AW. YEAH. BABY. xD Sake and Sasuke is back, yah! Enjoy!

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Sasuke yelped and ran toward Sakura. "Mommy!" He clutched her leg. "Meanie poopie monstahis hurting my feewings." He mimicked a child's voice.

Sakura twitched. "M-mommy!" She grabbed Sasuke by the collar of his shirt. "I'M NOT OLD!" Sasuke's eyes widened. He reached out to Naruto, his outstretched arm clawing at the air.

"Daddy!" He squealed fearfully.

Naruto backed away, "Kakashi-sensei..." His face was etched with fear as he glanced back at Kakashi. "Is Sasuke-- AH!"He was interuppted by Sasuke's shirt flying into his mouth.

"I'm-a need-a a bath-a." He lifted up his arm and began to lap up the sweat pouring from his armpit.

"That's... repulsive." Kakashi grimaced, but proceeded to take out his camera. Click! Another snapshot wouldn't hurt... Kakashi mused to himself.

Just as Naruto began peeling the sweat drenched shirt off his face, Sasuke launched himself at him, landing on Naruto's face. "MASTAH!" he squeaked, snuggling his cheek into Naruto's temple.

"AUGHH!" Naruto flailed, his arms grabbing every unlucky object to be in his reach and throwing them roughly into the wall. Sasuke's face suddenly went blank. He stepped to the side of his comrade, and picked up the plate on the table. He conceiled his face in his hair, and mumbled almost unaudiably. "Food. Fight."

Naruto took this time to hide back in the safe enviorment of the cupboard.

As you could imagine, all hell broke loose. One handful at a time, the greasy food was thrown into the walls, priceless items, and at the other inhabitants of the room. All from one four-foot-eleven-iched child, on sake.

Sakura's anger level reached a all-time high at that point. Normally, her soft spot for the boy would have stopped her flaring temper. Her hands shook violently, and, though Sasuke's speed resembled that of a hyperactive terrier on steriods, grabbed Sasuke with no hope of escape.

"Sasuke, sit the hell down." She mumbled grimly. However, Sasuke's eyes shook in fear.

"WHO'RE YOU?" Sasuke yelped rather loudly.

"Sasuke, I--" Sakura said irritably.

"WHO'RE YOU?"

"Sas--"

"WHO'RE YOU?"

"SASUKE." Sakura yelled.

"WHO'RE YOU?"

"Sasuke..." Sakura mumbled.

"Jeez, Sakura, you dun hafta yell." Sasuke gave her a confused look under that crazed drunk look in his eyes.

((A/N Spearette: Only those who have watched Invader Zim through a few times would get this. xD))

"Ugh, hopeless!" She dropped him on the ground

Sasuke promptly crawled in Kakashi's direction. He climbed up onto his back, panting as though it were a dangerous feat. He squeezed his arms around Kakashi's neck, and whined painfully high into his ear. "Piiiggy Back."

"Sonny, Eichlanea Vishmormon Clawendajnende!" The host chanted, hands in a praying position. "Let the demon inside this child of the Sexy be free!"

Unsurprisingly, nothing happened. Except, the host clawed at his sake-smelling wound.

"What the hell was that?" Naruto questioned, for no one else in the room was clueless enough to say their thoughts.

Sasuke drew in a deep breath. "HOONESTYYY IS SUCH A LONELY WORD. EVERYONE IS SO UNTRUUUE." he sang. "HOONESTYY IS HARDLY EVER HEARD. IT'S MOSTLY WHAT I NEED FROM YOO-U."

Everyone, in turn, stared. If Sasuke were drunker, he would have attempted to stare at himself.

Sakura turned back to the host, keeping her eyes straight on the boy until she was turned completely. "Stay still, mister." She wrinkled her nose at the sake smell emiting from the bite wound, and wrapeda clean bandage around it. She turned to Kakashi and asked, "Kakashi-sensei... why does the Sasuke bite smell like sake?"

Kakashi grinned under the mask, knowing no one could see anyway. " Well, Sakura, I figured the smartest of the squad would put two and two together."

Naruto fell out of his hiding spot, placing two hands next to each other. "...Sasuke... Sasuke..."

Sakura put a finger to her chin. "Sasuke... and Sake..."

Naruto raised a hand. "Ooh! I know! Sasuke was adopted by JuJubes as a kid and they drained out ALL his blood and filled it with sasuke!"

"You mean sake?" The host said unimportantly.

"That's what I said: sasuke." Naruto scoffed.

"No, Naruto. You idiot," Sakura 'psh'-ed. "Sasuke was somehow intoxicated with sake. But how?"

Everyone turned to the all-knowing, borderline giggling sensei with a questioned look on their faces.