This is my first family guy story so be nice

Stewie woke up with a plan in his hands, one to get rid of Lois and destroy the world; he would turn all the vile humans into cows. He would leave the babies to help him care for the cows. When he began his plan he had set up a laser that reflected back to every human but babies.

When he shot the laser he went to the kitchen to see Lois eating the counter in the form as a cow.

"Yes!" yelled Stewie in excitement "now I can use the cows to rule the world and change what is now earth to Stewie world!" as he said this peter came in with no sign of being a cow "hey Stewie how…wow when did we get a cow?" yelled peter as he went to the cow to sit on him" I hear you can ride cows and win contest" explained peter

"Well if this imbecile did not become a cow, and he doesn't know how a rodeo works, then that must mean peter is a baby!"

"No actually your machine backfired and only hit Lois… and Meg" interrupted jonny depp

"Hey your jonny depp… can you... can you be a pirate… be a pirate for a second…come on please…oh this is to good to be true" replied Stewie lowly " anyway…yeah…so, how did you know about my plan?" asked Stewie remembering pirates of the Caribbean

"Well actually there's a sign in your yard that explains your plan in full detail… and I saw a laser beam shoot out oh your house and later go back in."

"oh really?" asked stewie