A/N: Am currently suffering from severe writer's block my excuse for this story.

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(This title is in no way meant to offend.)

Xenophobia:

"'Viktor?' he said. 'Hasn't he asked you to call him Vicky yet?' Hermione looked at him in surprise. 'What's up with you?' she said.

"If you don't know,' said Ron scathingly, 'I'm not going to tell you.'"

- Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, pg 366.

Ron Weasley hated Bulgarians.

No he didn't.

He really only hated one particular Bulgarian; an 18 year old, round shouldered, duck footed, grouchy Bulgarian, who couldn't even pronounce Hermione's name properly...

Viktor Krum was an ass. A superb Quidditch player; yes, but Harry was better anyway. So.

Viktor Krum was a jerk;

Ron Weasley hated him.

Viktor took Hermione to the Yule Ball.

Hermione had a fight with Ron about it.

Ron was very angry.

He had been forced to witness Krum kissing Hermione's hand.

It was a terrible thing to see.

Viktor Krum was a sleaze.

Ron had battled the urge to start hitting Krum and never stop.

Harry had looked at Ron with a mixture of concern and amusement on his face.

Harry knew.

Ron was mad at Harry too, for that.

But not as mad as he was at Krum.

Krum had kissed Hermione...

Probably.

Harry seemed to think so, even though he hadn't told Ron that forthright.

But he didn't have to.

Viktor Krum was a fool.

Ron hated him.

Krum had kissed Hermione.

Ron retaliated by snapping the figurine he owned of Krum into pieces.

Harry found one of the arms under his bed.

Harry had looked at Ron with a mixture of concern and amusement on his face.

Ron hated Krum.

Ron loved Hermione.

Krum was a dickhead.

Ron loved Hermione.

Krum went back to Bulgaria.

Ron was happy.

Krum wasn't that bad.

Just so long as he never came back...

Because Ron loved Hermione.

She belonged with him, not Krum.

Krum was a loser.

Ron loved Hermione

Hermione loved Ron.

Krum stayed in Bulgaria. He didn't come back to England.

Ron Weasley liked Bulgarians.

Especially if their name was Viktor Krum and they stayed in Bulgaria.

Because Ron Weasley loved Hermione Granger. She belonged with him.

Everyone knew that.

Fin.

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