Jade: I don't own one piece!
Zoro: You don't own anything, you live in a cardboard box.
Jade: Watch what ur saying, I AM writing this story and u COULD die…
Zoro: 0.0
Ussop: You wouldn't do it, you're too in love with Zoro to kill him off.
Sanji: Jade-san! You're supposed to love me!
Zoro: No one loves you, you love cook.
Jade: I DON'T LOVE ANY OF YOU! Except for Shanks…
Luffy: O.o


The ground was coming up hard and fast, Zoro wrapped his arms around his knees and kept his eyes shut. Before he could even begin to regret the jump he hit the water of the moat. Zoro surfaced, gasping for air, clean air. How on earth was he supposed to no that the moat was a dumping ground for shit and piss?

He scrambled as fast as he could through the sewage, which was rather difficult seeing as the filthy liquid was thicker than year-old custard. Grabbing on to a low hanging branch, Zoro pulled himself out of the disgusting mess. With a huge sigh, he rolled over onto his back, closed his eyes again, and pretended he wasn't covered with whatever the hell was in the moat.

"You stink REEEEEEEALY bad" said a loud voice.

Zoro sat up quickly, wide-eyed. He moved back a bit to lean his back against a tree trunk. Cautiously eyeing his surroundings for the person who just spoke.

"But that was one hellova cannonball" said the voice again.

A young boy swung in front of Zoro so they were face to face, even though the boy was upside down, hanging from a branch by his toes. He had one hand on his hip and the other on his head holding a straw hat to his head. Zoro pushed himself backwards in shock only to ram himself against the tree.

"Who the HELL do you think you are!" said Zoro, rather angry at being caught off guard, "you DARE talk to a prince! You PEASANT!"

The boy stuck out his bottom lip. Flipped skilfully off the tree into a cross-legged position facing Zoro, then crossed his arms.

"Hrumph" said the kid with the straw hat, staring directly into Zoro's eyes, making the prince a little uneasy.

"Who are you?" said Zoro with immense curiosity.

No answer came.

"WELL!" The stranger just continued to stare. So Zoro threw a well aimed punch into his face. "ANSWER ME!" yelled a very frustrated prince.

The peasant fell onto his back, then rolled his eyes before sitting back up.

"You get angry when I talk to you and you get angry when I don't" he said, "anyway, I'm Monkey D Luffy, just call me Luffy. One day I'm gonna kill a the biggest dragon everand become famous, then I'll become a king!"

"You don't wanna be a king... ?... there's no such thing as dragons" Thought Zoro.

Zoro looked down at his fine garments that were now covered in sewage, it was a splendid pale green suit with large white frills along the edges, now it was all kinda brown, and… yellow…

"Come with me" said Luffy grabbing one of Zoro's sludge covered arms and pulling him deep into the forest.


Jade: Dam I have the worst habit of stopping a chapter just when something else starts…
Luffy: Yay I'm a peasant! … What is a peasant?
Ussop: It's a type of bird.
Luffy: O.o
Jade: No, a PEASANT not a PHEASANT... oh look it up...