Of final boss battles and missions: Escape is only flames and angst away!

Ikon: Onixas! Tell my fathers to be good to you! Or I'll steal you away!

Axel: -turns, opens mouth-

Onixas: -forcefully shuts his mouth, turns back around-

-go up final stairs, halt before a large door, slowly creaks open-

Xemnas: Enter.

Onixas: -bows head- Superior-sama.

Axel: -stands nonchalant- Xemnas. Fuck you.

Onixas: -falls over- Uh… anyway, Xemnas! Hi!

Xemnas: Axel. As always your death is imminent. Onixas. Taking Xasuske to train?

Onixas: Yes. And Demyx would like to know if he could assist his training?

-from behind the door-

Demyx: Tell him I wanna go wiiiiith!

Ikon: Shush! I can't hear the conversation with you screaming.

Onixas: Uh… ; So….

Xemnas: Please. Take him. The screaming keeps me up at night. If it's not the girls attacking him, it's the drunkards, or the emo-boys. His presence is so antagonizing that everyone goes insane.

Onixas: Well then.

Xemnas: And well you're at it, take… uh, the silver haired kid with Axel's hairstyle.

Onixas: Ikon? –sweatdrop, raises an eyebrow-

Xemnas: Ikon! Yes, that's it.

-behind the door-

Ikon: Fuck you too –father-!

Civisioux: Sacrilege! Sacrilege!

Xemnas: -head in hands- I couldn't convince you to take all of them could I?

Axel: Not a chance. Ever.

Xemnas: -glint in eye- Onixas… didn't you say you wanted a mission?...

Onixas: oblivious Hai! –smile-

Xemnas: Good! Then your mission, and this is a command, is to take and house the Order members until they are appropriately sane, sober, refined, or dead. Do you understand your mission?

Onixas: -blink, jaw drop-

Xemnas: I'll take that as a yes.

Axel: Xemnas you've gone too far, this-

Onixas: That is not a mission!

Axel: -falls over- Priorities please. Like our house! –mutters- And our sanity….

Xemnas: No no, it –is- a mission. You're reforming them. Cleaning them up. Doing a service to society. Letting me have some peace and quiet and a well earned vacation. Taking th-

Axel: -is at the end of his very own sanity- Vacation! You deserve a vacation! For what? Sitting!

Onixas: So not a mission!

Xemnas: Now now, I commanded it so do it. Now leave my office at once.

Onixas: Whaaat!

Axel: Ahhhh! Screw it! Flame thrower!

Onixas: Wait what? ….. Flame thrower? Kingdom Hearts universe Axel, not Pokemon! You are not Charmander!

Axel: What I can't name my fucking attacks?

Onixas: Not if they're already used by a lame animal slave based child show!

Axel: Oh fuck it. -walks out-

Xemnas: So…

Onixas: No. That's why I don't come here anymore. -walks away-

Xemnas: No wait!

-door slam-

Xemnas: That's why I hate those two. I miss having an Order where everyone's souls were controlled. No one talked back. How I miss the old days…..

-Meanwhile, on the bottom floor, walking-

Onixas: So not a mission….

Axel: Flame thrower is not a lame attack name….

Demyx: So I get to go with? –excited-

Ikon: So it would seem. I'll be accompanying you. Perhaps if I leave with this father my other one might miss me, and learn my name!

Axel: I am not your father!

Onixas: So what was that about a relationship with Xemnas? Is that why there's hostility?

Demyx: Wait. I get to go?

Onixas: Yes you get to go.

Axel: No you don't.

Demyx: YAY!- Wait why Axel? Whyyyyyyy?

Zexion and Xasuske are still at the card table

Zexion: -furious glare-

Xasuske: -furious glare-

Zexion: My life is hell.

Xasuske: Well, I don't consider my life as being alive.

Zexion: Well, I don't exist.

Xasuske: I only exist to kill.

Zexion: But you admit you exist.

Demyx: Ohhhhh. Burn.

Axel: What? Fire?

Onixas: Ah! Home now. Xa- Sasuke, up, leave your twin.

Xasuske: We are nothing alike. He knows nothing of my pain.

Zexion: I feel no pain! I feel nothing.

Onixas: Yes you are –nobodies- and alike. Good job.

Xasuske: But I said-

Onixas: Home. Demi, if you're coming with get Mar. We're leaving.

Demyx: Right!

Zexion: Bye Axel! Bye! Axel!

Axel: …burn everyone here… fire… ashes….

Onixas: Oh I'm getting there sweetie.

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"So do we need to feed Demyx?" -Onixas

"Nah. Nobodies don't need to eat. He'll get more tired without eating and then we can untie him finally." - Axel