WELCOME! To chappi 3 of Voldemort , I switched the kid's!

HI: about time.

FH: shut up.

HI: we live a block away from each other and instead of going to each other's houses and updating, we email each other.

FH: and your telling them this because…?

Will: Does this mean there won't be any cake?

Jack: SHUT UP! GOD, CAN YOU BE QUIET FOR ONE FRICKIN', SODDING MOMENT! I mean everything you say is either entirely off topic or NO ONE CARES! GET A LIFE OF YOUR OWN AND STOP BUGGING EVERYONE!

FH: Jack that was a terrible idea…

Jack: What do you talk! It's called 'Bulking Up' the Jack Sparrow Way.

HI: Well, there is the consistent wailing which follows shortly after a raised insult taken too far…

Jack: …. Oh, yeah… that… Oops? Hehehehe…

Will + Legolas: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Aragorn: Why are you crying, Legolas!

Legolas: … (sniff) Because seeing Will cry makes… ME SOOO SAD! AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Will: And seeing Legolas so upset makes ME … VERY SAD, TOO!

Jack: Basically either way… we're screwed.

FH: Yep.

HI: Most likely.

Aragorn: Pie.

HI: What?

Aragorn: Oh, just testing to see if you were listening.

HI: Riiiiiiiight…Anywhoooo… we apologize for not updating so soon-

Will: that's not what you said the other day-

FH: Will be quiet!

Legolas: Yeah! You said, 'I'm sooo glad we don't have to update Voldemort, I Switched the Kids!

FH: Hehehehe. So cute when they twist your words… (death glare)

Legolas + Will: EEP!

HI: Yeah, Be quiet!

Jake : they don't even realize they haven't done the disclaimer.

Night : Idiots. I'm surrounded by Idiots.

Jake: so true.

HI&FH: Guys?

Jake&Night: yes?

HI&FH: Die.

Jake&Night: EEP! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

Jake&Night (while being chased by a very pissed HI&FH) WE DON"T OWN!

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Cho was confused. The "door", aka a brick wall, was NOT cooperating! She had repeatedly run into it several times but had just ended up hurting herself more and more. As said before: she was confused. Fellow Raven Claw students where also confused watching one of their top-students run into the wall right next to the painting that lead into the Raven Claw dormitories. Common room. The house place OK! Vikky growled, showing that she was close to entering a temper tantrum. Which normally (even in the smuggle world) ended with things in little pieces. This is where Firehouse (Harry) and Houdini's (Drano) found her. Vicky aka Chow was punching anyone and anything that was in her way. This ended with a lot of students and paintings getting torn, punched , and ripped into little shreds. "Vikky!" FH yelled, running over to what she hoped was their phsyco friend. "WHAT?" yelled Cho in response, not really caring that Harry Potter knew that Cho was not Cho in the way that there was a different mind in Cho's body.

(A/n FH : hope that cleared some confusion. HI : UR NOT SUPPOSED TO CLEAR CONFUSION! FH : hehehe, whoops. ) "Are you… well, Victoria?" HI asked, being her slow self. " YES!" Vikky screeched whilst hitting the wall. "Great. Some idiot gave her sugar." Groaned FH. " Hey, aren't we 'sposed to be physcotic too?" FH stopped , she needed a moment to think. "Oh, ya."

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"Caitlin, we're going out so watch Sean and Jazz."

"……."

"Caitlin!"

"……."

"Caitlin! I don't understand WHAT is SOOO fascinating with the microwave!"

"You don't find it intriguing!"

"No, I don't. Now, please watch Sean and Jazz while we go out."

"But-"

"Thank you, goodbye!"

SLAM!

Harry stared longingly at the now closed door. Why, WHY did this happen to HIM? He was frickin' Harry Potter! Stuff like this didn't happen to people like him!

"I bet Sirius and Remus never had to deal with this." He grumbled.

"What was that?" That annoying boy! Why couldn't he just… GO AWAY?

"Look, Jazz. When I talk to YOU I will address YOU!"

"My name is not Jazz! That's the dog!"

"Oh, you mean the black mop?"

"Gosh, Caitlin. You're acting strange today."

"I AM NOT THIS CAITLIN YOU SPEAK OF! I'M FRICKIN' HARRY BLOODY POTTER! WHO ELSE WOULD I BE?"

"Ummm… crazy?"

"You know what- …. No, no. I must conserve my anger for the person who did this to me. I WILL GET MY REVENGE!"

"Yeah, that's great and all, but uh… dinner isn't gonna make itself. Chop Chop!"

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Draco stared at the 2 beasts that stood in front of him. What the hell did they want? He had sat down to enjoy some pizza and they appeared out of nowhere looking at him with a hint of insanity as they watched him consume his meal. It was CREEPY! They watched every sodding bite that went in his mouth!

"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?"

The bigger one licked her lips and continued staring.

"Oh, I get it. You're just gonna sit there and PRETEND you don't think I notice! And when I turn around you're gonna nab my pizza! DREAM ON, BEASTS OF ANNOYANCE!"

"Frannie, don't yell at Patches."

"Patches?"

"The dog. Let me rephrase that: YOUR dog."

"MY dog?"

"Yes, YOUR dog."

"When did I get a dog."

Blank Stares…

"What?"

"Are you feeling okay?"

"Yes, why wouldn't I?"

"You know, you did tell Heather that you would exercise horses tonight, so you have to get dressed soon."

"I don't ride BLOODY HORSES!"

"Okay, NOW I'm worried."

"What about Ciao Bello Alfredo Fretechinni?"

"Who?"

"Oh my GOD!"

HI: Sorry, but that's all we're gonna write for now. But don't worry! Now that I have this on MY computer, I can update without hassle! Ta-da!

Will + Legolas: TA-DA!

Jack: (cover head with hands) Why ME?

FH: How is having it on YOUR computer a less hassle then having it on mine? I atill have to be their.

HI : ( shrugs) I donno

Night : migraine! Migraine!

Jake : I feel u buddy.

HI&FH whack Jake&Night over their heads with pans. Large pans.

Fh : )

HI : )

FH : R&R PPL! FH&HI owt!