FireHorse Here! Hoofin' It Here! We are co-writing AGAIN with each other, this time its on HI's account.

HI: Craziness ensues when my crazy friends and I get switched with Harry Potter , Cho Chang and Draco Malfoy's bodies! Dun dun DUN!

FH :YEP!

Disclaimer : Will Turner: Disclaimer?

Jack Sparrow: Yes, Will! A disclaimer!

Sauron: Yes! ONE DISCLAIMER TO RULE THEM ALL!

Will: Um, we don't own? Hehehe.

Jack : NO! Say it like a man! FIREHORSE AND HOOFIN'IT DO NOT OWN US, LOTR, OR HARRY POTTER! ARGH!

Will :eep! Jack ur scaring me! Oh ya we also don't own anything u regonize!

Jake : SAY IT WITH FEELING!

The Dark Lord Sauron decided that he would make the One Potion to Take Over Them All! Unfortunately, Voldemort ripped it off and gave Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, and Cho Chang the OptTOTA! He was supposed to give it to Ron and Hermione but he screwed up. Big surprise their. Coughyarightcough.

The Next Day...

Harry Potter woke up, TO BE SURROUNDED BY PLASTIC HORSES! AND PICTURES OF HORSES! AND BOOKS ABOUT HORSES! BASICALLY EVERYTHING WAS ABOUT HORSES! Harry screamed, fell off the bed, and got a giant bump on his head. He groaned, flipped over, and stared at his now RED HAIR! Confused, he looked in his mirror, AND SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER! Some strange woman screamed from another room

"Caitlin, Shut Up!"

Harry was double confused. Caitlin? Who? What? Where? Did he mention Who? Yes, yes he had. He cautiously looked around his Horsefied room. Seriously, there were horses everywhere!

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Draco Malfoy groaned. A few seconds later he realized something. His satin sheets felt werid. So did his satin pillow. he opened his eyes to see his room. Which was blue. Huh. Wait, what? His head shot up , only to see a girl with black hair that was pointed in ever direction. " WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM!" he yelled at the girl, only to have her mouth move at the same time as his.

He stopped waiting for an answer. " WELL?" Again, the girl didn't answer. He got out of his ...orange bed and walked over to her. " I'm waiting." he said , tapping his foot. When he got no answer, AGAIN, he lost all control and punched the girl. Only to scream and suck on his now red hand. " WHAT THE-" he was cut off as the mirror he was staring into shattered. A voice from afar promptly yelled : " Francesca! It's 6 in the mourning! On a Saturday! My calculations say that you should be asleep for another 7 hours! Go back to bed!" Now Draco being Draco yelled right back. " DO YOU KNOW WHO YOUR TALKING TO?" " GO BACK TO BED!" Draco's face was one of shock, for no one other than his father had yelled at him, ever.

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"Sissy! Sissy get up! Sissy, sissy , sissy!" Cho Chang groaned as something bounced on her stomach. She growled, and opened her eyes to meet brown ones. " Good! Sissy up!" "Huh?" A large man opened the door to her room , which was a lot smaller than she remembered it being, and said : " get up lazy." Cho blinked having no idea who the heck this guy was and hy their was a two year old on her stomach screaming : " Sissy up!"

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Hogwarts Time!

FireHorse opened her eyes. She rose, yawned, stretched, and stopped. She felt... odd. She felt... MANLY! Maybe that was because she WAS a guy. Yeah, maybe. Wait, WHAT? She looked into the mirror. Was that a zit! Oh, no, it was just a slightly too coincidental scar in the shape of a lightning bolt. Hmmm, who did she know who had a coincidental scar on HIS head? Drew Carey? No. Ummmm, Captain Underpants? No, getting closer though. Oh! Parry Hotter! Oh, um, oops: Harry Potter! YES! She, excuse me, HE stopped. How could this happen! Who cares, she thought, THIS IS SOOO TOTALLY AWESOME!

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Hoofin' It groaned. She had had the dream about the ducks, AGAIN. Was it something she had eaten to make these ninja ducks taunt her mercilessly with taffy? Stupid ducks, who likes them anyway. She opened her eyes. The usual picture of Orlando Bloom did NOT greet her, but a picture of a some man with a broomstick in one hand! She panicked. WHERE WAS ORLI? Standing up, she realized she was shorter (GASP! HOLY CRAP, NOOOOOO! Seriously, I'm really tall!). she also had... blonde hair? SWEET! She ran to a mirror and looked in. Draco Malfoy? What was he doing in her room? She squealed and tried to hug him but bounced off the mirror and fell onto the floor. Well, that was rude. How dare he push her? Wait... she had blonde hair. Draco in the mirror, scratch that, HER looking in the mirror and she had blonde hair. Hoofin' It was naturally slow in the morning so it took a while for it all to sink in... but when it did (which was at least a good 30 minutes) she shouted happily and woke the rest of the family up.

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FH : now we have no idea of what Cho's house looks like, or her room, or her family sooo we'll just skip her

somewhere far off a girl stopped what she was doing. " their ignoring me! I can tell! AHHHHH!

At the burrow...

FireHorse ran down the stairs to the kitchen where Ron , Hermione, Fred, George, Ginny, and Mir. And Mrs. Weasley where eating. Now FireHorse was not the most graceful person in the world and did what she normally did when running down the stairs. " hey peop- THUNK! CRASH, BANG! yes thats right, she fell down the stairs, got up, crashed into Ron's chair , and fell dead on into the pancakes.. Then she did what she always did when greeting her friends. " WHATZUP!" now these people being British no offense if u are had no idea what 'what's up' meant. This started a choras of "huh?" 'Round the table. "Harry" sat down next to Ron, automatically assumed that since she was Harry, Ron was Hoofin' It.. " psst HI! I'm Harry!" Ron could only stare at what he thought was his best friend gone off the deep end. " H-Harry, are you okay?" " HI this is not the time to be funny! It's me FireHorse!" Ron slowly moved his chair away as his best friend continued to ramble on about a 'horse on fire'.

MEANWHILE

Hoofin' It skipped down the stairs, kissed Lucious Malfoy on the cheek, hugged Narcissa Malfoy, grabbed some toast, and ran into the living room. She stopped dead. There was no T.V.! What was the world coming to? So thinking fast, or in her case very slow, she went back into the kitchen and sat down. Lucious, still in shock being kissed on the cheek by his normally groggy son, stared rather fearfully at his only child. He was even more frightened when Draco smiled back. Narcissa cleared her throat noisily, an international symbol which was supposed to break the tension in the room but never did. She stared at Lucious raising her eyebrows and nodded her head towards Draco.

"Um, Draco, honey. Are you feeling... alright?"

Draco stared at his 'mother' and smiled.

"Why yes, scary lady. I've never felt better! I woke up this morning and looked in the mirror and was all HOLY CRAP, I'M DRACO MALFOY! Then I was all like, WHOA, I'M DRACO MALFOY! HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN? And then I was like HOLY CRAP, I'M DRACO MALFOY! Then I was like WOW, I'M DRACO MALFOY! Then I skipped down the stairs, kissed the smelly, scary man on the cheek, hugged you, ran into the living room, was all like HOLY CRAP! WHERE'S THE T.V., screamed, thought very slowly, ran back into the kitchen, smiled at Smelly Scary man because he was staring at me, you cleared your throat, asked me if I was feeling alright, to which I responded 'Why yes, scary lady. I've never felt better! I I woke up this morning-

Lucious interrupted for fear that this would go on all morning.

"Uh, Draco. Don't you have some... um work to do?" Please say yes, he thought hopefully.

Draco thought, again very slowly.

"Now, that you mention it, I probably should call FH!"

He skipped out of the room, leaving his parents fearing for their son's mental health.

Draco ran up two flights of stairs, not really knowing where he was going, and somehow stumbled into "his" room. HI looked around, to find that the brand new cell phone she had just got had been magically transported with her. "YAY!" she screamed , startling a few crows that where outside. FH : yes she's THAT loud. HI : HEY! FH: kidding, kidding HI grabbed it, jumped onto her bed, flipped it open and dialed FireHorse's number.

AT THE BURROW...

Everyone watched in amazement as Harry consumed his fourth serving of breakfast.

" I know they didn't feed you dear, but do you really need to eat all that?" Mrs. Weasley asked as FH went for her 5th stack of pancakes. " Duh." FH stated through a mouthful of apples. All of a sudden the tune to "American Idiot" FH: which we don't own came blasting through the silence startling everyone. " Sorry, mine!" FH said as she jumped and pulled out a silver cell phone. All non muggle people mainly everyone but Hermione looked at the strange device strangely. Harry flipped open the cell and walked out the door yelling "yo!". Mr. Weasley was the first brave soul to break the silence by asking " what was that thing? My it was like thin iron!" Hermione shook her head, before answering. " it wasn't iron, it was metal. That was a muggle device called a cell phone. It's like a regular phone , but you can walk around with it. How did Harry get one?" Mr. Weasley ignored the question, too amazed at the thought of a cordless small phone. Hermione sighed as everyone went back to eating and ignoring Mr. Weasley's rambling.

"Guess what?" FH yelled into the phone.

"I'm Draco Malfoy!" HI screamed back.

" I'm Harry Potter!"

"Cool!"

"Cool!"

"Cool!"

"Cool!"

"Cool!"

"Cool!"

"Cool!"

"Co-wait, what?"

"Huh?

"Eh!"

"Wha?"

"What where we talking about again?"

"I don't know."

"So, if your Draco , and I'm Harry..." FireHorse stated, suddenly realizing what that meant..

Hoofin' It immediantley picked up on the thought.

" Vikky's in Voldermorts body!"

FireHorse : boy how wrong we are.

Hoofin'It :...

FH : hi!

HI : ...hahahaha...

FH : Quit reading Legolas's Diary V1!

HI : Well, pardon me for enjoying my own writing!

FH : HEY! I wrote some of it to!

HI: ... Oh, yeah. (Goes back to reading) ... heheheheheh.

FH : sigh okay ppl! Hope you thought it was funny and random! Until next time! FireHorse Signing out!

HI : ...still reading...hahahahahaha- HEY! WERE'S THE LAST PAGE!

FH : bye ppl! R&R