Buffy looked at Spike confused. First he was mad at Buffy for staying with Angel, which she could understand, now he was blaming her for Canala and Angel getting together in the first place!
"Now, explain to me again how this is my fault" she said a touch of anger in her voice. "It's quite simple," Spike said, "you never mentioned Angel to her, and therefore, instead of dusting the poofer the first time she laid eyes on him, she went all lovey dovey with 'em" Buffy looked at Spike incredulously. "First off," she said, " you are the one who told me to never mention his name in this house again once we were married. Secound, why would she have dusted him on con tact if I had told her about him?" Spike looked at Buffy. "Isn't is obvious?" He asked. "No daughter of mine would have fell for the like of him had she known all about him, she obviously gets the whole falling for vampire thing from you." Buffy was speechless, then angry. "You are so gonna pay for that." she said. Before slapping him. Now, Spike was mortal, and despite her age, Buffy was still the slayer.
"Ow, that right 'urt" Spike said, his Cockney accent coming through even after all his years away from the mother country. Buffy narrowed her eyes at him. "That's what you get," she replied rather smugly.
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" Sorry, but for god sakes love, I'm 'uman now, right, be a wee more gentle wiv the slaps" Buffy looked at him concerned. "Are you ok?" "Not so bad, just please don't do that again for awhile" Buffy looked at him and smiled, "I won't if you don't act like a jerk again." "I won't luv." Then he said, Hey ,I wasn't bein' a jerk, I was just statin' the bloody facts." Buffy glared at him again. Spike took one look at her and said, "ok, I wan't just please don't 'urt me" Spike said in ,mostly, mock fear.
Buffy's glare softened, this was after all the man she had married, and she did love him, although, after that night with Angel, the thought was in her mind, if Angel had been turned human to, who would she have picked? Of course, she loved Spike, she wanted to be with him forever, didn't she?
(AN) OMG I actually updated Ahhh the world will end, sorry it took so long, but school started and yea, it sucks cause my baby bro is not w/me I miss Bas Wahahahaha! Cries. Ok, I need help. Anyway, review please, I need the niceness, cause I think I'm flunking English, Ahhh. So be kind.
Also, I know the Cockney accent isn't that think, Well on some it is, but anyway, I just wanted Spike to be really thick in this for comedy sake, so I hope I didn't offend anyone. LUV you all HUGS
