Know Your Stars Naruto

Summary: If you've ever read any other Know Your Stars fanfiction or seen the skit Know Your Stars you'll know what this story is about. For those of you who don't know, Know Your Stars is a skit on All That which gives out false information on the characters of the show.

Dedication: Titi and Tom who are getting me hooked on Naruto

Disclaimer: This is a fanfic. Unless you're illiterate then it's just some designs on a computer screen.

Victim two: Haruno Sakura

Sakura was hot and tired; she had just finished training and trailing Sasuke for half the day. Sakura was also grumpy because Naruto had knocked her over to try to find Ino. Sakura could not imagine why Naruto was so interested in Yamanaka Ino, it's not like she had hair made out of ramen which Sakura figured would be the only reason Naruto would be interested in someone like her.

So hot, tired, and grumpy Haruno Sakura was rather surprised to find a hidden room. Curious, the pink haired girl decided to investigate further and found a near empty room with a chair situated on a stage with a bright light.

Not suspecting a thing Sakura sat down in the chair and was soon greeted with a not very enjoyable experience.

"Know your stars! Know your stars! Know your stars…" A voice exclaimed causing Sakura to jump. "Haruno Sakura her forehead is the size of five billboards." (Thank you Ayi)

Sakura got an angry look on her face. "My forehead is not that big!" She cried.

"Yes it is. You're just in denial. Haruno Sakura, her forehead is so big that one day it will become a continent." (Thank you Dreamin' Demon Daze)

Inner Sakura began to seethe quietly as outer Sakura began a tirade. "My forehead is not that friggin' big you moron! Lay off!"

"Okay." The voice

"Just like that?" Sakura sounds suspicious.

"Well yeah for now. Haruno Sakura, she has a lot of acne and covers it up with thick concealer." ( Thanks Nostalgic Love Letter)

"WHAT! That's really not true, I have good skin! I don't need to wear make-up!"

"Oh really? Then why did I find all these tubes of Benefit Galactic Shield?" A bunch of small concealer pens fall from the ceiling onto Sakura's head.

"Hey where did you get those?" Sakura demanded angrily.

"Your room where else?"

Inner Sakura is about to explode.

"Haruno Sakura, her hair is pink because it's made out of cotton candy!" The voice announces.

"It most certainly is not!" Sakura shouted angrily.

"Yes it is."

"No it's not! If my hair was made out of cotton candy don't you think it would disintegrate when it gets wet?"

"Hmm, let's test that theory." The voice pushed a button and immediately a bucket of water was dumped on Sakura's head. Sakura was soaking wet now, but her hair hadn't disintegrated. "Dammit!"

"See I told you!" Sakura growls angrily as she shivers. Inner Sakura is getting ready to punch someone.

"Fine whatever. Haruno Sakura she hates people with normal sized foreheads because that reminds her that she has a freakishly large forehead." (Again thanks Dreamin' Demon Daze) The voice taunts.

"Shut up about my forehead I thought you were going to just leave it!"

"Sakura she is in therapy because of her huge forehead!"

"That's not true! You're lying!" Inner Sakura looks like she's about to kill someone.

"That's not what your therapist told me!" The voice replies smugly.

"Ooh when I find out who you are I'm going to kick your butt clear across the northern hemisphere."

"Sakura she is extremely violent because of her large forehead!"

"If you say one more thing about my forehead I'm leaving!" Sakura warns.

"Haruno Sakura, she rents out her abnormally sized forehead to companies to advertise on so she can afford concealer."

"That's it!" Sakura runs out of the room.

"And now you know Haruno Sakura- future continent head."

The end Thanks for reading!

Review shout outs: Ayi, PurpleNova823, Dreamin' Demon DAZE, Nostalgic Love Letter, Beetchy bebe, Neko11lover, and Justin Credible.

Next is Uchiha Sasuke. Any suggestions?