Age Is Over Beauty
Alice in Wonderland
Alice as age 70: Hey, how did I get in Wonderland again?
Chesire Cat: You aren't, you just didn't take your medicine like the nurse told you too.
Alice: I took it...I took it at...Uuuuh...Uuuuum...I can't remember!
Chesire Cat: You know why you need your medicine...Right?
Alice: No! How am I suppose to know what the...Nurse?...Gives me!
Chesire Cat: You need your medicine because you have alzheimers, thats why your in a nursing home.
Alice: What's alzheimers?
Chesire Cat: Alzheimers is when you go back to the past in your mind and react what is happening and forget everyone around you. Your having an episode right now.
Alice: ...Oh!...Well I'm still young and beautiful, right?
Chesire Cat: ...No.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Snow White at age 70: Why are my clothes getting bigger?
Dwarf: (Looks down on Snow White) Your hump back is getting bigger too...
Snow White: I do not have a hump back! Hey, did you get taller?
Dwarf: I'm a dwarf...I hope you aren't turning into your friend Alice.
Sleeping Beauty
Red Fairy: Rose, I'm worried about you... You have been getting awfully tired... And you haven't pricked your finger on anything!
Rose at age 70: I hate to admit it, but it's just old age.
Blue Fairy: And you have gotten huge liver spots too!
Rose: They aren't that big!
Blue Fairy: Yes they are!
Rose: No their not!
(Coninue arguing)
Green Fairy: Stop it! Your getting her excited! (Points to one of Rose's liver spots) Hey look! That one looks like a rose!
All fairies: Ooooo!
Aladdin
Jasmin at age 70: (Looks at old self in the mirror) Genie, I wish I was young again!
Genie: Sorry! I'm not able to make that wish!
Jasmin: Why not?
Genie: I can't bring back the dead.
Cinderella
Cinderella at age 70: Do these glass slippers still look good on me?
Mouse: Oh, yes! You look great! Even through all these years!
Cinderella: Awwww! LIAR!
Mouse: Well what do you think?
Cinderella: I don't know... What's the point of wearing glass slippers when everyone can see your bunion.
Beauty and the Beast
Beast: Wow, Bell! After menopause you sure have gotten your face hairy! Are you sure you don't wan't to shave before my buddy comes over?
Bell at age 70: It's not hair! My face is just a little fuzzy, thats all. And I don't need to shave!
Beast's friend: (walks through door) Hey everyone!
Everyone: Hi!
Beast's friend: Beast, wheres Bell? Hey, I didn't know you had a brother! (Looks at Bell)
Kingdom Hearts
Kairi at age 70: Sora! The darkness! It's surrounding me! It is near! Help me Sora! Help me!
Sora: Let me call 911...
Kairi: But they won't make it! Quick Sora! It's getting darker! Help me!
Sora: I can't! Only 911 can help you!
Kairi: Oh, the darkness! It's taking over me! My heart hurts! The darkness is taking my heart! Why?
Sora: Because your having a seisure.
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