Disclaimer: Joss refuses to see things my way and sell me the rights to it, so I don't own it. Stupid Joss.
Thanxs to Noel for helping me with this little chappy. And for letting me threaten her with Manilow songs.
"Ok, Brit boy," Angelina said to Spike. "since you had such a fricken' problem with the last object I picked out, you get to pick the next one. It can either be this," she said holding up the pink feather duster, "Or it can be these." She said holding up the handcuffs.
Now, it was bad enough in Spike's opinion that his daughter had bought Angel boxers, but that Angel had HANDCUFFS in his house while dating his daughter, well that was simply a no-no .
Oh God, oh God, oh, God, they had sex they slept together, oh god, oh God, oh God. Was the only thing that Buffy thought, she looked fairly green a the idea entered unto her mind.
"Well peroxideo, what's it gonna be?" Angelina asked looking fairly board at the exchange, she wanted to see some action. Little did she know how soon she would get her wish.
"Why do you have handcuffs," Spike finally choked out. Angel briefly smirked, For one blissful moment he thought of all the things he could tell Spike he and Canala had done. None of it was true, of course, but oh, to see Spike's look. Then he remembered Buffy was there, and she could still kick his ass, and he decided to tell the truth.
"They're not mine." Angel said truthfully. "Yeah right." Spike said. "Daddy!" Canala exclaimed, "He's telling the truth." Spike looked at her, "Fine, so who do they belong to then." Angel shrugged, "Ask Canala, she brought them here." Spike looked at his daughter in complete astonishment. Angelina and Jade looked slightly amused, Canala looked pissed at Angel, Angel looked at her apologetically, and Buffy, who had thought for a moment that they might not have got jiggy after all when Angel said the cuffs weren't his, was now back to her 'They slept together, Oh God, oh God', routine.
Canala looked at Spike who's face was turning red, and kinda looked like he was about to explode. That, in Canala's mind, would not be a pretty sight, since she had long since harboured the theory that if her father exploded, peroxide would explode everywhere and, though the bleach looked rather handsome on her father, she really didn't think it would look attractive on her dear Angel.
Canala decided to ease her father's mind and her mother's since she noticed Buffy's face looked at little off-colour. "Look , Angel and I haven't shagged, we haven't touched in naughty places, well except for that one time, but that's not the point, I haven't even given him a blow-job, ok!" Spike didn't look to reassured.
"So, where did you get the handcuffs then?" he asked. Canala sighed "Do you want the truth?" Spike nodded. Canala got a mischievous look in her eye. "I got them from you and mom's room." Jade "Whooped" Spike blushed, Angelina giggled, Canala and Angel smiled at each other, and a completely clueless Buffy said, "I wondered why those handcuffs looked so familiar," before realizing what she had said and blushing.
Finally after the whole fiasco settled down, Spike said, "So why did you steal my handcuffs then?" prompting everyone in the room to blurt out in unison, "SHUT UP ABOUT THE HANDCUFFS" "But, but ,but." Spike stuttered, prompting Angelina to put a hand over his mouth. "Now," she said, "Are you going to be quiet now?" Spike nodded and she released him. "Good former vampire," she said patting Spike on the head. "Now, if you stay good and quiet, I'll give you a cookie." This prompted the occupants of the room to wonder if the guardian was on drugs.
"Now," Angelina said. "since the handcuffs seem to cause such a problem with you people, we're going to designate the feather duster as the magic object, ok?" Everyone nodded, "Good, any questions?" Spike raised his hand. "What?" Angelina asked. "Well," Spike said, "I always knew Angel was a poofer, but why in the name of all that is unholy does he have a pink feather duster?" Angelina just slapped her head. Then Canala raised her hand. "What?" Angelina said looking rather irritated at the whole lot of them.
"Well, to answer dad's question, I just wanted to say that I got the feather duster for Angel." "First boxers now a feather duster , what next?" Spike said then, "Why did you buy him a feather duster?" "Well," Canala said hesitantly looking at Angel, he nodded and she continued. "We were thinking of moving in together."
Ha ha ha ha, Cliffy, well, what do you thing, reviews are cherished and loved and make me feel Happy. Flames will be used to Torture Riley for existing.
