HI: Guess what! FH isn't here! Meaning I'm totally on my own with this one! YES! Uh, … I mean… Oh no! What will I do?
Legolas: Can we make cookies?
Will: YEAH! Chocolate chip and sugar cookies!
HI: Sure! After we finish the story. COOKIES FOR ALL WHO REVIEW!
Jack: Bloody girl.
HI: Pardom?
Aragorn: Don't U mean 'Pardon'?
HI: No. Anywhoozle… what do U folks want? Light meat, or dark?
Jack: What does that have to do with anything?
HI: I was just thinking of the movie Evolution. WHOEVER'S SEEN THAT MOVIE AND TELLS ME THEY LIKE IT IN A REVIEW GETS EXTRA COOKIES!
Aragorn: How are U gonna give them cookies?
HI: I will e-mail them cookies. Duh. Get with the program, Arrie.
Aragorn: Don't call me that… FRANNIE.
HI: OH! IT'S ON NOW! Legolas and Will shall do the disclaimer. COME HERE U!
Jack: Why don't I get to do it! Bloody girl…
Will: We don't own so don't hurt us. We bruise very easily…
Legolas: Yeah, and I mean the real question is HOW could U hurt us? We're just so lovable and adorable, unlike Jackie and Arrie.
Harry was not a happy Harry. His "mother" had woken him up at 7:30am to get on some godforsaken bus with some godforsaken children. The ride had NOT gone smoothly. (Now I know that Levi and Johnny ride on Vicky's bus, but hey! It's a party! Everyone's invited!) Two kids were rapping in the back of the bus nearest Harry about anything that they saw outside.
"Little old lady! Sittin' in the shady! With her grocery bag! She looks like an' ol' hag! Walking with her cane! Gonna catch the train! Really Really old bimbo! Oh my God, she heard me and hit the window!"
"That was tight! Now me! Okay, uh… oh! Big ol' tree! Don't live in the sea! Probably has dog pee! Is that Ms. Lee? I can do Tai Chi! HIYAAAA!"
Anyone can get annoyed with them, trust me. That was Harry's current mood.
"Girl with red hair! Doesn't really care! That we be rappin' bout her… hair?"
It took Harry a second to figure out they were rapping about HIM! Or, at least the body he was hosting. He turned around ready to give them a piece of his mind, when he was hit in the head by a paper airplane. The rapping continued, so did the bus driver screaming for everyone to shut up, so did the eighth grader's stupid gossiping. Harry sighed. Just as he was going to go to sleep they pulled up to a fairly large building with a sign that read: Welcome to Jackson Middle School."
Draco was not a happy Draco. He was a very sore Draco. Riding horses was a lot tougher than it looked, especially when your horse was acting like a 3 year old who needed a binky (my horse Fred really needs one! He almost took my hair off the other day!) ! To top thijgs off, his "mother" had woken him up at 8:45am to get ready for something called 'School.' They were currently in the car, his "mother" chattering about something he REALLY didn't care about. Just as he thought they would never get there his "mother" made a sharp U-turn and pulled onto the sidewalk of the school (seriously, my mom does that!). She practically pushed him out (okay, that's not true) and he grabbed his 20 pound backpack (it's really heavy! I'm aloud to complain! It's my story!) and his "saxophone", though he had no idea how to use it. He'd just think about it later. A he walked into the building he noticed a red haired girl who looked very confused. He decided to ask her for directions.
"You! Red haired girl!"
Harry started. There could only be one person who could sound soo arrogant even while inhabiting someone else's body. Draco Malfoy.
"Draco?"
"Potter?"
"Why are you here? Who sent you?"
"Me? Do you really think someone forced me to come to this place?"
" ……. Yes."
"(sigh) So naïve. Potter, Potter, Potter. When will you learn."
"Learn what?"
"Never mind! The question is: HOW THE BLOODY HELL DO WE GET OUT OF HERE?"
Just as Harry was about to answer: a bell rang. School had begun.
HI: Well, that's all for now! I have to go to basketball practice in, like, 20 minutes, but don't worry! I'm gonna try to cram in some extra updations!
Jack: Some what?
HI: Updations! Duh!
Aragorn: That's not even a word!
HI: Says U! R&R, ppl! Please and thank thee!
P.S. If anyone has some suggestions for future chapters please give me some, that would be very appreciated! As I said before: It's what U, the reader, wants! So whadda U want: Light meat, or dark?
Aragorn: STOP WITH THE EVOLUTION!
