((FCRMS: HUZZAH! The next chaptah! This one was written by Spearette, the one and only! x3))

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Sakura sighed as she plopped into the wooden seat. Naruto and Sasuke were at it again, glaring and insulting each other. She was constantly in the middle of the two, though Sasuke wasn't a problem, yelling at Naruto and apologizing to Sasuke for Naruto's rudeness.

Sasuke huffed and shut his eyes in annoyance. Taking it as an insult, Naruto yelled, "WELL, ASUKE, I BET YOU CAN'T EAT ANY MORE THAN ME IF YOU TRIED."

"NARUTO!" Sakura screamed, and then sighed, thinking, "Why do I even bother? He never listens to me! That stupid Naruto…"

Kakashi was in the kitchen, checking the food in the host was about to serve this squad. A slight devious grin sneaked onto his masked face…

He glanced at the master of this plan: Sasuke's water glass! (A/N: Hey, Sasuke's boring enough to not have any flavor in his drink.) Kakashi mumbled some chant and moved his hands in a weird fashion. The 'water' in the glass somehow became clearer… less… yellow-ish. "Looks can be deceiving, can't they?" Kakashi thought, pouring hot sauce in circles on Sasuke's plate.

The host (A/N: I'm too lazy to think of a name…) looked lazily over at Kakashi. "Someones has a taste for spicy food, they does." He said in an unrecognizable accent.

Naruto, of course, was at Sasuke's throat again for one reason or another, when Sakura yelled, "ENOUGH!"

Sasuke and Naruto stared wide-eyed at Sakura as she hugged and puffed out frustration. Honestly, in their minds, she looked like the best on their team, especially with chakra and social skills, especially compared to Naruto. That should be enough in itself to make them stop, but pride and reputation is terrible to waste…

The host stomped out with the three's plates. Naruto looked competitively at Sasuke, who simply mumbled an insult.

He slammed down the plates and gritted his teeth. "En-… Enjoy."

Naruto grinned a toothy grin and looked mockingly at Sasuke. Sasuke looked blankly at Naruto, but with a slight look of amusement. Their mind conversations stumped everyone around them, especially Sakura. He picked up his fork almost menacingly, glanced at Naruto, who rose an eyebrow.

And, in the blink of an eye, Sasuke and Naruto were working toward finishing their plates… rapidly.

Suddenly, Sasuke's face burnt a brick wall red. He fumbled toward his 'water' glass.

"What is it, Sasuke?" Naruto choked out mockingly, food crumbs flying out of mouth. "To much for ya?" He burst out in laughter.

"NARUTO!" Sakura stomped toward the blonde boy and put him in a headlock.

Sasuke gulped down the last of his drink. Ninja should see through deception, but… who would suspect a trick hidden in his food…

But You could see the crazed look building up in his dark eyes…