HI: Hmmmmmm what to do… what to do…

Jack: We could go get my ship and-

HI: NO! Let's do something we'll ALL enjoy…

Aragorn: Killing things?

HI: No.

Aragorn: Movie?

HI: Uh- uh.

Legolas: Bother Erestor?

HI: Hmmm… I'll take it into consideration…

Will: Why don't we do what we were going to do in the first place.

HI: Which was…?

Will: Write a Chapter for Voldemort, I switched the kid's bodies? Which, she is considering changing the name on.

HI: Indeed. I am...

Will: So, what'd U say?

HI: Hmmm… write another chapter for Voldemort I Switched the Kids… that's so crazy… (important spy look) that it just might work! To the computer!

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"Draco come back!"

"NO! GET AWAY FROM ME, INSANE GIRL!"

"Draco!"

"I SAID GET AWAY FROM ME!"

"Let me kiss your pain away!"

"AHHHHH! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! NO MORE! NO MORE!"

Things weren't looking too bright for HI. Pansy had gotten over the earlier comment about Orlando Bloom, Elijah Wood, Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, Johnny Depp, Viggo Mortensen, Hugo Weaving, and Sean Astin.She had followed him into Potions, then attached herself to him at lunch, and even followed him into the bathroom. Now, HI didn't want to be rude, but when you're being tailgated by some girl with a fashion sense that could match a monkey's, it kinda freaked you out, you know? Not that she was complaining. ……. Okay, she was complaining a little. ……. Okay, a lot.

"BUT I LOVE YOU!"

"LEAVE ME ALONE!"

"Come down from there, silly!"

"No!"

"Draco-"

"No!"

"But I-"

"No!"

"You're not even liste-"

"No!"

"Fine, I'll make you come down."

Pansy grabbed the side of the potion's shelf and pushed. Draco scrambled to the next one just as the other one fell, various puffs of smoke and goop spilling from the broken potions.

"You can't stay up there forever!"

"Yes I can!"

"We'll see…"

She grabbed the side of the current item of protection and pushed again. Draco, again, jumped to the next shelf. Boy, was Snape gonna be mad…

Meanwhile Harry was discussing Zoids with a very confuzzled (yep, it's my word for confused) Hermione and Ron.

"See, then there's Ligars and-"

"Harry, as much as we would love to sit here and talk about mechanical animals piloted by odd people, we have to get to Care of Magical Creatures."

As mentioned before, FH and HI absolutely worship the ground Horses walk on, so, on Ron's part, that was the very last thing to say to Harry.

"(excited gasp) ARE WE GONNA SEE BUCKBEAK AND UNICORNS AND PEGASAUS AND TROLLS AND UNICORNS AND TROLLS AND SNAILS AND BUCKBEAK AND BUCKBEAK AND TROLLS?"

Hermione started.

"Uh, yeah, sure. Whatever you want."

"YEAH! OMFG! I HAVE TO TELL HI! HI! WE'RE GONNA SEE CREATURES!"

No answer…

"HI? HI? Where are you? Heeeeeeeeeeeeello? EARTH TO HI! It's Alpha Pinto! Alpha Pinto to Major Friesian! Alpha Pinto to Major Friesian! Do you copy! Major Friesian?"

Harry looked like he was going to cry.

"Where's Major Friesian?"

"Who is Major Friesian?"

Harry screamed.

"HI, YOU DIM- WITTED MONKEY!"

Hermione stepped in.

"Uh, don't worry, Harry. We'll help you find your …… HI?"

Harry was sobbing.

"HI! WHY HAVE YOU LEFT ME? WHY HAVE YOU DECEIVED ME?"

"Umm, okay…"

10 minutes later…

Cho was sitting with her friends when a frantic Harry almost ran into her.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?"

Cho wasn't happy. Can you tell? Her "friends" talked about stuff she really could care less about, and as a result, she was short tempered, and moody. Well, that's kinda redundant… whatever!

"OMFG, CHO! I CAN'T FIND DRACO! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO! WHAT IF WE NEVER FIND HIM, WHAT IF HE GETS EATEN BY MAN EATING BLONDE COWS! OMFG, THAT CAN'T HAPPEN! WHAT WILL WE DO! WHAT. WILL. WE. DO! Oh my god! Oh my god! (sobbing) OHH, GOD! WHY CAN'T I FIND HIM? WHAT'S HAPPEN TO MY FRIEND! OHH, GOD WHAT AM I GONNA DO, CHO! WHAT IF HE NEVER COMES BACK! I MISS HIS QUIRKY ANTICS, AND RANDOMNESS AND THAT FUNNY WAY HE COCKS HIS HEAD TO THE SIDE LIKE A CONFUZZLED PUPPY WHEN WE SAY SOMETHING HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND! WILL I EVER SEE THAT PUPPY HEAD COCKING AGAIN! OHH, GOD!"

Blank Stares…

Harry got angry.

"WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE AND GAWK! GET YOUR FANNIES IN GEAR, PEOPLE! FIND MY PUPPY!"

Blank Stares…

"FINE, I'LL CALL ASPCA! MY POOOOOOOOOOOR PUPPY!"

Will they ever find Draco! Find owt next time on Voldie I switched the Kid's Bods!

I'm back! Aren't U ECSTATIC! (crickets) ………. Anyone? Hello? Fine I'll just write!

Disclaimer: Don't own.

"DRAAAAACO! MAJOR FRIIIIIIESIAN! HIIIIIIIIIII!"

"Why would you want to even find the Ferret?" Ron grumbled, feeling slightly replaced.

Harry and Cho whirled on poor, unsuspecting Ron.

"Are you suggesting we DON'T find HI?" Cho growled dangerously.

"Because if you were," Harry snarled, "We would be having some problems with each other's company, now wouldn't we, Ronald?"

Ron shut up more out of fear than retaliation. The search continued.

After a while Hermione decided to be the disturber of the peace.

"Harry, Cho, we've been searching for 4 hours for …… HIM. We're hungry, tired, and irritable. Why don't we just look tomorrow?"

Harry turned around slowly, too slowly.

"Are you suggesting we STOP looking?"

Cho picked up on what he was saying.

"That we leave poor, naïve, dumb HI out there alone without our assistance?"

"Do you know what happened last time we left HI alone?"

"No," Hermione meekly replied.

"You know the bombing of Pearl Harbor? That's what happened last time we left HI alone."

"So basically you're saying you want your School to be burned, disintegrated, or toppled down?"

"No."

"Good, then we'll keep searching."

So, they kept searching.

Meanwhile…

"Finally! I've got you!" Pansy shouted giving HI a death grip hug around the waist.

"Can't ……. breath ……. let … go!"

"Let's go sit somewhere romantic, shall we?"

"No! NOOOO!"

Pansy skipped off with poor Draco in tow.

10 MINUTES LATER...

Harry, Cho, Hermione, and Ron came into the room Draco and Pansy had just been in.

"My gosh! Who made this mess?" Hermione exclaimed.

Ron decided to anticipate instead.

"We better get out of here before Snape comes in here and blames this mess on us."

Harry and Cho didn't move, however. Harry picked up something from the ground, sniffed it, and licked it. He rolled the taste around in his mouth.

"……. HI has been here." He decided after a moment of testing the taste.

Cho took the whatever it was, sniffed, and licked it, too.

"Definitely HI." She agreed.

Hermione and Ron looked a little queasy.

"What- what exactly is that?"

Harry didn't even look up from the floor.

"A hair." He responded nonchalantly.

Ron gagged.

"How- how can you tell?" Hermione asked cautiously.

Cho didn't look up.

"Head and Shoulders shampoo." She answered calmly.

Harry put his head to the ground, signaling everyone to be quiet. Cho put her finger in her mouth and tested it in the air.

After a moment's hesitation, they both replied in freaky unison.

"He went that way." And as one they went in THAT direction.

Hermione and Ron followed out of fascinated fear.

I'm sooooo crazy! Hoped U liked it!

Hello all! Since Hoofin'It is currently in Washington DC, I will be taking over! Muhahaha-uh, I mean, yeah!

Jake : thats not good!

Night : Definitely not good!

Legolas : ...WERE ALL GONNA DIE!

Will : I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE!

Will & Legolas both begin to cry histericly.

FH : Im not that bad! (Smirks evilly)

Night : I KNOW THAT SMIRK!

Aragorn : NOOOOOOOOO!

FH : ...ok then. While the weirdo's above will be ranting like the idiots that they are, my new muse Saber will be doing the disclaimer!

Saber : uh-hem. Roooar! Grrr! ROAaoR!

FH : translation : FH owns nothing. But be prepared for the chaos thats in store. That is all.

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"Victoria! Your kick is off!" Cho growled. How in the word could anyone's kick be off! Its just not possible! Stupid martial arts teacher! Unfortuently for poor Cho, the person who's body she was currently stuck in took martial arts lessons. Cho, had never kicked or punched at anything in her life. Sure she had slapped the occasional boy, but she hadn't done that since the incident with Harry. The stupid idiot bas-" Focus!" yelled the martial arts teacher as he punched Cho in the stomach. " im focusing!" Yelled a extremely mad Cho." don't yell at your sensai!"

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now Harry was having a nice quite evening trying to google "body swapping". The Dursleys had never allowed him on their computer, Dudly's computer, or Dudly's laptop. He had by know, figured out that the person who's body he had inhabited name was Caity, and that he was in America. (America the beautiful begins to play in the back round) "what the-" Harry spun in the swively computer chair to stare at his "brother" who had found a recorder. " stop it!" Harry ordered. Trigun, (the name of Harry's new brother) stopped. Harry grinned. He was not used to getting his way with the younger kid and normally had to resort to other "methods" to get what he wanted out of the little kid. Unfortunately for him, Trigun loves nothing more to annoy people to death. Harry glared at the kid as he took a deep breath. " why are you still here-" "SSSSSSSSQUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKK!"

Harry screamed as the wretched squealing filled the air.

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Draco looked at the creature before him. It was a massive monster, with large eyes, and even bigger teeth. It snorted and stamped one of it's hooves as Draco looked back at his "instructor". "You expect me to get on THAT? It could kill me!" the instructor looked at what she thought was her student worriedly. Franky had never, ever refused to ride a horse. Especially not Fred. This worried her to no end, and had no idea what "Franky was going to do when on said horse. The poor instructor could only come to one conclusion that made since, and spoke it out loud. " Franchesca, you didn't happen to get amnesia over the weekend , did you?"

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"Harry," Ron whined. " we missed dinner! Can we please stop now? After all, the ferrets probubly just in a closet somewhere kissing his girlfriend of the week-" Both FH and Vikky turned around to face him. Flames apparent in both teenagers eyes. " What. Did. You. Just. Say?" both said freakishly at the same time in a deadly tone. Ron gulped and backed up until he was well behind a confused Hermione. " I-I really I was just ...Joking. R-really." Luckily for Ron, FH was rather laid back in life and wouldn't snap at you unless you managed to provoke her Irish temper to come out. Then even the cars run for bomb shelters. Er, well, drive if were going to get technical. Anywhoozle, ( my word for anyhow) FH just shrugged the comment off and continued to search for HI. Vikky on the other hand, well, lets just say it wasn't the brightest idea to enroll her in martial arts. She advanced on Ron growling like some sort of rabid-fangirl who had spotted her idol and was on the attack. ( THIS SECTION OF THIS FANFIC HAS BEEN REMOVED BECAUSE OF RON GETTING THE SNOT BEAT OUT OF HIM AND MASSIVE GERMAN SWEARWORDS. (We blame Vikky's grandmother))

20 minutes, 5 seconds, and a beat up Ron later :

"HIIIIIIIIIIII!HHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIII! WERE ART THOU?" FH yelled down the empty hallway.

Vikky, Ron , and Hermione all glared. " FH! Speaking in old English was funny the first 40 times. Now it's just annoying!" Ron and Hermione both turned to stare at "Cho". " You mean he's done this before?" Ron asked horrified at the same time Hermione asked " FH?" " Yes." stated Vikky, who was a little more than annoyed. Fh intervened before something got blown up. " I'm FH. She's Vikky. Were looking for HI. We went over this." Ron and Hermione just stared. Stared long and hard. So long that-( Night : ENOUGH! THEY GOT IT! FH : well geez, you don't have to be snappy about it! )

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HI panted. She had FINALLY lost the little perverted creepy girl, as she had come to know Pansy. Pansy's desperate shouts echoed through the hall making HI freeze. She jumped behind a large statue as Pansy came running down the halls.

" Draco?" Draco were are you!"

HI gulped as Pansy slowed down to a walk. She was barley breathing by the time that Pansy past was passing statue. Now of course, as usually when a hero is hiding and a villain passes by, HI felt a sneeze coming on. But of course , this is a humor story, and nothing is done the way it should. HI covered her nose, stepped back, and somehow fell foreword into the statue. It fell over with a loud "THUD! CRASH!" Pansy whirled around, as HI stood up. " Draco their you are!" HI sneezed. Then she jumped , holding up the sign against evil. She backed up a few steps, then turned around and ran as fast as she could. " GET AWAY! GET AWAY!" she screamed really, really loudly, then an" CRASH! BANG!" was heard fallowed by a " I knew that wall was their! I was just testing you!" She may have been fast, but she was about as coordinated as a duck.

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FH : and so come the end! And we got nowhere! YAY!

" LET US DOWN! PLEEAASSEEE!" Aragorn , Night, Jake, Jack, and Will were all in a giant cage hanging above a small island that held four vicious looking three headed dogs. The small island was in a giant pool of lava.

FH : I love my job:)

Aragorn : " AAAAAAAHHH! One of them bite me!"

Legolas : " Who's the girly man know! Huh? Huh?"

Jack : " how come HE wasn't put in here?"

Legolas : " I'm the prince of Mirkwood. I DON'T get put into those disgusting cages."

FH (holds up a wad of cash)

Everyone : "..."

Night : " Damn you and your money!"

Saber : "grr , grr, grr!"

Night : don't " tut, tut, tut, ME!"

FH : the one good thing about me updating, LONGER CHAPTERS! Well ppl , u know the drill R&R!