HEY PEOPLE!
FireHorse : i know it's only been, like 30 minutes, but Hoofin'It HAD to see her story, then we went off and made super shakes! Yummm.
Will Turner: Aren't shakes bad for your complexion?
Jack Sparrow: SHUT UP! NO ONE CARES!
Will: WHAAAAAAA!
Legolas: Look, U made Will cry!
Aragorn: SHUT UP!
Legolas: WHAAAAA!
Will: U made Legolas cry!
Jack: SHUT UP!
Will: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Legolas: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Aragorn: Why are U crying! I haven' told U to shut up yet!
Legolas: I'm anticipating.
Jack: What does that mean?
HI: It means thinking ahead, Jack. Something U don't do very often..
Jack: ... BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?
FH: Someone has past issues...
HI : (sigh)
FH : NIGHTMARE! DO THE DISCLAIMER!
Night : huh? What?
HI : Disclaimer muse boy!
Night : oh. HI & FH don't own Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Carribean, me ( FH : HEY! Yes we do! Ur MY muse without me u wouldn't be here!)
Anything we don't have our name on, obviously isn't ours.
Night: HA! Your name isn't on me! Oh, BURN!
(FH gets out stamp with name written on it, and stamps it on night's forehead)
Night, narrows eyes: Oh, it's on now!
yeah, it's late and our disclaimer took up 2 pages. We apologise for this monstrosity. YEAH RIGHT!
ON WITH ACTUAL FIC.
Will: But Legolas and I haven't sang "I Feel Pretty" yet!
HI+FH+Jack+Aragorn: WILL U SHUT UP!
Legolas+Will:WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
ON WITH ACTUAL ACTUAL FIC!
Our three heroes have arrived at the Hogwarts train. Fortunately for there confused parents the school year started the next day from where we left off.
FireHorse coughcough Harry skipped happily inbetween a confused Ron and a unhappy Hermione. Upon arriving at the brick wall that they have to go through, FH stared at it amazed. Another 10 minutes later, she was still their. Hermione stopped before the Platform 9 3/4, aka a brick wall, and waited for Harry. When he didn't come 20 minutes later she decided she should go check on him. She re un entered the wall only to find Harry and Draco staring at the entrance to Platform 9 3/4, aka a brick wall.
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"Are we there yet?"
"No, Draco."
"Oh. ... How 'bout now?"
"No, Draco."
"Oh... Now?"
"Draco, why don't you amuse yourself."
"... Okay, I dedicate this song to Daddy!"
"Narcissa, I blame you for whatever spews from this child's mouth."
"I love you! You love me! We're a happy family! With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you! Won't you say you- Take it, Daddy!"
"Draco-"
"Come on, Daddy! Do you want me to start crying!"
"Draco, I-"
"THIS MAN ISN'T NICE ENOUGH TO MAKE HIS ONLY SON HAPPY! DO YOU WANT THIS CHILD TO BE DEPRIVED OF LOVE, AFFECTION, ummm KINDNESS-"
"(sigh) Love me, too."
"I love you, Daddy."
"Narcissa, I also blame you for birthing this child."
"Hey, you jumped me!"
"AHHHH! MY VIRGIN EARS!"
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Now all people who know Vikky know that she doesn't like long car rides. And those who know her know to NEVER piss her off. Vikky aka Cho sat in the car humming. Ten minutes after humming "hollaback girl", "Just the girl" and "she's a rebel" Vikky was getting mad. Of course it had taken Vikky all of yesterday and this mourning to figure out she was Cho Chang. As she ended "she's a rebel" she began pestering the poor soul who was Cho's dad. " are we their yet.!" "No dear." Cho's farther replied, unawair that he had just realised world war 3. " Why are not their!" Vikky demanded causing her farther to look at her and run a red. " hunny, that didn't make sense." "SO?"
C.F. ( as we now called Cho's dad) sighed and just figured that it was the 'monthly curse'. Cho had now found a stick and was threatening her poor 'farther' with it. When they arrived at the train station, C.F all but threw her out the car, screamed "LOVE U BY!" and drove off. +
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" HOLY SHIT! I'M A GIRL! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Harry breathed heavily, then ran down the stairs. He ran around the house multiple times before relizing a second horror. He had no idea where he was! A small kid was watching him and started laughing. Harry ran over to the kid and all but screamed : " WHERE AM I!" the kid laughed harder as Harry's horrified face went more... horrific. " WHERE'S MY BRITISH ACCENT!" "Of course you don't have Bwitish accent!"
"British."
"That's what I said Bwitish."
"Are you doing this to annoy me?"
"Nooo, you think?"
"Don't use sarcasm with me, boy! Do I know you, anyway?"
"No, just the fact that we have the same resemblance and live in the same house with a picture on the fridge of you and me at the beach. No, I've never seen you in my life."
"... Oh, okay. Well, if you do ever find out where I am please don't hesitate to tell me."
"Tch. Teenagers. Don't understand sarcasm."
"Hey, I take offense to that!"
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With The Real Draco
"HOLY CRAP! WHAT'S WITH MY HAIR?"
"FRANCESCA! GO TO SLEEP! IT'S A SATURDAY AND IT'S 10 IN THE MORNING! WHY ARE YOU STILL UP?"
"DON'T USE THAT VOICE WITH ME, WOMAN!"
HI: Now this is my mother we're talking about here, and if you ever spoke like that to her, consider yourself virtually dead. Poor Draco...
"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?
"YOU HEARD ME!"
Oh, dear...
5 minutes later..
"I'm ready to come out of the garage now! I've learned my lesson!"
10 minutes later...
"It's cold down here!"
20 minutes later...
"I'm sorry, mommy!"
Okay, you get it...
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Back on the Train...
With FireHorse...
"So... bored."
"We could always go bother Malfoy."
"Who is Malfoy?"
All activity in the booth... cart... thing (whatever) ceases. Hermione looks at Harry.
"Harry, DRACO MALFOY, you know. Your enemy. The person who hates you and, you in turn, hate him just as much?"
Blank Stare...
"You know, the person who insulted me, insulted you, insulted Ron, and insulted me again?"
Blank Stare...
"The person who got attacked, and I use the term loosely, by BuckBeak?"
Blank Stare... "Well, I know who BuckBeak is."
"Okay, we're making progress."
"You know, the kid I punched in the nose?"
"A little familiar..."
"AKA the kid who got turned into a ferret, thrown up and down in the air, got shoved in Goyle's pants, thrown on the ground, AFTER he fell out of a tree?"
"OH! Him!"
"Yes."
"Thank God."
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It was the next day after arriving at Hogwarts. And FH was trying to find HI. Now she thought it might be hard because Hogwarts was full of , well, students. But then again this is HI we're talking about. Famous for her repetitive ways, she was skipping down the hall screaming, " I'M DRACO I'M DRACO , I'M DRACO, I'M DRACO , I'M DRACO , I'M DRACO!" People cleared a path for the teen for he was also well known for him being, uh, an ass. ( Fh : NIGHTMARE DON'T INSULT DRACO! Night: OW! U didn't have to hit me! HI : I thought it was neccicary) FireHorse ran down the stairs. " Hey!" she yelled but the roar of the crowd proved to be to much for her. She took a deep breath and screamed : " HOOFIN"IT! OVER HERE!" all activity in hall stopped. Then started again like nothing happened. Draco stopped and again thought very slowly as Harry fought her way over to Draco. She stopped as she managed to reach the large cleared space where HI was still pondering who knew her name. " FireHorse!" she cried happily. "Hey Hoofin'It, whatzup!" the two ran over to each other and began walking side by side whilst talking. " I'm DRACO!" HI screamed happily " I'm Harry!" FH screamed back just as happily. All students were oblvious to the fact that the schools biggest enemy 's where walking side by side and giggling whilst yelling random things. Until some bright person promptly screamed " HOLY CRAP DRACO MALFOY AND HARRY POTTER ARE WALKING TOGETHER AND GIGGLING WHILE YELLING RANDOM THINGS! Ya real bright. That got everyone's attention. They all stared and whispered but our two switched bodies muggal girls didn't notice. They where to busy screaming things like "CHEESECAKE!" at random moments. Both stopped though when they noticed that their trio was not compete. " Where's Vikky?" HI said slowly. FH and HI eyes went wide as they shared a look. The same thought crossed their mind and they weren't afraid to scream it out loud. Which is what they did. " OH CRAP!"
FH : so comes the end of chappie 2. AND hey it's 2 in the morning! YAY!
HI : I'm not tired. Will, are YOU tired?
Will: I'm not tired. Legolas, are YOU tired?
Legolas: I'm not tired. Aragorn, are YOU TIRED?
Aragorn: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Legolas: Uh, Jack are YOU tired?
Jack: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Legolas: (sniff) HI, everyone is ignoring me!
Will: Poor Legolas. Come get a hug.
Night: Oh, God. Now we have to hug?
Legolas: SHUT UP! I'M BEING CONSOLED!
HI: Awww, isn't that sweet. KODAK MOMENT!
FH: Oh my God. Someone told Night to SHUT UP! THE WORLD IS ENDING!
HI attempts to turn the T.V. to MTV.
Jack: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ- HEY! I was watching that!
Aragorn wakes up, too.
Aragorn: Hey! The Lakers were winning!
FH: The Lakers aren't even a football team!
Aragorn: They aren't? Then what was I watching?
FH: Uh, Basketball, perhaps?
Aragorn: Oh, so that's why they running instead of tackling each other...
Night: STUPID! HOW DO I GET STUCK WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
Jack: Should we be offended by this?
FH: No, it's just grumpy Night Nighty before bed.
Night: I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!
Will: I think it's cute!
Night: You would, wouldn't you, Girly Man!
Will: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
HI: NIGHT! DON'T HURT WILL'S FEELINGS! And for that matter DON'T HURT LEGOLAS' EITHER!
Night: Let me guess, Anticipating?
FH: Yes, the word of the day is ANTICIPATING!
Legolas: Today's word was brought to you by the letter A!
Night: SHUT UP!
Legolas: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
FH: (sigh) Our work is never done.
HI: R&R, ppl. R&R.-
