The Life of Darkness
Entry Two: Fashion Meeting
Today was absolutely ridiculous. It was the most awful day I think I will ever experience. There was nothing about today that I did like. Starting from when I woke up to as I'm writing this now. See? That's how bad it was. It was just terrible. Of course, some of the others completely loved today but, you know, they're stupid so they have reason. So how was today exactly terrible and awful and excruciatingly painful to my mind? I'll tell you how.
I woke up and went down to our special "Dark" Mess Hall/Cafeteria thing to get some breakfast. Everyone else was already up and so I went over and sat with Axel to get some grub. Things were fine and everything was dandy up until I got my breakfast. I got some toast and fruit and eggs and sau-
OMG! Dude. My toast was burnt. It was burnt. And not just burnt, no, it was BURNT. Like…Axel!worthy burnt. At first, I accused Axel of doing this as some sort of joke but then I figured out that the toaster must be all weird and working improperly or whatever. So I didn't have any toast this morning because it was burnt. To make my breakfast extravaganza even better…Demyx came bouncing—yes, bouncing—up to us. Usually things are fun but…kind of annoying with Demyx. This morning I just wanted to stab him in the eye with my fork.
He had to come up and remind us of that "mandatory" fashion meeting that Xemnas had planned after his little story. Axel didn't seem so upset with it and it confused me. This fashion meeting sounded—and ended up being—absolutely ridiculous! There was no point to it and I'd like to stab Xemnas with my knife and fork. Sure, there were some amusing parts at the fashion meeting but mostly it was just the lamest thing I had ever been to. And you thought us Organization members were cool. Yeah, well, you're wrong. Come live at the castle for a day and you'll find out how cool we really are.
So after breakfast, everyone left for the fashion meeting. Once we were there, Xemnas proceeded with this long-ass lecture on how we're too bleak and boring with our simple black cloaks. "We need something more," he said. "We need something different," he said. "We need something creative," he said. "We need…color." He said.
And so what did we get?
COLOR.
Xemnas went to the trouble of finding us all new, identical cloaks…except we each got our own color. I think mine's the worst. Xemnas gave me an orange cloak. He claimed all the others colors were taken and I think that's bull. Just because I'm the youngest, does not mean you can pick on me! Hmph. They'll see. They will all see.
But I mean…some of the other members just look ridiculous in their new cloaks. Let's see…Xemnas got to keep his black cloak (what an asshole); Xigbar got a purple cloak (it totally suits him, too); Xaldin got a green cloak (no comment); Vexen got a silver cloak (because he thinks he's so cool with his silver); Lexaeus got a maroon/brown cloak (haha, that loser); Zexion got this icy blue cloak (to match his hair, Xemnas claims); Saïx got a white cloak (because he controls the moon, oh no); Axel got a red cloak (hm, I wonder why); Demyx got a blue cloak (I bet he wants some for all his clones now, too); Luxord got a gold cloak (he thinks it's a sign from the gambling gods); Marluxia got a pink cloak (glad I'm not him); Larxene got a yellow cloak (she claims to have wanted the pink); and let's not go back to me.
So I guess you could say part of the day was entertaining. I mean, you should have seen some of their reactions! It was classic! Saïx didn't seem too eager about the idea and I was afraid he was going to go berserk for a minute but he didn't luckily. That wouldn't have been good. He probably would have destroyed the new cloaks and you can just imagine Xemnas' reaction if all the trouble he went through was destroyed. But it didn't happen and so we can be happy once more.
Larxene actually seemed giddy about the idea (despite the fact that she wanted the pink one) and acted all girly. It was sort of scary, to tell you the truth.
But you know what? Enough on this new "fashion" meeting. Now we're all distinguishable. Isn't that just wonderful? Even if Luxord walks around with his hood up, we'll still know it's him. Unless, of course….ooh, this gives me an idea. I'll have to go plot with someone tomorrow. Hah! Your plan will backfire on you, Xemnas! Even though…this wasn't your plan and I'm not really backfiring anything…oh whatever! I can trick some of the members and that's always exciting. See? I can be all evil and Organization-y. And they all say I can't. Hmph.
So anyway, for the rest of the day, Demyx ran around with his sitar pretending he was the lead singer of that band he likes. Oh, what's their name? Uhm…Uh. Oh yeah! Water Clones! Man, what a lame name for a band. I wonder why Demyx likes them so much. Oh well.
So Demyx ran around acting like an idiot (as per usual) and things were just going wonderful. I tried to escape but Zexion, being that schemer he was caught me and told me that Xemnas needed to see me. Oh boy.
Turns out our faithful and amazing leader got news of my not being so keen on the new cloaks. I just told him that there were some creative differences. He bought it of course and told me that we could add glitter to my cloak. Wonderful, huh? I got out of there as fast as I could. I once more tried to escape to my room but ran into Demyx and he insisted on playing a song for me from that band. Their music isn't half bad. Oh well. They're not worth my time, anyway.
I was stopped by Larxene after that who wanted to "experiment" and I quickly escaped from that disaster waiting to happen. Eventually, though, I got back to my room and here I am typing this for you all. See? I can also be a good guy. These people just underestimate me, of course. They think they're all cool because they're not Number XIII. Pft. Whatever. I don't need them. Aw, crap. Someone's at the door. I'll have to write more later. Have fun (with whatever it is that you people do).
:Number XIII, Roxas:
1234 Happiness Way
The World That Never Was
Mood: Annoyed
Haha. I hoped you all liked the second entry! And the third entry will be up with this one as well and I have a plan for the fourth one, so that should be up soon as well. I've added a mood thing at the end just for fun. Hope it's good. My friends are randomly giving me these ideas and so I might get some ideas if any of you randomly mention something funny in a review or something. I'm also thinking of making a chapter after every entry of comments by other members to the previous entry (sort of like a LiveJournal thing). Tell me what you think of that and I might start doing that.
And since I forgot it in the first entry…
Disclaimer! I do not own Kingdom Hearts II, Organization XIII, any members of Organization XII, or anything like that.
