Ahem, I'M BAAAAACK! For those of U who witnessed, ahem, last time's chapter, I would like to point owt that it was FH, not I, that wrote it. I was innocently visiting Washington, D.C., and had NO clue whatsoever what she was doing. ……. (grumble) Call ME a duck, will ya….
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"-and then we can be romantic under a tree, and then we can be romantic in front of Hermione, and then-"
My life is crap right now.
"-right after we feed each other strawberries, under the stars with nothing but moonlight to guide us."
Yippee. I'm overflowing with joy!
"And then-"
As you all can see and tell, Pansy wouldn't STFU about having "Draco". Poor HI. Life was not on her side right now. It had taken a step back, like a wise …… metaphor… whatever, and immediately backed down when cold, cruel, unforgiving fate reared it's ugly head. (sigh)
Maybe if I call FH and Vicky…
So, mustering as much courage as she could, HI attempted the "CAll".
"HERE'S A LLAMA, THERE'S A LLAMA, AND ANOTHER LITTLE LLAMA! FUZZY LLAMA, FUNNY LLAMA! LLAMA, LLAMA, DUCK! I WAS ONCE A TREEHOUSE, I LIVED IN A CAKE! BUT I NEVER SAW THE WAY THE ORANGE SLAYED THE RAKE! I WAS ONLY THREE YEARS DEAD! BUT I TOLD A TALE! NOW YOU LISTEN, LITTLE CHILD! TO THE SAFETY RAIL! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A LLAMA, KISSED A LLAMA, HUGGED A LLAMA, ALARM A LLAMA, TASTE OF LLAMA! LLAMA, LLAMA, DUCK!"
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Harry and Cho looked up.
"The …… Llama Song?"
Cho nodded.
"But ….. only one other person knows ….. The Llama Song ….."
Cho nodded again. Both looked at each other with stupid grins.
"HI!"
Yeah, I'm mean, it's short. But, think of it as me rationing it. Saving the tender morsels of comedy for the finale. Hahahahahaha. So evil……
BYE, Y'ALL!
FH : I have 2 rather insane authoretts and ALL of their muses ( glares at Cerberus , Pixel , Chip, and a newly introduced Trixi , who are causing chaos)
A.C.M.V :Hey I'm here today, to help these two imbeciles with their story, plus we're gonna add more Draco in the story.
HI : OW!
ACMV: I MEANT MORE CHO! And HI better be her wonderful a-
HI: OWWW!
ACMV: I'm gonna write for myself if U don't quit it! Anyway, More CHO in the story..
FH : if ur wondering , HI is writing for ACMV, because ...i don't know why. NIGHT! WILL! JACK! SOMEBODY DO THE DISCLAIMER!
Trixi: we do not own
Jack : NO!
Pixel: What?
Jack: sigh How many times must I tell U people that we say "we do not own" in a MANLY fashion. Right Aragorn?
Aragorn: ZZZZZZZZZZZ...
Jack: ARAGORN!
Aragorn: ZZZ- What! Huh? I'm up I'm awake! What? Yeah, whatever Jack said!
Chip: Why oh why must we like pie...
Everyone: O.o...
Chip: What? We like pie!
Trixi: In other news...
Cerberus: ROAAAR!
Chip + Pixel: U AGAIN!
FH :yes, tenchinkly, he's my seventh muse and therefore has title to be in this fic.
HI : ...remember what happened LAST time they got together!
FH :...CRAP! RIORAND GET THAT DIMENSION WE THREW NIGHT IN!
HI: Sooo, to actually get somewhere today... We don't own. Arrr. Satisfied, Jack?
Jack: I guess.
"LLAMA, LLAMA, CHEESECAKE, LLAMA, DUCK! THIS IS HOW-"
Pansy sighed. For 10 FULL minutes, Draco had been singing that god awful song. She didn't find it very romantic.
"Draco, dear, ummmm... why don't we go to-"
"NOW MY SONG IS GETTING THIN! I'VE RUN OUT OF LUCK! TIME FOR ME-"
Poor, naive Pansy...
"DRACO! KNOCK IT OFF!"
Suddenly, in the background...
"MAJOR FRIESIAN! WE'RE HERE TO SAVE YOOOOOOOOU!"
What the heck...?
"HI, STAY WHERE YOU ARE!"
Because of her mental stability, of course, HI moved.
"DRACO! WHY ARE YOUR FRIENDS HERE?"
Harry swung in on one of the many hanging tapestries hanging on the walls. Yowling like Tarzan, he did a double somersault in the air, cartwheeled in mid air, hit the ground, tripped, and landed face flat on the carpet. Cho decided to use the more sensible approach and walked calmly down the corridor. Cho spoke to Pansy.
"Hi, ... Pansy? Right? Anywho, umm, can we have our blonde boy back?"
"Hmmm, let me think about that... NO!"
Cho sighed.
"I really didn't want to do this."
So, Cho whipped Pansy's sorry... hinny, and rescued Draco. The End. NOT! REWIND!
Cho sighed.
"I really didn't want to do this."
So, Cho whipped Pansy's sorry ... hinny. And Pansy fought back. Harry and Draco sat down watching, yelling out bets and latest moves, like a wrestling match.
"OH! And Cho pulls a flying kick to Pansy!"
"Oh, but look at that, Harry! Pansy recovers and lands a round house punch!"
Blah, blah battle, battle.
10 minutes later...
Cho and Pansy are panting for breath. They glared at each other. Draco and Harry sat. Glare. Sit. Glare. Sit. Glare. Sit... Finally, Harry spoke.
"This isn't fun anymore. Let's do something else."
"Yeah, okay."
Harry and Draco made a move to leave, but Pansy and Cho stopped them.
"YOU TWO AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! SIT! STAY!"
So they did.
Cho growled.
"Listen, Flower Girl. We're taking the blonde whether you like it or not! Kapeesh? Or do I have to go Jackie Chan all over your ass?"
Pansy thought. ... And thought. ... and, just for good measure, she thought some more. So, Cho decided to "help" her speed up her thinking. She gave her a punch sooooo hard it knocked her off her feet. Pansy started to cry.
"Draco! Look what she did to me! Aren't you going to do something?"
Draco picked his teeth. Pansy left crying her ugly- uh, I mean "starry" eyes out. Cho cracked her neck from side to side, then her knuckles, and snorted.
"Amateur."
Draco and Harry clapped.
"HOORAY FOR CHO!"
"Shut up. Let's go get some lunch."
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WITH THE REAL HARRY
Harry growled. How dare the computer freeze on him. Er, her. It was like the stupid thing didn't like him. He growled again, flopping on "his" bed. BANG! Harry fell of the bed startled as a tall black haired boy with... dragon wings? Popped up. He turned to look at Harry, his red eyes bored looking.
" Make me a milkshake."
Harry stared at him, completely in shock. Who was this kid? And why did he just pop out of nowhere?
" I'm waiting." stated dragon wings, tapping his foot.
" w-who, WHAT are you?" yelped Harry, using the edge of a desk im stand up. Dragon wings looked at him weirdly.
" FH, what the heck has gotten into you? Get me my shake!"
Before poor Harry could give his confused answer, Another boy popped out of now where. This one had cat ears.
" Night, that's not FH."
Dragon wings glared at Cat ears.
" If that's not FH then who is it?"
Cat ears sighed. " Night, that's Harry. FH switched bodies with him. If you had payed attention, you would have known this."
Dragon wings huffed and crossed his arms. Cat eras turned to poor Harry , who was trying to sneak his way toward the door.
" Hello Harry. I'm Riorand, please call me Rio. I am FH's , the girl who's body you inhabit, second muse. And this is Nightmare, Night, FH's first muse." Cat ears-Rio pointed to Dragon wings-Night. Harry had never fainted in his life...but I guess theirs a first time for everything.
FH : WE sorry that it's so short, someone ( glares At HI) deleted half the fic, and I had to go rewrite it.
Rio : as usually, R&R.
FH : HOLD IT! Before you press the shiny purple button , feel free to send us your ideas. Thank you, and have a destructive day. : )
Rio : O.o
