!Special Private E-mails Page!

Part 1: UchihaProdig5

From: Uzumaki664

To: UchihaProdig5

I know you like Sakura! I am going to use that as blackmail! Now you must do my bidding! If you wonder how I ever got hold of that talk to one of my fans you bastard! Now I want you to do all my chores and make all my ramen as well as buying me a year's supply of ramen! If that didn't make sense then..TOO BAD! Anyway I also e-mailed you to say that everyone is going on a mission tomorrow so you'd better pack up your computer and keep a page of your e-mail saved. We're going to deliver a package to some sakuno guy in Rain Village...Anyway you'd better do my bidding or else the cat's outta the bag!

From: UchihaProdig5

To: Uzumaki664

What the hell! Why should I do your bidding! I don't care if that gets out! In fact I don't care about you! Oh and thanks for telling me there's a mission tomorrow. I wasn't there at the meeting yesterday so I don't know. Also I can't pack up my computer or else we'll all die in the next mile or so of walking! Oh well this is just a short reply message to the dobe. If there is anything else in the world you wanna know it's that Hinata likes you and someone is willing to blow your head off if you don't get together with her. Do not reply to this e-mail.

From: HyuugaFate663

To: UchihaProdig5

...Hi.

From: UchihaProdig5

To; HyuugaFate663

...What...the...HELL. What the hell!...

From: KikaiCrest334

To: UchihaProdig5

You are going to run into Sakura at the market tomorrow morning when you find out you've run out of food to pack. At that point in time you can talk to her about you and her so you can get it over with. This e-mail was e-mailed by an anonymous person.

From: UchihaProdig5

To: KikaiCrest334

Shino? Shino is that you? I swear if your trying to freak me out your gonna be next on my death list. You gave it away when you said Kikai in your name. Now I'm gonna place you on my death list anyway and I hope you can do all the things you've always wanted before I kill you. Meet me at the market you bastard... Reply back if you are Shino.

From: Harun0065

To: UchihaProdig5

Hi Sasuke-kun! This is a love-filled letter to you! I know you like me because Naruto told me. Anyway I was hoping maybe we could go on a date tomorrow night just to admit our love for each other. We could go to a carnival or maybe a restaurant or maybe a place of our liking. Since you can't stop me in this letter I'll continue. I don't want to annoy you or anything but I was hoping you coul go to the market to buy me some food and get me an elegant dress because I'm so tired and I'm waiting at home for you to send it to me. Then tomorrow you can take me out on a romantic date. Don't tell anyone(especially Ino-pig) that I sent this message to you. This will be our little love secret... oxoxo

From: UchihaProdig5

To: Harun0065

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I LIKED YOU! NEVER! I WILL NEVER GO ON A ROMANTIC DATE WITH YOU! You are now proving to be very lazy and demanding. Who said you're not annoying and I WILL tell everyone you sent me that message! Even our viewers! Then we'll see what they think! Take that annoying anonymous girl that I know of and will now put on the I hate list forever. Can't change my mind this time nuh uh. You are never going on a date with me and just to get back at you I'll go on a date with your rival, Ino! Never send me an e-mail like that again! Do not reply to this e-mail.

From: YamanakaQueen43

To: UchihaProdig5

Hi Sasuke-kun! I was thinking maybe you could go on a date with me. You know before I switch guys. I'm thinking about Shikamaru but I don't know. Maybe you could go on just ONE date with me so I can remember it before i switch men. Don't tell Sakura that you're taking me on a date if you actually accepted. She would never be my friend again. Well up until I change to Shika-kun. Hope you accept so I can put it in my memory booklet. You can choose what we do. If you accept I'll go buy my dress.

From: UchihaProdig5

To: YamanakaQueen43

Well I guess I could go. I mean I told Sakura that I would get back at her when I went on a date with you so I guess..Just don't get involved with me again afterwards since you ARE after Shikamaru. Now let me pik out something. We have a mission tomorrow too don't we? I mean all of us. Well see ya then. I can't believe my private e-mails might be viewed by readers when the author will finally turn on me. Well I hope that doesn't happen for about another few years since by then I won't be able to care about these e-mails anymore. Do not reply to this e-mail.

Part 2: Uzumaki664

From: Uzumaki664

To: Uzumaki664

Awesome! I'm e-mailing myself! Anyway I want to remind me that I should go buy a year's supply of ramen, eat some ramen, buy a new ramen poster, and get a ramen action figure from the Ramen Heroes of the Universe. Now that I can remind myself to do all that. Or I can get other people to do it for me. Wait hold on a sec I think I gotta an e-mail coming to me right now...yep here it is. Let's see..uh huh...yea...omg...whoa...not possible...OMG Sasuke likes Sakura-chan? I must tell him and everyone else! Or I could use it as blackmail against him...yeah that would get back at him for everything he's done...Well time to stop this e-mail to myself. Bye me!

From: HyuugaPeace5

To: Uzumaki664

Um...Naruto-kun...I wanted to say that...I...l-like...yo--HyuugaPeace5 has run out of time to type an e-mail because she has set something to have a timelimit for her. Please read the second part of her e-mail that will be sent in about 5 or 6 years. Please keep in mind that you might not live that long so you can ask her to send you the rest of the e-mail. Thank you!

From: Uzumaki664

To: HyuugaPeace5

I didn't quite get your e-mail. You almost said something that sounded important! I almost thought you were going to say that you liked me! Well I already know that so wanna go on a date tomorrow? You know after the mission? Please don't e-mail back and just come to my apartment if you accept.

From: Miner49er

To: Uzumaki664

Come do some diggin with me! Or else if you don't I will blast the (content not suitable for PG)!

From: Uzumaki664

To: Miner49er

Um..uh...alright.. I go digging with ya.. Just don't blast me. I can't tell anyone about this or they'd all kill me. I hope viewers who view this won't send it to any of my friends...I'll come let me get my shovel just please don't blast me.

From: DustCollector666

To: Uzumaki664

Have you ever sat in one spot for a really long time? Like 3 days or more? If you have please join the dust collecting club. We will be waiting so..join us...dark vibe

From: Uzumaki664

To: DustCollector666

Um..uh..okay...Why do I get the weird messages! Um..forget I ever said that. And no I haven't sat for over 3 days...I guess you live up to your screen name. Well I still gotta go digging with some blasted guy who is actually willing to blast me. rubs back of neck Well see ya around.

From: MizukiMaster6

To: Uzumaki664

Uzumaki! Have you seen and Uzumaki Naruto? I'm gonna kill him when I get him in my sights! He took away my ninjahood so now he's gonna pay with his life! E-mail back if you know!

From: Uzumaki664

To: MizukiMaster6

Uh..um...he's..uh...that way! points left then right then backwards Hope you find him bye! runs away and jumps out window Note: The one you are trying to contact has left a note saying that he has jumped out his window and has tried to commit suicide. He/she will be back in about 30 minutes unless he/she did not survive. Please e-mail later on.

Part 3: Harun0065

From: Uzumaki664

To: Harun0065

Help me please! I'm being e-mailed by a bunch of maniacs! Please help me! Send me an e-mail back to where I can run away to! Don't tell anyone. NOT EVEN THE VIEWERS! Please don't let them read this message! I'm going to run away to Ichiraku's and stay there forever until the evil messages stop! Help me Sakura-chan!

From: Harun0065

To: Uzumaki664

Whoa whoa there Naruto! You say you're being e-mailed by maniacs! Well since you are going to read this last message I decided that you should run away to--I'm sorry. The person that this user is trying to contact is not there. Please e-mail Ichiraku Ramen hotline or e-mail. Do not e-mail to this address any longer or it will explode. 3...2...1...loud crashing noises I'm sorry but the name you are trying to contact is now exploded and no longer available.

From: Ishoneo

To: Harun0065

Hey I figured you could help me get a girlfriend! I mean you are a girl and you seem to be good at this stuff. My types are not really available right now but you seem like someone who could help. I just need desperate information. Please!

From: Harun0065

To: Ishoneo

OMG DESPERATE PERSON!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Runs away and never returns to computer.

From: Garouga

To: Harun0065

Hey there! It's me! I'm a major Sakura fan! I seem to be interested in you being paired up with plenty 'o people! You seem like the perfect chance to try my new pairing: SakuraXKakashi! How 'bout it? I mean you too seem pretty good together but it wouldn't work if you haven't gotten together with him yet. Don't worry but Kurenai won't take him away from ya! I got that whole scene covered. I gave Kakashi amnesia and now he doesn't remember anything. Wasn't that a great idea! Well! Go get 'em! I'll be rootin for ya!

From: Harun0065

To: Garouga

OMG YOU PAIRED ME UP WITH MY TEACHER! AND YOU GAVE HIM AMNESIA! He won't even know who I am you bastard! He will forget everything including ninjahood, himself, his friends, loved ones, his best friend, everything! You bastard I'm going to get everyone to go and murder you!

From: Gatsuuga

To: Harun0065

I think you should give up on Uchiha Sas-GAY and go with Naruto! I mean Naruto likes you and has done everything for you! He's protected you and stuff so I think you should at least give him a chance! He's a really sad person though...cries waterfall tears

From: Harun0065

To: Gatsuuga

HELL NO! Naruto is annoying and stubborn and he's freakin evil once kyuubi takes over him! Why should I give up on Sasuke! And don't call Sasuke that! It's annoying! Everything in the world is annoying except us two being together! If Ino doesn't like it then who cares? Never e-mail me about that again!

From: Yashamaru7878

To: Harun0065

I heard that last e-mail and I wanted to say something that might clear up a few things. Let's just say well, 9 words: YOU ARE THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON IN THE WORLD! That should clear things up a bitgives sweet smile

From: Harun0065

To: Yashamaru7878

...F U BASTARD! Don't e-mail me again!

Part 4: HyuugaPeace5

From: Uzumaki664

To: HyuugaPeace5

Hey Hinata! I just wanted to say well...uh...I don't know how to say this but..you wanna go on a date? Maybe tomorrow night? I know I've said this dozens of times but I just wanted to make sure you accepted. Please e-mail back if you accept. I keep getting these e-mails about getting together with you and I just figured how much of you I've missed. Well I say we should start getting together with each other well...Tomorrow? Please accept! virtually blushes while saying so.

From: HyuugaPeace5

To: Uzumaki664

...I accept! blushes beet red I've always wanted to say that I liked you too! This is easier to say than to actually say it in real life. How about 7?

From: Number1NarutoFan

To: HyuugaPeace5

Hi um I was wondering if you were getting together with Naruto any time soon? I mean you guys are totally perfect together! I mean well this is the first time saying but you two complete each other and with a guy like that maybe you can stop being shy and become more courageous! He can keep rooting you on so you can do your best! Well hope you get together soon. It would be awesome if you guys would be starting already!

From: HyuugaPeace5

To: Number1NarutoFan

We're going to start tomorrow! I'm so happy!

From: HyuugaFate663

To: HyuugaPeace5

Come down for dinner.

From: HyuugaPeace5

To: HyuugaFate663

Hai! But why didn't you just come up and say that? Please answer that at the dinner table.

From: InuzukaMaru

To: HyuugaPeace5

Hey Hinata! We're going to training late tomorrow around 10 PM so don't fall asleep! If you can't come that's perfectly understandable. Just send Shino a message saying not to kill me. I'm afraid to fight him at night...gives me the creeps. He may be my second best buddy but that's just creepy... Anyway hope to see you there!

From: HyuugaPeace5

To: InuzukaMaru

I can come with my father's permission. I will be there to ensure your safety Kiba-kun! I just don't want to anger Shino-kun very much... Oh well. I'll see you until then.

From: UchihaProdig5

To: HyuugaPeace5

Hey Neji you bastard! You don't wanna mess with me tonight when we all go to training! We're all gonna train together at one spot at 10 tonight so don't bother choosing me for a sparring partner you bastard! I'm gonna face Naruto and you can't stop me! Don't you dare reply to this message because I know it's gonna be something about you being better! Don't even try because I am so better than you! In your face Hyuuga Bastard!

From: HyuugaPeace5

To: UchihaProdig5

Umm...Sasuke...you e-mailed me instead of Neji-san...but I will forward this message to him. I don't think Neji-san will listen and will e-mail back...

Part 5: InuzukaMaru

From: Uzumaki664

To: InuzukaMaru

Hey teme! You better not pick me for a sparring partner because I would totally kick you butt Sasuke-teme! Hey wait a minute...who am I e-mailing? Let's see...OMG I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED SEND TO KIBA!OMG NO! Do NOT READ THIS MESSAGE KIBA!NO DON'T READ IT!

From: InuzukaMaru

To: Uzumaki664

What the hell kinda e-mail is that! A threat mail! Send that to Sasuke you idiot! Send it to him since I got nothin to do with this! Goodbye!

From: HyuugaPeace5

To: InuzukaMaru

This was just to say that well this is just to say hi since you don't get very many e-mails...

From: InuzukaMaru

To: HyuugaPeace5

Uh...thanks.

Part 6: AburameHeir787

From: InuzukaMaru

To: AburameHeir787

Hey buddy just a shot but please don't kill me when we go to training tonight! I know a wimpy thing but just don't go there okay? Well I gotta leave for the training grounds now or I'm gonna be late. I bet you're already there. Like always cuz it always seems like you sleep there! Well I hope you get the point of not killing me since I AM one of your buddies right? Right? Right.

From: AburameHeir787

To: InuzukaMaru

I won't kill you but If you do anything I will. And yes I am already there. I was there ever since noon with my laptop. That's how I'm e-mailing you right now. Don't bother me while I collect bugs or you won't see the next sunrise.

From: KishimotoMaster6

To: AburameHeir787

I have proof that you have eyes and I have a picture of you without your glassess and high collar! I will show it to the world and then you will be exposed! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA! What do you have to say about that!

From: AburameHeir787

To: KishimotoMaster6

I have one thing to say. You will not see the next sunrise.

Part 7: TroublesomeNara332

From: YamanakaQueen43

To: TroublesomeNara332

Hey Shika-kun! I was gonna say that I might be liking you now. I say that now since it's easier to say it on an e-mail rather than in real life. As you expect I am blushing right about now. Please don't be angry with me!

From: TroublesomeNara332

To: YamanakaQueen43

Please stop calling me that and no I don't have a problem with that but it's too troublesome since there's Temari in that case. Troublesome. Troublesome. Troublesome.

From: AkimichiMasters565

To: TroublesomeNara332

Hey what's this late training thing about? I don't have time for it since a huge feast is gonna be at my house and I am not missing that! Well I'll see ya some other training day!

From: TroublesomeNara332

To: AkimichiMasters565

Troublesome. There's a huge feast and a large bag of chips the size of you here that you're missing. Troublesome but we've now gotta eat it ourselves.

Part 8: YamanakaQueen43

From: TroublesomeNara332

To: YamanakaQueen43

This may be troublesome but make a large feast and create a large bag the size of Chouji and bring it to the training grounds. Troublesome I know. If you ask why this is to persuade Chouji to the training grounds today.

From: YamanakaQueen43

To: TroublesomeNara332

Well why do I have to do it! I may be a great cook but why me! I'm not gonna do it. I will go to the training grounds without it and see what you think. Chouji will just have to be disappointed.

(Special part: You get to guess what might happen at the training ground that night. I have plenty of thoughts in mind but you guys get to imagine that.)

Part 9: AkimichiMasters565

From: AkimichiMasters565

To: AkimichiMasters565

Well tonight I get to have a great feast PLUS a bag of chips the size of me! This is so great! I will cherish this moment by bringing a spoon and fork with me! I will keep the spoon and fork forever with the leftovers of food on them! Then I will have perfect remembrance of that day! Wish me luck me!

Part 10: HyuugaFate663

From: Anonymous E-mailer

To: HyuugaFate663

Psst...Hyuuga...wanna buy something that your girlfriend would love! A skull ring with real diamond and ruby on it with teeth that are real and eat the skin away. Just come to the alley outside 'o town and you'll see me in a dark cloak...just come and buy for about 100 ryou.

From: HyuugaFate663

To: Anonymous E-mailer

Shut it! Plus I don't have a girlfriend! So shove it! Stay away from me, and my team. Also who wants a ring that eats flesh! You are one whacked out dude. Well I hope to never see you again. You make me sick to my stomach.

From: WeaponsGall3ry

To: HyuugaFate663

Hey Neji! Well we have training tonight at 10 so you might as well be there since the Uchiha will be there. I know how much you wanna fight him! Hope to see you there. Lee is sick but he'll come anyway. Just try not to catch anything from him...He's got a bad flu, a broken arm, and a smashed up head. He's got real symptoms there. Anyway hope to see you there! Lee is almost about ready to kill someone for doing that to him even though it's out of character.

From: HyuugaFate663

To: WeaponsGall3ry

OH? Well then tonight I'll fight Lee and see really how much he wants to kill someone. Forget about the Uchiha because Lee seems like a better opponent this time around. He might be stronger than he's ever been even with a broken arm, head, and a bad flu. He might even be able to beat me for the first time. Well I will come but only for amusement.

From: YouthfulRocks89

To: HyuugaFate663

Neji! I discovered something important!...Gai-sensei and I hug in a sunset backdrop all the time!

From: HyuugaFate663

To: YouthfulRocks89

Took you that long to notice! YOu must be a slow and twisted person. Tenten says you have an urge to kill so I shall test that urge to the maximum since it seems you have the killer instinct right now. I can feel it. Just try not to lose concentration on that instinct for a few hours. Maybe you might be able to beat me.

From: Uzumaki664

To: HyuugaFate663

Oi Neji! I'm gonna go on a date with your cousin so you better not go against it! Lots of readers of the original story told me to do it so I'm gonna try. TELL THE VIEWERS AND I WILL CERTAINLY BEAT YOU UP AGAIN! Don't you dare tell the viewers. Not the readers and reviewers either! They will totally kill me! Or they might do something horrible to me!

From: HyuugaFate663

To: Uzumaki664

Oh but now I can use it as blackmail...I'm about to press the send button to the author telling him to type that e-mail up and post it so viewers, readers, and reviewers can see it! What do you say now! suddenly mass Neji bashing coming from Neji's room.

Part 11: WeaponsGall3ry

From: WeaponsGall3ry

To: WeaponsGall3ry

I know I don't get very many e-mails but I just wanted to e-mail myself to tell myself that I am able to e-mail myself millions of times so that I won't be alone in the world of e-mails. I've already gotten e-mails before but they're just replies. Well gotta leave for training now it's 10 already. Bye me!

From: YouthfulRocks89

To: WeaponsGall3ry

Tenten please don't let Neji fight me because I might kill him in the process! I have this killer intent that I cannot control! Please Tenten please help me! The person you are screaming for help for is not there but somewhere away from her computer. Please contact later.

Part 12: YouthfulRocks89

From: Gai-sensei

To: YouthfulRocks89

LEE!

From: YouthfulRocks89

To: Gai-sensei

GAI-SENSEI!

That's it. Sorry but the sand nins don't get e-mails and they just don't bother to answer them if they ever do get e-mails so I didn't include them. Some may be really short but I'm doing this at night and my brain wasn't really working so I just stuck in whatever I could. I hope the e-mails don't offend anyone. I will post up late e-mails afterwards. Well a few minutes after I post this since I still have to type up the late e-mails on a page. Hope you liked this chapter. It's supposed to be a special chapter.