Axel's a drug dealer: Clones and Lovechildren; oh my!
Axel/Onixas: -wishing they could teleport inside instead of climbing all the stairs-
Xaldin: Yo.
Onixas: Xaldin! How's it going?
Xaldin: Well, truthfully, I was having a hard time staying sane here but then my buddy here, -claps Axel's back- hooked me up with this really nice… stuff… uh. Heh.
Onixas: -whips around, glares-
Axel: I felt bad for him!
Onixas: Xaldin look at me. -looks at eyes- Well he's gone.
Xaldin: Oh not at all. I was just discussing how sheep mate in winter with Luxord earlier and we had such a stimulating conversation that turned to the eternal question of why milk shakes are never shook and then-
Onixas: Okay! Okay. You're fine. Go get some sleep.
Xaldin: Yes we talked about sheep, did you want me to repeat the conversation? I don't know if I could remember it all…. - keeps walking down the stairs-
Onixas: What in the hells did you give him?
Axel: It zens him out, he needs it. Shush.
Onixas: Aye….
-two approach top floor-
Marluxia: Okay so basically you do what he says. Period. Then he gives you privileges if you don't complain. So just deal with the shit. That's it.
Civisioux: But, but, Xemnas-sama is perfect. He knows everything! Why would I complain when that –god- is going to give me work!
Marluxia: …. Yeah. He's just gonna just love you. Keep that up.
Civisioux: -goes into a euphoria of how great and magnificent Xemnas is-
Axel: I sorta hate him.
Onixas: I think Xem's gonna hate him too. It's sickening. Hey Mar. How's the new boy?
Ikon: Obsessed with my father.
Axel: Ikon! –sweatdrop-
Onixas: Ikon! –smile- How are you?
Ikon: I'm doing pretty well, how bout you sweetheart? My other father treating you right?
Axel: I am not your father!
Ikon: That's not what the DNA says.
Onixas: Yeah he is.
Ikon: That's good. If he's ever not…
Axel: Back off!
Ikon: Sorry "Dad".
Axel: Ugh! Xemnas created you! With my DNA! We're not your parents!
Ikon: But didn't you two have a relationship? I thought that's why he made me. As your secret lovechild. -innocent look-
Axel: -blinks furiously with many sweatdrops-
Onixas: Oho…. Axel dear, have I not heard about something?
Axel: Uh….
Marluxia: -from down the hall- What the f…!
Axel: -sigh of relief-
-three turn-
Onixas: What…
Ikon: …the…
Axel: …fuck!
Civisioux: Well since Xemnas is so great and so just wow I thought I'd do my hair like him since he's so cool and we both have silver hair but his is better of course and so shinier but maybe if I do my hair like him and dress like him and say words all cool…ly like him than I could start to be like him and he'd like me and we could become like best friends and share everything and tell secrets and have sleepovers and kill people and he could tell me how his hair is so shiny and just ahhh Xemnas is so great….. -stares up with stars in his eyes accenting his shorter Xemnas hair cut-
Onixas/Axel/Ikon/Marluxia: -blink very slowly- ……
Onixas: There are no words.
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Pt. 5
"Wait what? ….. Flame thrower? Kingdom Hearts universe Axel, not Pokemon! You are not Charmander!" - Onixas
