some birds that were screeching their heads off, she just wasn't going to get back to sleep was she? She got up to find no Shinji. She peeked inside his room to find no one there. She panicked and hurriedly rushed for the phone she glanced at the clock. It was ten o'clock Wednesday morning. Shinji was at school, duh. Misato calmed down and made breakfast. Well at least she tried. When the pan caught fire she decided to make microwavable noodles. When the Styrofoam cup caught fire she decided to eat out. When the little restaurant on the corner caught fire she decided to skip breakfast.

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Ritsuko was drinking her cup of cold, chunky, coffee when the phone on her crowded desk rang. "Hello" she answered

"Ma'am this is Section Two. We didn't see the Third Child at school today and we wanted to check in to see if every thing is alright because nobody told us he wouldn't be attending and we're sure he hasn't skipped school. I mean since that last section didn't check in this morning we started getting suspicious" the officer on the line said.

"What? A section didn't check in after their shift?" Ritsuko wondered.

"Yeah! You mean you haven't heard? There was huge gun fight over there and they have rescue teams searchin' for 'em."

"CRAP!" Ritsuko screamed.

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Misato, Ritsuko and a several Section Two officers stood in Gendo Ikari's room trying not to wilt under the commander's glare. The sub-commander stood behind Gendo dealing out a glare of his own, but it was far more tolerable. Gendo's first question was aimed towards the agents "What did you find out about the gun fight?" Gendo's hard voice echoed off the walls and a Section Two agent bravely answered the question. "We haven't found anything sir, besides the dead bodies and they were all our agents."

"I am not happy with your work" Gendo said gruffly. He then fixed his stare on Misato "Captain why did you not check on the third Child when you arrived home?"

"Well" Misato started "It was two in the morning and I though he was asleep and I didn't want to disturb him"

"Then why did you not check on him in the morning?" Gendo asked again

"Well I woke up at ten and since today is Wednesday I figured he went to school" Misato kept playing with the zipper on her jacket. She didn't want to look Gendo in the eye it wasn't that he was ugly, even though he was; it was the fact that she lost the Commander's son and her job was on the line, she also didn't want him to know she was afraid of anything.

"That was very irresponsible, Captain" he said.

"I know sir" Misato answered. She wondered what would happen now crap! I hate tense moments like this! My job isn't even this stressful Misato mused.

"You are all free to go" Gendo ordered and the people fought to get trough the door first.

"So what will we do now?" the man behind Gendo announced

"This will definitely affect the scenario. I will have to explain this to Seele." Gendo sighed and rubbed his hands together while he leaned back into his chair.

"Do you want me to get the Second Child?" the old man inquired

"No" came the reply.

"But Gendo Rei won't be able to handle any combat and the Dummy Plug system is no where near ready" Fuyutsuki bent over and whispered into Gendo's ear.

"I am aware of this sub-commander, but I have another less expensive option I would like to try" Gendo said.

"That will not work Gendo." Fuyutsuki said and got no reply. "Seele will not be happy about this and they will be very suspicious about us." The man still would not reply. "They may cut off funding Gendo, then you'll never see Yui again" The senior citizen paused waiting for something to be said. "Gendo, please just don't! Damn! You're just to flippin' stubborn to listen to anybody else aren't you?" Kozo stood back up and put his hand to his forehead.

"Send more agents out to look for the Third Child" Gendo said. "When that is finished arrange the flight."

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HA! HA! HA! I believe I have successfully written a decent cliffhanger! BABY YEAH!

Please review, but if you read and you liked I'll still be happy.

Stay tuned for the next chapter: EVIL OSTRICHES!