If you don't remember whos who in the story go the chapter 1.
Chapter 2
Roast Mutton
The company of dwarves,a wizard, and a hobbit are just got their stuff to set out and stuff.Thorin says"
All right everyone we a-got everything so let's-a go!"
Later in Troll shaws.
Bombur says "Oooh I'm starving.I'm so hungry I could eat a hobbit!"
Kirby er... dam it Bombur looks at Bilbo.Instead of Bilbo he sees a giant steak.
Bilbo who just notices Bombur lookin' at him says" What'cha lookin at Bombur?"
Bombur licks his lips and jumps at Bilbo.
Bilbo says"Oh fu"
Fili says to Kili "Oh crap I'm so hungry I just ate my own shoe!"
Thorin hears that and punches Fili.
Fili still rubbing his head says "Ow-a!Uncle why-a did you-a slap me!"
Thorin says"If you said you-a ate your shoe.Then why is-a your a shoe still there and my shoe is-a missin?"
Fili who notices Thorin is catching up says nervously"Uh...Uh...KILI DID IT!"And runs away leaving Thorin with Kili
Thorin who's crackin his knuckles at starin at Kili and Kili's really nervous says"Uh...Have my shoe?"
Thorin takes his shoe and says"That's better."
Then Thorin and Kili hear a scream.
Both turn around and say "What the-fu"
They see Bilbo halfway inside Bombur's mouth and screaming.
Thorin and Kili say to the Fili"Hey!Get your fat ass over here and help us pull Bilbo out!"
They run to Bombur and start pulling Bilbo out of his mouth.
After that Balin sees a light and says"I see a light everybody!"
Thorin says "Hold on everybody.We need a plan.We don't want to run right to it and get killed.Hm...I a-got it!Bilbo!We'll send Mr Baggins!"
Bilbo who's drooling and sleeping on the baggage pony wakes up hearing that and says "Oh no ya don't!The only way you'll get me to go over there is if you cut off my share of food!"
Thorin says back"Either you go willingly or we'll cut off your food supply.Oh and thanks for your idea!"
Bilbo who just slapped himself said "All right what are we waiting for?"
Thorin says with a grin "Don't cha mean what are you waiting for?"
Bilbo who's pissed but not showing it says "Right!What am I waiting for you stupid mo'fo."
Thorin hears that and says "What was that?"
Bilbo says "Nothing!Nothing ya jackass.Well see ya!"
And Bilbo runs away.
After Bilbo walks and walks and walks he is at the light and sees a fire.Oh and 3 nice trolls who give away free food.
(snicker)
Well really the trolls are deadly and eat everything that has meat in it beside themselves.Bert says"Dam it!I haven't had any man flesh for days."
Tom who agrees with Bert says"Yeah!Why can't we have some meat?"
William says "Shut the fk up! Ya can't just think that some men are gonna come along and say ' Hello.Please eat us.'and then just line themselves up for you to eat them!"
Bilbo watching Bert holding Tom back from beating the crap out of Will says "Ah crap.Well time to go back to the dwarves.But first I'm gonna steal that wallet over there!"
Bilbo who's sneaking over to a randomly placed wallet is singin his own theme song which goes like"Dunh dunh.Dunh dunh dunh dunh.Dunh dunh dunh dunh"
Bilbo steals the wallet,runs away and says"Heh heh heh.Stupid troll-"
Bilbo runs into a wall.
Trolls see Bilbo and pick him up and say "Wow it's the famous link er...I mean whats this thing?"
Young link says pissed being hanged upside-down "I'm a hobbit fool"
Bert slaps him for no reason.
Bilbo says being more pissed"OW!You bastard!"
Then the 13 dwarves pop out of nowhere and cry"Bilbo!"
The trolls who are happy at seeing dwarves say"Dwarves!How ya doin?"
And the trolls give the dwarves food and money because they're actualy really friendly and they were just fooling around with YL.
Bowser comes back and they make camp with the trolls.
