A/N: I was drawing characters for pairings from a hat and I just so happened to pull out Lily and James. I swear it was random. Anyway, I didn't think canon would really fit with that story, so I made it its own story instead. I guess it's an all-dialogue drabble, but it's a little longer than a drabble so I'll call it a ficlet. Note: Second section of story is a year later.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the weird plot, so don't sue me.
"Go out with me, Evans?"
"The answer is no. It's ALWAYS no. Can't you get that into your fat head?"
"Why won't you go out with me?"
"One: you're an arrogant berk. Two: you hex people for no reason. Three: You ask me out so many times that it's really starting to get on my nerves!"
"I'll keep that in mind."
"What?"
"Never mind."
"James, can I ask you something?"
"You just did."
"No, besides that."
"Fire away, Lily."
"Why are you being so polite and nice to me this year?"
"Because I knew I was annoying you, and I just wanted to make you happy. Besides, it's about time I grew up."
"That's sweet. You're sweet."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"…"
"And why have you stopped asking me out?"
"Why, do you want me to ask you out?"
"Stop smirking."
"You're avoiding the question."
"Er… okay."
"What was that?"
"You're smirking again! Stop it! I said okay."
"Alright then. Lily, will you go out with me?"
"I'd like that, James."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"YES! I won the bet! In your face, Moony! I knew they'd be snogging by seventh year!"
"Shut up Padfoot, you ruined the moment."
