HI: I'm feeling glum today.

Jack: Why is that.

HI: Well, we lost our basketball game by 1 measley point today! Then I was sick for the rest of the day! But… just so U guys won't be glum too, I'm writing! Which always makes me feel better!

Legolas: HOORAY FOR WRITING!

Will: YEAH!

Aragorn: yahoo.

Jack: whoopty doo.

Will: They're not in the spirit! I can't work this way! I'm going to my trailer!

HI: Way to go, U guys. Now Will's upset. WHO'S GONNA SING I ENJOY BEING A GIRL NOW?

Legolas: Hey, maybe we should make them sing it!

Jack: NO.

Aragorn: Absolutely not.

HI: We'll see…

"Dear Snape, We think you are an awesome teacher and that you smell like nutmeg, herring, almonds, umm… oh yeah! And pumpernickel with lemons. Sincerely, Cho, Draco, and Harry. There! It's done!"

"Now all we have to do is deliver his cake, presents, and card without being noticed."

"It was a bit strange that no one else signed his card but us, though. Oh well, their loss. This means we get more cake!"

"And we all know that's the best part of the party!"

"I'm bored now."

"Me too."

"Me four."

"Draco, three comes after two."

"Oh… WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? WHY WASN'T I INFORMED?"

"Speaking of purple, did it ever occur to you that we could be stuck like this forever? I mean in these bodies?"

"Hmmmm…. Now that you mention purple, I could use a grape popsicle…"

"Draco, focus! We have a crisis here!"

"(gasp) OH NO! IS TIMMY STUCK IN THE WELL?"

"No. That's Lassie's job. We have a bigger problem. We could be stuck here… FOREVER."

"So?"

"As in not seeing our families ever again?"

" ……. Your point?"

"You guys just don't get it, do you? God, you can be so retarted sometimes!"

"Yeah, well… YOUR MOM!"

"Oh, good one Drakey! BURN CHO BURN!"

"'Your mom' jokes aren't funny or clever."

"…….. She brings the mood down for everything."

"Funsucker!"

"Anyway, if we're gonna be here for a while, we HAVE to blend in. That means no breaking into song and dance, consuming mass quantities of food, hugging people who you don't know, or getting emotional (looks at Draco). No biting, scratching, screaming, computer references, T.V. references or anything else that refers to electronical devices, and NO suddenly having the urge to do hectic things (looks at Harry). Understand?

" ……. Okay."

"I guess."

"Good. Now, Harry, you go hang out with Ron and Hermione and pretend to despise Draco, love wonderful me, and be your smart self. Draco-"

"Harry, …. You- you don't like me? (whimper)"

"Uh…… A little help, Cho. You did get me into this mess!"

"It's not that he doesn't-"

But once again it was too late.

"(sob) HARRY POTTER DOESN'T LIKE ME!"

"Sit down!"

"NO! I don't like you at the moment!"

"You must remember that I'm actually not Harry Potter, I'm acting."

"I'm sorry, I didn't hear anything. Did you hear something, Cho?"

"HI, this is no time to be stubborn! Go hang out with your group of ….. idiots, I'm sure you will get along just fine with them."

"Fine, I will."

"Oh! I'm pretending to hate you and get in trouble, and she calls you an idiot and she doesn't! That's messed up!"

Draco stormed off to his 'friends' Blaise, Crabbe, Goyle, and Pansy. Harry went to go sit with Ron and Herminoe, and Cho went to go hang with whoever she hangs with.

Pansy immediately latched herself on Draco and started to snuggle. One thing: HI hates snuggling with people she doesn't know.

"Ummm…. What are you doing?"

"I'm being affectionate to my Drakey Wakey."

" …….. Please stop."

"Why?"

"You're beginning to bug me."

"What?"

"Okay look, you're …… an interesting person and all, but I'm afraid I already like someone."

"WHAT?"

"Yeah, his name's Orlando Bloom. Might have heard of him. You know, Pirates of the Carribean, Lord of the Rings, Elizabethtown."

"Wha?"

"Then of course there's Elijah Wood, Dominic Monaghan, Billy Boyd, and Viggo Mortenson. Oh! And Johnny Depp. Ha, Johnny. The humor you brought me."

"…… Draco, are you alright?"

"Then there's Hugo Weaving, Sean Astin….."

"You mean you have multiple relationships?"

"Heck no! I have way more than multiple relationships!"

Pansy runs off crying. Haha.

Meanwhile Harry's posse…

"Why were you hanging out with the Ferret?"

"Why are you so grungy looking, Ron?"

"Harry! That's not a nice thing to say to Ron!"

"And why are you so brainy, Hermione?"

"Harry! What's with you?"

"I mean, I can understand someone being smart, maybe even VERY smart, but BRAINY? Never! And I've seen unattractive people before, but never GRUNGY people! You 2 should consider lowering your standards, or in Ron's case giving them a boost."

HI: That's all for now! Expect more soon! Oh! And as an added bonus: I now give U the Dancing singing Captain Jack Sparrow and Aragorn!

Jack: I don't want to do this.

HI: That's too bad.

Aragorn: Just get it over with. (sigh) I'm a girl and by me that's only great. I enjoy that my blah blah blah is curly. That I run with a blah blah girlish gait. Like a filly who is ready for the race.

Jack: When I have a brand new hairdo, with my eyelashes all in curl, I float on the clouds on air do-

Jack + Aragorn: I enjoy being a …… (sigh grimace) girl.

HI: See that wasn't so hard.

Jack: Shut up.

Will: Don't you feel better now that U got that off your chest?

Aragorn: COME HERE U LITTLE PIRATE WHELP!

Will: LEGOLAS! HELP ME!

Legolas: I'll get the hose!

HI: R&R, pls!