Of final boss battles and missions: Escape is only flames and angst away!
Ikon: Onixas! Tell my fathers to be good to you! Or I'll steal you away!
Axel: -turns, opens mouth-
Onixas: -forcefully shuts his mouth, turns back around-
-go up final stairs, halt before a large door, slowly creaks open-
Xemnas: Enter.
Onixas: -bows head- Superior-sama.
Axel: -stands nonchalant- Xemnas. Fuck you.
Onixas: -falls over- Uh… anyway, Xemnas! Hi!
Xemnas: Axel. As always your death is imminent. Onixas. Taking Xasuske to train?
Onixas: Yes. And Demyx would like to know if he could assist his training?
-from behind the door-
Demyx: Tell him I wanna go wiiiiith!
Ikon: Shush! I can't hear the conversation with you screaming.
Onixas: Uh… ; So….
Xemnas: Please. Take him. The screaming keeps me up at night. If it's not the girls attacking him, it's the drunkards, or the emo-boys. His presence is so antagonizing that everyone goes insane.
Onixas: Well then.
Xemnas: And well you're at it, take… uh, the silver haired kid with Axel's hairstyle.
Onixas: Ikon? –sweatdrop, raises an eyebrow-
Xemnas: Ikon! Yes, that's it.
-behind the door-
Ikon: Fuck you too –father-!
Civisioux: Sacrilege! Sacrilege!
Xemnas: -head in hands- I couldn't convince you to take all of them could I?
Axel: Not a chance. Ever.
Xemnas: -glint in eye- Onixas… didn't you say you wanted a mission?...
Onixas: oblivious Hai! –smile-
Xemnas: Good! Then your mission, and this is a command, is to take and house the Order members until they are appropriately sane, sober, refined, or dead. Do you understand your mission?
Onixas: -blink, jaw drop-
Xemnas: I'll take that as a yes.
Axel: Xemnas you've gone too far, this-
Onixas: That is not a mission!
Axel: -falls over- Priorities please. Like our house! –mutters- And our sanity….
Xemnas: No no, it –is- a mission. You're reforming them. Cleaning them up. Doing a service to society. Letting me have some peace and quiet and a well earned vacation. Taking th-
Axel: -is at the end of his very own sanity- Vacation! You deserve a vacation! For what? Sitting!
Onixas: So not a mission!
Xemnas: Now now, I commanded it so do it. Now leave my office at once.
Onixas: Whaaat!
Axel: Ahhhh! Screw it! Flame thrower!
Onixas: Wait what? ….. Flame thrower? Kingdom Hearts universe Axel, not Pokemon! You are not Charmander!
Axel: What I can't name my fucking attacks?
Onixas: Not if they're already used by a lame animal slave based child show!
Axel: Oh fuck it. -walks out-
Xemnas: So…
Onixas: No. That's why I don't come here anymore. -walks away-
Xemnas: No wait!
-door slam-
Xemnas: That's why I hate those two. I miss having an Order where everyone's souls were controlled. No one talked back. How I miss the old days…..
-Meanwhile, on the bottom floor, walking-
Onixas: So not a mission….
Axel: Flame thrower is not a lame attack name….
Demyx: So I get to go with? –excited-
Ikon: So it would seem. I'll be accompanying you. Perhaps if I leave with this father my other one might miss me, and learn my name!
Axel: I am not your father!
Onixas: So what was that about a relationship with Xemnas? Is that why there's hostility?
Demyx: Wait. I get to go?
Onixas: Yes you get to go.
Axel: No you don't.
Demyx: YAY!- Wait why Axel? Whyyyyyyy?
Zexion and Xasuske are still at the card table
Zexion: -furious glare-
Xasuske: -furious glare-
Zexion: My life is hell.
Xasuske: Well, I don't consider my life as being alive.
Zexion: Well, I don't exist.
Xasuske: I only exist to kill.
Zexion: But you admit you exist.
Demyx: Ohhhhh. Burn.
Axel: What? Fire?
Onixas: Ah! Home now. Xa- Sasuke, up, leave your twin.
Xasuske: We are nothing alike. He knows nothing of my pain.
Zexion: I feel no pain! I feel nothing.
Onixas: Yes you are –nobodies- and alike. Good job.
Xasuske: But I said-
Onixas: Home. Demi, if you're coming with get Mar. We're leaving.
Demyx: Right!
Zexion: Bye Axel! Bye! Axel!
Axel: …burn everyone here… fire… ashes….
Onixas: Oh I'm getting there sweetie.
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"So do we need to feed Demyx?" -Onixas
"Nah. Nobodies don't need to eat. He'll get more tired without eating and then we can untie him finally." - Axel
