Disclaimer: No own Naruto, but I do own Kouji and Lord Nazumi-sama.
Warning: To be blunt it's a yaoi, if you don't like then don't read!
A/N: Sorry about the updates! I keep forgetting when I uploaded the last chap. My bad, and I also forget to put all this shit in. Now what can I say about this chapter?... Well it's totally different then the one that was in my journal. This is my third time writing it and so far it's the best one yet! I added and took out a lot of shit i will also be doing this with my other chapters coming up! Well I hope ya'll enjoy!
Chapter Three (day 4)
For ten minutes I sit listening to them talking about the festival coming up.
-Naruto POV-Oh, yeah, Thanksgiving is coming up!
-Kyuubi- You sound excited kit. Why, you've never celebrated it before.
-Naruto POV-I know, but Sasuke and I were gonna… never mind.
-Narrator-Finally the Hokage looks at Naruto and speaks to him.
"So Naruto, ho-"
"It's Oturan now sir. I changed it for the new village." Naruto said rudely interrupting the Hokage.
"So… Oturan, how have you been lately?" the Hokage asked kindly.
"I've been better sir. I like how you decorated this room, it's… nice."
"Sasuke said about the same. Speaking of him, I see you've already packed."
"Yes sir, I went straight to my house-well I stopped at the barbershop, then went and packed.
"So that explains the new look."
"Yeah you like it?" Naruto asked excitedly.
"A little, I just don't see why you're going through all this trouble to get back at Sasuke. I mean why not stay here?" he asked Oturan (a/n: from now on I'm calling Naruto from his new name, I'm sorry if that confuses some of you) while lighting his pipe.
"Because sir that teme tried to fuckin' kill me! Thankfully he didn't succeed cuz' not it's my turn. I'm going to kill him and prove to myself and everyone that I'm strong enough to take down a Uchiha! Who gives a fuck if he's the last surviving member of his clan? What the hell ever happened to his brother? The point is… I'm taking back my revenge on that sonofabitch! And besides no one here likes me as it is." Oturan says very hurriedly making spit go everywhere.
"Of course there are Oturan." Iruka says stepping into the conversation finally.
"Yeah? Name five."
"Me, Kakashi, Hokage-sama, Sakura-"
"Hey, that slut doesn't count! She's never once cared for me! With that whore it's always been about Sasuke." Oturan said mocking her.
"Well…um…there's…Archie! And, and, and…" his voice trailed off as he couldn't think of a fifth person.
"See I told you! Not even five people out of like… seven hundred care about me! Do you know what that means?"
Iruka and the Hokage-sama were silent as stars.
"It means that I'm not wanted. …It means… (sniff) that no one wants me." Oturan said collapsing down onto his knees.
Iruka rushed over to him and rests Oturan's head on his shoulder.
"Iruka I think this meeting can stop now. Er… Oturan, do you have anywhere to stay tonight?"
"Huh, I thought (sniff) that I was (sniff) leaving tonight." He said between sobs.
"Heavens no! I'm not sending you or anyone out into that forest at night! You'll have to stay at your place till morning."
"Can't, I left the key inside and I am not (sniff) going back in there!"
"Well then… Iruka can you take him tonight?"
"Nope, I would if I could, but there's no room in my place"
"Well, what about… Kakashi?"
Iruka and Oturan looked up at him in horror.
"You want to send me over to Icha Icha Hentai's house!" Oturan asked bewildered.
"It's the only other option. I can't let you stay here, this is an office building and not a hotel. Plus… I want to sleep in my own bed, I'm old, going senile, and am cranky if I don't sleep right!"
"Ok fine, I'll head over there." Oturan said with a sigh.
He waves Iruka and Hokage-sama goodbye and starts off towards Kakashi's place.
"At least it's only for tonight. How much worse could things possibly-" just then Oturan's words were drowned out by the sound of thunder and the pitter patter of rain hitting the ground.
"Well isn't this just FUCKING PERFECT!" he shouted while now sprinting down the street.
Fire Shadow Village (earlier that day)
-Sasuke-I wake up to a pounding. At first I think its rain or something, but it's not. I groan and sleepily rise to my feet and off of the dreaded couch. The pounding continues only with a voice this time. An annoyed look is now on my face as I realize someone has woken me from my sleep.
But with a sigh I say "Tis only someone rapping on my door, tis that and nothing more." (a/n: do any of you know what famous poet wrote that line?)
I shuffle over to it scowling. Opening the door I come face to face with a woman. Not just any woman, this one was dressed in a very finely made authentic label. She's probably a Jehovah's witness. I slam the door shut and start to turn. Then I hear the lady talking.
"Sasuke? Sasuke, you didn't show up so I decided to come over and discuss things with you." The lady says through the door.
"Who is this woman," I whisper to myself. "Just a sec." I open the door again and then run down the hallway looking for the bathroom.
"Make yourself at home I'll be right out!" I shout so she can hear me.
I soon return and sit on the couch and face across from her.
"State your name and business. I'm tired so lets make this fast!" I snap angrily while rubbing my eyes.
"Yes, well… If you can't tell," she straightens herself out. "I'm Lord Raikage. Call me Nazumi-sama, Lord Raikage is so… serious!"
I take a few seconds to register what I just heard.
"I apologize for not realizing sooner who you were. See I was asleep and am still kinda tired."
"Well I am very sorry for disturbing your slumber, but we have matters to discuss."
"Such as…"
"For starters, let me just say that I'm deeply sorry for what you had to do."
"You… you know about that?" I ask now in a stupor.
"Yes, but that matters not now. You see I'm not very judgmental, if you disturb me or my work I will snap at you a little though. Besides that you can pretty much just run around free! There are some very cute young ladies here and-"
"I'm really… not into chicks that much… I'm more of a…" my voice trails off as I can't find anything else to say.
"Oh that's right. Please excuse my forgetful mind. The old age is catching up with me."
I widen my eyes a little so they are no longer slits and notice that she is indeed quite old. Wrinkles assume positions on her cheek bones and forehead. I also notice that see is blushing."
"Yeah… well we grow old some time." I say laughing fake.
"Now down to the matters at hand. You graduated from your old academy I assume?" she asks pulling out a slip of paper from her purse.
"Wha? Oh umm… yes I did."
"Kay, and you'll be receiving a new hitai-ate within the next week."
"Alright."
"And just so you know there is to be no underage drinking, smoking, or dealing or buying of drugs."
"Yes ma'ma- er… Nazumi-sama."
"I think that about sums all that up, now if you'll follow me I will give you a small tour of your neighborhood." Nazumi-sama says getting up.
I too get up and stretch. At the door we both put on our shoes and walk out into the shining sun. I squint my eyes as the brightness of the sun hurts my eyes. I curse myself as I step off the porch and wait for my eyes to adjust. We begin walking down the street and then take a right. In the distance I see five people playing a game in the middle of the street. Seeing a ball in one of their hands I notice that they're playing basketball.
As we walk closer I watch them pass the ball around. One of them notices us and stops. His friend tackles him and the ball comes flying in our direction. I catch it a few inches in front of Nazumi-sama's face.
"Oh, Sasuke don't be such a showoff," She hisses at me as I smirk. None of these boys are hardly worth the effort. Oh wait! Except for the one who dropped the ball. His name's Kouji. He's the only one that I know of that likes guys too."
"Really… how interesting." I say perking up.
The one that was knocked down and brushes himself off. He's now walking towards us. He seems to have his eyes on me and my smirk turns into a small smile. Suddenly there is a ping at my heart.
-Sasuke POV-What the hell am I doing! I can't be letting myself start dating again this fast! Ohhh, but he's soooooo fine! No! I'll wait about oh lets say… a day? Yeah that sounds good.
-Sasuke-As he approaches I notice he looks A LOT cuter up close. I slowly shake my head and then stare at him. He's wearing a pink Abercrombie shirt that is tight on him. I can see his nipples poking through kind of. His jeans are baggy, dark blue Nautica's. Around his neck is a small platinum cross. On his left arm there are three wristbands, and on his right arm there are two gel bracelets.(1)
"Hey, did you lose somethin'" I ask sarcastically.
He steps closer and says: "No I just wanted to see who the new kid on the block was." He says smirking and replying back sarcastically too.
"My name's Uchiha Sasuke."
"And my name is-"
"Kouji." I say finishing his sentence for him.
"Yeah how'd you… Nazumi-sama!" He leans in close to her and whispers in her ear. "Is he… ya know."
"Yes I am. And I hope we can be friends, maybe more?" I ask putting on my cute face.
"Hey, keep it down they don't know." Kouji says pointing over his shoulder.
"Really, well if you're with me, then they will."
"Some ones sure of themselves."
"Weren't you the one checkin' me out?"
"You were too!"
"After you started."
We glare at each other and then he begins to laugh.
"Dude you got issues." I say with a tiny smirk.
-Sasuke-This guy's funny. He reminds me of Naruto a little bit. Except… he still doesn't compare to him. I don't think anyone can. What the fuck am I sayin'! This guy is probably the sexiest person in this village. I'll find a way to make this work.
"Yo Kouj! Hurry the fuck up we ain't got all day! The sun's about to set man, get your slow ass back here!" One of Kouji's buddies shouts off in the distance.
"Yeah, stop your flirting and gay ass homo shit and come play some b-ball!" Another one says.
"Well… I gotta get back to them." Kouji says sighing and taking the ball.
"Why bother? If they spout out shit like that what's the point of hanging around them? I say fuck them and come kick it with me." I say holding out my hand.
Nazumi-sama clears her throat to announce that she is still here. I withdraw my hand sadly.
"Maybe next time man. I'm actually still busy. We should hang out tomorrow though."
"Kay, my house is the black one two streets over from here." He says turning around and walking back.
"Black?" I say out loud.
"…Umm Sasuke. I don't think now is the appropriate time to bring that up," Lord Nazumi-sama says putting her arm around my shoulder. "Why not wait a while before bringin' that up?"
"Kay…" I say wondering what this is all about. "How old is Kouji?"
"He's your age. Fifteen. Ah, you boys grow up so fast these days." Nazumi-sama says snickering.
"So true," I sigh back still thinking about my new beau. "Is there anything else we need to go over?"
"Nope, not really. You can head back now if you want and get some more sleep."
"That sounds like the perfect thing to do right now. I'll see you around Lord Raikage."
"Don't be so formal!" She then disappears in a puff of smoke.
"Just like Kakashi." I scoff.
After arriving at my house I enter and realize how empty my place is. The sun's setting outside and my stomach growls. I'll worry about the furniture issue tomorrow. Now I need some food. Again I go outside and search for a place to eat. I am walking for about eight minutes when I see a ramen bar/grill. Happily I stride towards it. Sitting down on a stool I place my order. Miso ramen. Naruto's favorite.
I don't know why I said that kind. My mouth just moved on its own and produced the words. I shrug it off and wait. The cook comes up to me and tries to make conversation.
"So you're new here, huh? Well this is the first time that we've… blah…blah…blah."
As politely as I can I ask him to not bother me. I tell him I'm not feeling well enough for a conversation. He goes back to check on the food and brings it out to me. Hungrily I wolf down the food and ask for more. Licking my lips brings back a familiar sensation.
-Sasuke POV-Great. Now I taste like the guy like the guy I'm supposed to be forgetting about! Heh, this always was his favorite though. Just about every time we kissed he tasted like Miso ramen.
-Sasuke-The cook comes back again and I eat all the food again. This time savoring the sweet taste. I thank him and pay. Getting up to leave I can't see straight for a second. I got up too fast, head rush. Walking, I shake my head trying to get my eyes to focus.
Later
On my crappy couch I lay sprawled out trying to get comfortable. So far it isn't going so well. Finally I slowly start to feel my eyelids start to droop down.
-Sasuke POV-Tomorrow I'm gonna go shopping with Kouji. Yeah, that'll be…nice.
Suddenly everything goes black and I am asleep.
Konoha, Kakashi's House
-Oturan-Thunder again strikes down as rain continues to pound on me. Finally arriving at Kakashi's I am soaking wet from head to toe. I bang on the door and yell to try to make some noise that can be heard over the rain and thunder. Kakashi opens the door and stares at me. I jump on him and thank god he's home. My orange jacket is flung to the ground by the door and I let go of him.
"Surprised to see me?" I ask shaking all the water out of my hair by ruffling it.
"Yeah, a little. Want a towel?" He asks blushing.
"Huh, nah, I'm good I'll just…" my voice trails off as I notice that he's in nothing but boxers!
In one of his hands is Icha Icha Paradise volume six!
"Um… did I catch you at a bad time?" I ask blushing now too.
"Kinda, ya see I was in the middle of reading." He says getting even redder.
I look at his body and notice how toned up he is. Like actually notice. His abs… his arms.
He is a very well kept person I now realize. Slowly I move my eyes down his body and stop at his 'area'. I look at it stunned.
"Kakashi-sensei, is that what I think it is?" I say pointing to a really big bulge in his boxers (which were barely hiding it XD) with a shocked look on my face.
"Yeah… like I said, you caught me at a bad time."
"Oh, I'm really sorry for disturbing you but I had no place else to go."
"Don't worry about it. Just so you know… umm… you… l-l-look… real-really c-cu-cute."
-Oturan POV-What's this? Kakashi being nervous? He doesn't even act like this on missions, he must really… LIKE ME! What the fuck! Shit, what am I gonna do?
-Kyuubi-Well, this is your last night in Konoha right?
-Oturan POV-Yeah, so.
-Kyuubi-Well… you should get with him!
-Oturan POV-WHAT? Are you crazy? He's been my sensei for the last two years! I can't have sex with him.
-Kyuubi-Why not? He likes you, it's your last night, and besides… you haven't been laid for like a month! Aren't you just dying to release all that energy and be intimate again?
-Oturan POV-Well…kinda. It would feel real good. Why not, this'll be fun. I'm gonna get the best going away party ever!
-Kyuubi-That's the spirit kit! Go get um' tiger!
"You really think so? Gee, thanks Kakashi. I kinda… like you too." I say perking up and taking my shoes off.
"Do you want to go change?" He asks trying to get soft again.
"Why, there'd be no point if we're going to be intimate." I coo into his ear.
"Ya mean that you-"
"Yep! Come on big boy, lets go back into your room so you can show me what your made of!"
We start to head to the back of the house. Hand in hand and with smiles on our faces. This is gonna be great!
TBC…
A/N: Well what do ya'll think? I know I know it's a kakanaru lemon! But it's a one time thing ok! I just think that they go good together, but after the lemon with Kakashi it's all about KoujixSasuke, KoujixOturan, and SasukexOturan. But not exactly in that order. Now it's time to explain the 1 thing. At my school everyone there that wears one says that if you break it you have to do something sexual. Now I know for a fact that that is the lamest bunch of shit I have ever heard! So that's not what i will be referencing them for in MY story thank you! You don't need bracelets to tell people to do stuff for you. Your feelings will do that. So in here they will mean something dark has happened to you. Let's just say that Naruto (Oturan) and Sasuke pick some up too! OH SPOILER ALERT!remember that peoplez.
God I'm such a romantic!
(sigh) maybe that's why I'm alone...
