Zoro X Nami, we all know its never gonna happen but hey! It's a world full of crazy fanfic writers so why not? I always thought it was kinda cute in a way; it may not occur this chapter but just hang in there…
Well, I've decided to take another step further into making the One Piece characters do stuff that they would never do so, well, read on!
IMPORTANT: I have transported all the characters to a time of castles and kings (coughlamecough) into medieval times :P By the way, Luffy isn't a rubber man:-( he is just flexible :P
Jade: I don't own One Piece; I am not trusted to be near it for fear of breaking it.
Nami: This better be fun.
Sanji: I shall be a fearless knight! I will slay the dragons and save Nami-san!
Luffy: Can you eat dragon?
Sanji: I… don't… know… but I suppose if it can be killed it can be eaten…
Ussop: Dragons? Bah! I the almighty king Ussop will not be scared by a few measly dragons!
Zoro: Boo!
Ussop: ARGH! runs away
"Bored, bored, bored" said the young prince as he walked along the top of a high stone wall.
The young prince had removed himself from society the day his mother died, and now his father was dreadfully ill. He had absolutely no friends and no life, not to mention a ridiculous amount of spare time. The city was uneasy about the day when he would take the thrown. But he didn't care, he didn't want to be king, he wanted to be out there in the wild, fighting off savage beasts and living of the land.
The prince laughed out loud as he spotted a ripe apple hanging off the tree below him. He lay flat on top of the wall and reached down as far as he could, it was at his fingertips.
"Master Zoro!" shouted someone from the ground.
In shock, Zoro slipped from the wall, saving himself from a nasty injury by grabbing onto a branch of the apple tree. Despite the calls from below telling him to come down immediately, Zoro looked up and saw the apple above him. Laughing, he swung himself up to the branch and grabbed the apple.
"Catch!" Zoro yelled down to the ground.
But instead of throwing down an apple, he jumped, only to be caught by the man who had just stopped yelling out to him.
"You spoilt little brat, get down yourself next time" said the man.
Zoro grinned "nah" he took a bite from the apple then let himself out of the man's grasp, the apple was bitter so he threw it over his shoulder to the man, "it's much more fun this way," the man fumed, "sheesh, ease up Marc" said Zoro with a laugh.
"You're father has entrusted you to my care, and I will not let him down, so you better behave" scolded Marc "what if I didn't catch you?"
"Feh" Zoro shrugged off the question, "but you did catch me so you didn't let dad down now did you?"
Zoro didn't know why, but he felt stirring up some trouble. Marc slowly turned around to leave, and just as his back was turned Zoro ran at him and jumped on his shoulders then to a tree branch. Looking down Zoro saw Marc was flat on his face, unconscious, sleeping, dead, whatever! Zoro didn't care about it. He climbed back up to the top of the wall.
The young prince looked over to the horizon where he saw the ocean, something about seeing the water made him sleepy. He snapped out of it then looked down. It was a fair 50meters to the hard ground below, but as if Zoro cared, he thrived on risks. Anyway, there was a moat, sure it was a good 5 – 10meters away from the wall, but that was all he needed.
Zoro crouched, ready to jump. He closed his eyes.
"Catch" he whispered, then jumped.
Ussop: I'm terribly ill?
Jade: you're NOT the king Ussop.
Zoro: HA! In your face Sanji, I'M the PRINCE!
Sanji: But the vacancy of "knight" is still free for those without a part :D
Jade: By the way, Marc is made up. Heh heh heh, I CAN CREATE PEOPLE!
Zoro: Oh shutup.
Jade: All of you shutup so I can think of the next chapter…
