ZOMGYAAAAAAAAAAAY NEW CHAPTAH! x3 Uh...not much to say besides that...
OH. RIGHT.
DISCLAIMER...I forgot to put one on both of the chapters. SO HERE
GOES:
DISCLAIMER: NEITHER I NOR SPEARETTE OWN NARUTO!
(Just insuring we don't get our asses sued. XD)
Aaaaahhh, this is where the fun starts! (I had a cheesy grin on my face the whole time I was writing this. XD)
((Written by Funnelcakeroxmysox))
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"Uhhhh...Sasuke?" Sakura asked, blinking and loosening her grip on Naruto.
Everyone staring could see the rapid transformation Sasuke was undergoing. His dark eyes glazed over, his mouth, which was normally shaped into a slight frown was now hanging open, and he was slowly slipping out of his seat. While everyone was still staring in disbelief at what happened, Sasuke fell under the table - much like a wet noodle. All at once, the weird trance which had kept everyone silent suddenly vanished.
"KAKASHI-SENSEI!" The pink-haired kunoichi screeched. "KAKASHI-SENSEI, I THINK SASUKE JUST HAD A SIEZURE!" (A/N: Psssh-aw! Siezure, indeed! Some medic ninja SHE'LL make. X3) Instantly forgetting about Naruto's headlock, Sakura bolted out of the dining area and into the kitchen to find their squad leader.
'Crap, crap, crap!' Naruto though frantically. 'What the hell just happened to Sasuke!' Acting on impulse, he lifted up the tablecloth and knelt down to have a look. Naruto was instantly assaulted by a barrage of hiccups, coming from...(who else?) TEH SASUKE. His blue eyes opened wide as they always did when Naruto was suprised. "Uh...Sas - GAH!"
Sasuke, leaping faster then anyone who had just downed a gigantic cup of sake had any right to, had tackled Naruto down and was now clinging to his arm. He hiccuped a few more times as Naruto stared in sheer terror. "NARUTO!" He yelled, with that Japanese accent on the "R" that only Yuri Lowenthal could do.
"Y-yeah, Sasuke?" Naruto trembeled, trying to pry Sasuke off his arm.
"...Yer orange. Like a BANANA." The drunken Uchiha chuckled at his own joke, and latched onto Naruto's arm tighter.
"GAAAAAAAAH! GETHIMOFFMEGETHIMOFFMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Naruto screamed, and started to run around the room, dragging Sasuke along.
"Oy! Child of the sexy appearance! Stop it with ze shenanaggins!" The host bellowed, spritzing Sasuke with a water-squirter. Sasuke blinked a few times, then started to giggle. (If Sasu-kun had been a cat, this is definitely how he would've acted on catnip...) He lazily stick out his tounge at the host.
Naruto continued to run around the room for the next few minutes, while Sasuke stubbornly clug on to his arm. The host chased them both with a broom, yelling things in an intelligible language.
"GUJSL SHMIDCA LORGENHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He bellowed, and finally managed to hit Sasuke on his head.
"You...You...YOU POO-POO BAKA HEAD!" Sasuke cried. He jumped off Naruto and bit the host on the arm.
A tiny little -click- of a camera was heard as Kakashi and Saruka ran back into the room. Quickly shoving the camera back in his pocket, Kakashi calmly walked over to the host and Sasuke, who was back to hiccuping on the floor. Supressing a fit of laughter, the jounin motioned for Sakura to attend to the host's gaping Sasuke-bite-wound-thingy.
"Stay, still, sir..." Taking out a roll of gauze, Sakura inspected the middle-aged man's injury. Then, the bitter smell of alchohol passed across her nose. Sakura put her nose up to the confused host, and sniffed his wound (Okay...a teeny-bit weird...). "This smells like sake!" she exclaimed.
"What smells like Sasuke?" Naruto called out from his hiding place on top of a cabinet.
"YOUR FACE!" Sasuke giggled, trying to wriggle free from Kakashi, who was trying to tie Sasuke to a chair.
"Dammit, Sasuke, stay still!...Iruka owes me big-time for this..." He muttered.
'What did Kakashi just say about Iruka-sensei?' Naruto thought, intently staring at the wrestling match between Sasuke and Kakashi.
"BUT AUNTIE-KAKASHI!" Sasuke yelled. "I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL TODAY! I WANNA STAY HOME AND BACK COOKIES WITH YOOOUUU!"
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What will become of the drunken Sasuke?
Will Naruto be able to climb down from the cabinet?
WHEN WILL SAKURA STOP SNIFFING OLD GUY'S WOUNDS?
Find out in the next amazing chapter of: Sake and Sasuke!
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((Wow, okay, I totally overdid it. XD Forgive me, ya'll! Oh, and many thanks to all the new reviewers:D Thanks you so much for the encouragement!))
