This story reached 10K views on Wattpad, so I decided to post the special here too
We reached 10K views O_O
Sooo... 10K Special?
Thanks to all those who stayed with this shit from the beginning :)
First some questions you guys asked me -
* Will (Y/N) get his voice back?
No. The closest thing he's getting is telepathy that lasts for 40 minutes.
* Any reference to future chapters?
'?' Yes, it was a reference. OfficialShipButton you fell for it!
* My pronouns
He/him
* Why (Y/N) looks like the unknown god?
This is less related to the story and more to the series. Without spoiling too much, let's just say that the unknow god's copy was the bare minimum required by (Y/N) to exist in Teyvat. His real body is somewhere out there, in Nightmare terror dimension ;) And no. I'm not talking about Night Terror Dimension.
* Why is he using a catalyst?
Most weapons would be hard to use with one arm, I wanted a male catalyst user because there is no in genshin, and need the necromancy for Teppei... or that's what the original plan was... now that we're killing him, I'm going to probably change the plot... a lot
* Will he snap someday because of his powers?
Yes... kinda. I mean... he does get the title 'Nation slaughterer' in my second book, but I have no idea which nation to kill yet. I was going to have him fight the entire Shogun's Army for 3 days straight so Aether could escape, but things will probably change.
Ever wondered what happens when the author tries to write a crack-fic?
(Y/N) (if he could talk) and Aether's confusing adventures -
Ae : Can you tell me something weird from your world?
Y/N : I once saw a meme. It said "Yo mama, so ugly. Her dildo went limp"
Ae : Da fuk
Y/N : Oh, another one. I don't remember the original but there is an insult that roughly translates to "I'll plant a mango seed in your mother's cunt and fuck your sister under the plant's shade"
Ae : Bro? WTF is wrong with your world!?
Y/N : Boi that ain't even the weirdest shit. Every 100 years our planet tried to kill out species
Ae : Can your world get weirder?
Y/N : We had rule 34 of Lumine and you.
Ae : *Confused screaming*
Y/N : You're part of a gatcha game!
Ae : *Confused screaming intensifies*
Y/N : WE'RE PART OF A FANFIC!
Ae : *Fucking dies*
Author : What the hell did you tell him!?
Y/N : UwU Author-chan wants to talk with me?
Author : Bitch I'm ending this part
Y/N : Wha-
Ae : What's the most cursed thing you ever saw on this 'internet'
Y/N : There was this Venti fanfic where he, for some unknow reasons, said "UwU, my mwikies hurt and my nwiples awre hard"
Ae : Boi I said cursed, not traumatizing
Y/N : Are you challenging me?
Ae : *Softly* Don't
Y/N : T-
[This part has been edited out to prevent our readers from getting traumatized]
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*Fight with Childe*
Childe : Surrender is a valid option
Y/N - Sacred art of shit posting, seventh technique. Sheer Disgust!
Childe : I promise I'll be gentle
Ae : We will never surrender!
Childe : *Hits Y/N lightly as a warning*
Y/N : *Moans* Harder daddy
Childe : Da fuk
Y/N : Scared art of shit posting, second technique. Meme flow!
Childe : *Fucking dies*
*Meeting Ei*
Ei : Exceptions... the enemies of eternity
Y/N : Oh, hey. It's booba blade
Ae : *Fucking dies again*
Y/N : Next you will say, how dare you!
Ei : How dare y- Nani!?
Y/N : You fell for it fool! Thunder cross split attack!
Ei : N-nani! B-Bakana. Kono Ei da! KONO EI DAAAA!
Everyone in Inazuma : What the hell happened here!?
*After getting arrested by Kaeya*
Kaeya : Tell us where Aether and Paimon are!
Y/N : Daga kotowaru!
Kaeya : Nani!?
Y/N : I ain't no snitch. If you think you can get information out of me like this, you can join your disappointment of a dad.
Kaeya : Jokes on you, I was adopted!
Y/N : I know
Kaeya : Hold up
Klee : Big bro Y/N? Can you teach Klee about this new bomb you were talking about the other day?
Y/N : Ok. So the first step is splitting an atom
Ae : Stop right there!
*If people in Teyvat had phones*
Group - Hoes mad
Horny MILF : Aether? Can you help me find the Alice in wonderland book? Klee wants to read the rabbit hole part again.
Better Twin : Sure. I'm coming there.
Barron Bunny : You can find my rabbit hole tonight and come there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Y/N : Amber, this isn't the DM's
Best gurl : And that isn't me!
Better Twin : Hold the fuck up!
Barron Bunny : Amber!? Didn't I lock you outside the room?
Best gurl : Barron Bunny!?
Y/N : When the fuck did your doll become sentient!?
Not Albedo's mom : I shouldn't have taken Lisa's personality as inspiration. Ehe~
*Paimon has entered the chat*
Paimon : EHE TE NANDAYO!
*Paimon has left the chat*
Y/N : Alice, what the fuck!?
Horny MILF : Guys? Why is Aether still not here?
Best gurl : And why is Barron Bunny missing?
Better Twin :elpmeikdnp
Horny MILF : What was that?
Y/N : 'Help me, I got kidnapped'
Not Albedo's mom : How the fuck did you translate that!?
Better Twin : bntyfkm
Best gurl : Translation?
Y/N : 'Barron bunny is trying to fuck me'
Horny MILF : I don't know if I should be concerned about Aether or Y/N
Better Twin : expdrngnw
Y/N : 'I managed to escape, am running now'
Best gurl : Someone help him! I'm trying to stop the bunny.
Y/N : .8usx,jhkxdujfdxhtmxet
Horny MILF : What?
Shorter twin : That either translates to "Help me, I'm dying" or "You're already dead"
Not Albedo's mom : When did you get here!?
Shorter twin : Since your doll was trying to fuck my brother
Y/N : E
Horny MILF: ?
Better Twin : Holy shit! Y/N just fell from a tree and Barron bunny exploded under him
Better Twin : Also, .8usx,jhkxdujfdxhtmxet clearly translates to 'I stubbed my toe'. Lumine, you need to practice harder
Shorter twin : I'm a little out of practice. The amount of cursing and death threats can be easily mistranslated
Horny MILF : Are we just going to ignore the fact that Barron bunny exploded under Y/N!?
Best gurl : The what now!?
Shorter twin : Both of them are fighting now!
Not Albedo's mom : This is going to be bad
Better Twin : Barron Bunny just pulled out a fucking nuke!
Best gurl : The fuck kind of upgrades did you give it!?
Better Twin : Y/N just parried a fucking nuke, and now he's T-posing to assert dominance!
Best gurl : *Confused screaming*
Shorter twin : The unknown god joined the fight!
Not Albedo's mom : *Confused screaming intensifies*
Better Twin : Y/N killed her!
Y/N : *T-posing* Your God is dead and I killed her!
*Y/N has changed his name to 'Friendly Neighborhood GodSlayer'*
*In Inazuma*
Thoma : You have to help the merchants, and I'll take you to the Raiden Shogun.
Y/N : Are you challenging me, mortal?
Aether : This is going to be bad.
Y/N (Flying) : Ei! Get yo NEET ass over here!
Ei : Who the fu- THE ELECTRO ARCHON Raiden Ei GREETS THE SUSTAINER!
Thoma : What the fuck
Y/N : Get out of your puppet, and I'm not the sustainer.
Ei : Y-YOU TRICKED ME! *Punches Y/N*
Y/N : I said. GET OUT OF YOUR PUPPET!
Ei : *Confused screaming*
Aether : It's the Venti situation all over again.
Thoma : AGAIN!?
*Vs Osial*
Y/N : It's over Osial. I have the high ground!
Osial : You underestimate my power.
Xiao (To Aether) : What is your idiot friend trying to do!?
Ae : This is his strongest attack.
Y/N : Sacred art of shit posting, second technique. Meme flow!
Xiao : If he dies, I ain't saving him
Ae : Shut up. You're about to see the power of a god.
Y/N *Drowning Osial in lava while T-posing* : HIGH GROUND SUPREMACY!
Zhongli : *Visible concern*
Xiao : What in the cinnamon toast fuck happened here!?
Y/N : Peepaw?
Zhongli : Y-yes?
Y/N : *Doing his best Sans impression* You're going to have a bad time
Ae : And that, kids. Is how the geo archon was killed.
*Amber hangout*
Y/N : Hey Amber
Amber : Ah! Y/N. Nice to meet you.
Y/N : Just taking a walk near windrise. You?
Amber : Same... Hey Y/N? Can you help me with something?
Y/N : Sure. What is it?
Amber : My...um friend needs advice for dating...
Y/N : OwO
Y/N : Does her name start with A?
Amber : Y-yes?
Y/N *Whispering* : You know... Aether has a crush on someone whose name starts with A. Could they be the same person?
Amber *Still acting like a dork* : W-wait! Aether has a crush on someone!?
Y/N : Yeah. She's a knight of Favonius.
Amber : Which knight of Favonius's name starts with A? There are quite a lot of them. Can you give me another hint? Asking for perfectly scientific reasons.
Y/N : She usually wears red and has a cute bunny-like ribbon on her head.
Amber : Who could that be...
Y/N : Oh! Look, it's Aether.
Amber *Panicking* : W-where!?
Y/N : *Flies away*
Aether : Amber? Were you talking with someone?
Amber : Ye- I mean no.
Aether : You want to go for a small walk?
Amber : Sure :)
Amber : So... I heard you have a crush on someone?
Aether : Ye-N-... yes?
Amber * Sad* : So... who is it? Y/N said it is a knight of Favonius who wears red clothes and a bunny-like ribbon on her head.
Aether *Facepalming* : Who do you think matches the description?
Amber : Klee?
Aether : I'M NOT INTRESTED IN CHILDEREN!
Amber : Who else?
Aether : It's you my stupid bunny.
Amber : Oh, okkkkk... WAIT! ME!?
Aether : Of course it's you.
Amber : Aether?
Aether : Yeah?
Amber : I like you too.
Aether : I know.
Amber : Hold the fuck up
Y/N *Somewhere in the sky* : Mission accomplished :D
(Before this starts - I have no idea about Honkai's storyline. This is just some random things that I thought. Some things are from my multiverse)
(You can ignore this if you want. This is just some random thing I'm typing that's supposed to be related to the series :P)
*Back in our original universe*
*Somewhere in the future in Honkai Star Rail*
Star Rail AI : Project Star Rail is about to launch in T-10 seconds
Asta : This is going to be great.
Himeko : I still think upgrading the Astral Express to teleport outside the imaginary tree's barrier is a bad idea.
Asta : Oh come on. What's the worst that could happen.
Star Rail AI : Outside interference detected. Destroying the imaginary tree's barrier.
Asta : WAIT! You were supposed to teleport outside the barrier. Not break it!
Star Rail AI : Barrier destruction at 20%. Connection with Voice of the world established.
Gepard : What the fuck did you guys do!?
Asta : I don't know! This was supposed to be like Project Ark!
Star Rail AI : Connection with Voice of the world successful. Accessing power from Sea of Quanta.
Himeko : We're all going to die!
Voice of the World : Energy from Sea of Quanta extracted. Star Rail capacity at 600% Excess energy will be used for connection with Voice of the Multiverse (I know. Super original)
Himeko : What is this Voice of the multiverse now!?
Asta : I have no idea.
Star Rail AI : Barrier destruction at 80%. Sea of Quanta's corruption will start spreading now.
Voice of the world : Connection with Voice of the Multiverse successful. Imaginary tree's barrier has been destroyed. Link between [Redacted] and Sea of Quanta established. Corruption will be integrated into the Imaginary tree.
Himeko : It was great knowing you people.
Star Rail AI : Travel between Universes created by the imaginary tree will now be available to individuals outside the barrier.
Himeko : Reality is breaking down! TwT
Suddenly small portals opened near the broken barrier.
? : It feels great to be back
Himeko : Sirin!? Why are you here!?
Voce of the World : Herrcher of the Void, K-423, Sirin is here to take her revenge.
Sirin : Who knew you people destroying the barrier could be so useful?
Another portal opened.
? : You people are still alive?
Voice of the World : Herrscher of the End, Kiana Kaslan is here to end everything.
Kiana : Now there is no barrier, so we can easily go to other universes.
Asta : We're so fucked.
? : Destroy them my children
Someone said as more portal opened, as more Herrchers came out.
Voice of the World : Will of Honkai is here to leave nothing behind.
Suddenly, star-shaped portals started opening.
? : The arrogation of mankind ends now.
Voice of the World : The Sustainer of Heavenly Principles, Asmoday is here to pass judgement.
? : Not so soon
Voice of the World : The Abyss Princess, Lumine and the Abyss Order are here to prevent a disaster.
? : Don't leave us behind Lumi!
Voice of the World : Savior of Teyvat, Aether and all 7 archons are here to provide protection
As the people of Teyvat and The sustainer were getting ready to fight, more portals opened
? : *Screeches*
Voice of the World : Kandar The Destroyer is to test the mettle of mankind
? : Can't you stop screaming!?
Voice of the World : Atanti-ql-Paneu, a Leviathan descendant of The Scarlet King and A'zieb, the fourth Scarlet Bride is here at his master's order. (SCP-682)
? : Show some dignity! You're part of the Undead Legion.
Voice of the World : Khahrahk, Shormaush Urdal, the Scarlet King, is here to regain his powers as an eldritch god
Himeko : Can this get worse?
? : Long time no see, Aether
Voice of the World : The Sustainer of Heavenly Principles, Raphael is here to pass judgement.
Aether : Aren't you supposed to be dead?
? : "Raphael! Get back here!"a voice said in everyone's head
Voice of the World : The god slayer and god of death, (Y/N) Asmoday Tempest is here to gain control.
Aether : Asmoday! You're still alive!
Asmoday(Y/N) : Of course I'm still alive. You missed me?
Aether : I'm going to punch you after this fight, so stay ready.
Will of Honkai : LEAVE NOTHING BEHIND!
Asmoday (Sustainer) : You will be destroyed!
Asmoday(Y/N) : "We'll see that" Undead legion!
Meanwhile people in Honkai : *Confused screaming*
(If you read this, I feel bad for you. Why did I post this here? And why did you waste your time reading something so cringe?)
That's it for the 10K Special(?) Was it special though? I feel like it was somehow worse than the shit I usually write.
