Jade: SHAME! I only just figured out how to check my reviews… oh and thanks to all my reviewers, all of the 8 reviews were good for appetisers! And HI Mirathin! Half of the reviews are from you!
Zoro: Jade doesn't own One Piece.
Jade: -cries in corner-
Luffy led the way through the thick of trees and scrub the best he could while holding onto Sanji's possessions. Sanji trailed close behind Luffy stepping over any tree roots or low hanging branches with his long legs, easily keeping up. In no time they both reached the camp where Ussop was out trying to start up a fire to cook breakfast. Sanji didn't see that there was anywhere that he could shelter so he freaked.
"WHERE THE HELL IS THIS!" Sanji shouted at Luffy, he didn't seem too impressed by the location.
Luffy completely ignored the shouting in his ear, "that's Ussop" he said.
Ussop didn't even look up; he was concentrating really hard on starting the fire.
"You can't expect me to stay in the middle of nowhere," Sanji said, trying to be reasonable, "its ages from civilization, there is nothing here except for you and Ussop and there isn't even a place to shelter."
"The view is alright though," said Luffy, one hand on his hip the other on his hat.
By this Luffy meant the numerous trees and that weird purple fungus growing on a rotting log that added colour to the area.
"THE VIEW?" Sanji began to lose his cool.
"What's all the commotion out here?" said Nami stepping out of the hidden cave entrance.
Sanji's eye turned into a heart, "the view is just dandy, how long should I stay? One year? Two? Forever?"
Sanji ran over to Nami, kneeling on one knee he began to confess his feelings.
"Never before have by eyes been graced by such a beauty" he took hold of her hand, "a million breath-taking sights could not even add to a tenth of your smile alone, a million deaths I would die just to have you grace me again with your voice. Oh beautiful lady, so mysterious is the depths of your eyes and so soft is your skin, for all of eternity I would devote to you, please now bless me with the knowledge of your name!" Sanji rambled off as his heart eye throbbed.
(Jade: it was really hard to think of all that sap, phew!)
"Oh how sweet! … I'm Nami" she pulled her hand away from Sanji's grasp and clutched her stomach, "I am, ever so hungry" she said to the gullible newcomer.
Sanji jumped up, "then I will make the most wonderful dish for you to taste!"
Sanji ran over to the fireplace and pushed an exasperated Ussop out of the way. The fire was lit in no time; soon enough, an enormous breakfast was prepared. And Nami was waited on hand and foot by Sanji. Eventually Zoro emerged from his long sleep in, stretching as he yawned.
Sanji looked over at him, "mornin moss-head" he said, not knowing what else to call him.
Zoro stopped mid-stretch and glared at the tall blonde stranger, "who the hell are you?"
"I am Sanji," he said as he stood up to his full height, Zoro placed a hand on his swords.
"He's a part of our gang now" said Luffy through a mouthful of food.
Zoro continued to glare at Sanji, "is that right…"
"That's right" Sanji growled, "got a problem with it?"
"Not at all" Zoro grinned, "tell me, how did you come across this camp?"
"I could ask you the same question" Sanji retorted.
"I just happen to be a prince."
"Is that so, well then, what the hell are you doing here!" said Sanji.
"I could ask you the same question" Zoro copied.
"I'm a drifter" it was said with a hint of pride.
Zoro broke his stare to see a huge meal set out. He completely forgot his argument and began to dig in, Sanji didn't forget though.
When everyone was finished, Sanji packed up.
"Dammit" he said, "I'm out of oregano and cinnamon," silence, "and meat" Luffy's jaw dropped-GASP-, "someone's going to have to show me the way in town to get some, but I don't have any money to buy it with."
A desperate Luffy shouted, "NAAAAAAAAMMMIIIIIIIII!" he pulled on her arm, "you HAVE to give Sanji some money for FOOOOOD!"
"Well I suppose I could spare a couple of beli" she began, "but I'm coming too; I want to supervise the use of my money."
Zoro wasn't about to let Nami go off with a guy who was obviously in love with her.
"I'll come too," Sanji glared at Zoro for saying this, "it gets boring around here."
"I WANNA COME TOO!" Luffy said.
"I'll tag along too," said Ussop, "it can be a group trip to town!"
Sanji was pissed, he was about to have a day alone with the oh-so-gorgeous Nami, but that stupid baka Zoro just HAD to open his trap and say something.
Jade: Sorry about any mistakes, I try and write it quickly so I don't sleep in and miss One Piece in the morning; alarm clocks do nothing for me.
Zoro: hey Jade?
Jade: What?
Zoro: What is with the spelling of my name? Zoro or Zolo?
Jade: Zoro was your original name before those '4kids' jockstraps changed it to Zolo.
Zoro: oh…
Sanji: HOLD IT! This chapter says I'm proud of being a drifter! How is that possible?
Review please! (Hope that bit of a convosation I had with Zoro explained to anyone who was in the dark about Zoro/Zolo, about the whole spelling issue)
OI! 4KIDS! If u r reading this (unlikely) then u heard me right! U R ALL JOCKSTRAPS! … or skidmarks, ewy!
