AD: Welcome to Blue Goblins and a confused Demon Hunter!

AD: Just so you know, this is based off a true story (based) and therefore any comments you make are, well, comments (that was pointless). Special Thanks to: bluegoblin3249, and Mike WalrusSlayer

Mike WalrusSlayer was cold. Now that's not unusual except that he lived in a relatively warm area. And this cold was freezing cold, like being locked in a refrigerator for three days. But that's beside the point.

Now what made this (cold) occasion special was that Mike was in Northrend, where he had never been in his life. He vaguely remembered being in his house when three shadowy figures attacked. Since he was a Demon Hunter he SHOULD have been able to fend them off, but apparently one of them had a magic jar of shrinking whomever you want to capture.

Mike's first thought was, "Where am I?" and his second was, "I smell penguins." Penguins? Many of you may be shocked, but the penguins of Northrend were vicious, bloodthirsty warriors and suddenly one hundred of them surrounded Mike.

The penguin which bore the resemblance to a leader (he had more bones and was bigger) stepped forward and said to Mike, "You is on our territory!" Mike looked at the penguin, despite the fact he was blind, and he raised an eyebrow. This enraged the leader penguin for unknown reasons and he screamed like a banshee with a megaphone. The other penguins drew out crudely made spears and a dwarven fishing pole (which is a gun for those who don't know) and they seemed intent on beating Mike to death.

At this moment Mike understood that he was in deep kodo manure. "Nice penguins…" he tried, to no avail. The penguins leapt like ferocious Frostsabre's intent on tearing a furbolg to pieces. "Mommy!" shrieked Mike, forgetting his demon hunter blades still on his arms.

Luckily for Mike, at the moment out of the sky came a Blue Goblin, and it said, "Kill the penguins!" Mike crawled off to hide as hundreds of goblins attacked one hundred penguins. In four seconds thirty penguins were mutilated and laying around dead. The goblins gathered around Mike. And started to bow to him making weird "hoom" sounds. Perhaps Mike's life was about to take a turn for the better. Perhaps.

AD: Not much right now, true, but in time it will evolve and something strange will happen. oh ya, and Mike says hi.