Baldy Potter was no ordinary wizard. By now, we have established that he was a bald brat with a Christmas tree on his forehead.

At least, I assume it was on his forehead; it's rather difficult to tell where the forehead ends and the crown begins in the absence of a hair line.

At any rate, one day he was sent to prison because the one time he didn't break a rule, nobody believed him.

Baldy's cell mate said his name was Goofy White and that he was innocent too. He said, "I knew your father. He was as big a brat as you are, if not bigger."

"Goofy White?" Baldy repeated. "You're the one who killed my father!"

"No, Baldy," said Goofy. "I am your father! Hyuk- hyuk!"

"It's a lie!" Baldy shouted.

Goofy turned crimson. Losing his temper, he exploded... literally.

KABANG!