I don't own squat.
Baldy Potter was no ordinary wizard. He was bald, as his name so implies. Another abnormality was a small scar on his forehead in the shape of a Christmas tree.
At least, I assume it was on his forehead. It's rather hard to tell where the forehead stops and the crown begins if there is no hair line.
At any rate, Baldy was a brat and lived with his bratty relatives. One day, he found a sign on a door that said: There is no chamber in here. Baldy thought it was stupid to mark nothing and went on his way. One other day, he got mad because he had broken a rule and gotten in trouble for it, even though he had a Christmas tree on his forehead.
At least, I assume it was on his forehead. It's rather hard to tell where the forehead stops and the crown begins if there is no hair line.
At any rate, he got mad and went to find a place to hide, as though that would help things. It just so happened that he was crying and couldn't see that he ran into the door that was marked that it held no chamber. He then rubbed his head and opened the door, still not seeing the sign. Inside was a chamber like none he'd ever seen. It had a carpeted ceiling and smoke detectors on the floor. Baldy dried his tears and used his photographic memory to recall the image he'd seen before entering the chamber in which he stood. After digitally re-mastering his memory, Baldy noticed that the sign had lied and was thus keeping the chamber a secret. He swore never to tell a sole. He then broke his promise by bending over and whispering to his shoe.
