AD: well I got a few more reviews which is good, three more and Mike will certainly have something to say about them.

And so the two armies met at the reserved location, Arthas' Landing Site. Both penguin and goblin were in lines of three by three and singing some type of War Song. The penguins sang: The wheels on the bus go round and round! And the Goblins sang: There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-o. Mike was sober, but with a major hangover.

Just as the sun rose behind the Goblin army, Kled paced forward and said, "Today is the day! The day we have long dayed about in days. I EAT PUPPIES!" Kled said it all in one breath, quite impressive. All the Goblins shouted in unison, "I EAT PUPPIES!" Mike just groaned from his massive headache.

The penguins weren't going to be outdone though. "I EAT KITTENS!" they squawked. Arguably more horrifying than eating puppies but to each his own opinion. And with that the two arms of short warriors charged each other like rabid poodles trying to attack a semi truck.

And they collided like cheesecake hitting a wall, splattering everywhere. Goblins went flying, penguins went sailing, legs were torn off, heads severed, donkeys branded, spear tossed, and general chaos ensued to a greater degree than ever thought possible by all these little devils.

Of course Mike isn't forgotten as you may think now. In fact, he had already burrowed deep in the snow and wasn't coming out for anything (except a bag of skittles). But unfortunately for Mike he was fished out of the snow by Ferj who must have thought him injured, then Ferj kicked him back onto the battlefield. Remember how Mike though he might be brave now? Well I'm glad to say that he was completely wrong. Mike screamed when thirty vicious penguins charged him. Then he activated his immolation (which he forgot he had) and the penguins were barbequed, a miracle move for one like Mike.

But this attracted the attention of one unwanted, the penguin's new leader (who I still haven't named). He looked at Mike, Mike looked at him, he looked back, and Mike looked back, and so on, and so on, and so on, until the leader charged with a giant dagger in his hand. The penguin was obviously out for one thing, Mike's blood. Mike ran, and wet himself, but that's beside the point.

And the leader chased Mike all the way up a huge spire many may know as the Frozen Throne. Mike reached the top first, and was completely shocked by what he saw. Arthas, was having tea and crumpets….with Rexxar. Arthas looked up when Mike entered, "Ummm, its not what you think." he said." Rexxar simply sighed and said, "Common Arthas, the games on, the sentinels vs. the scourge, I heard that Leoric and Barathrum are going up against Gondar and Sven." Arthas nodded and said, "Yes sir, the DotA world cup, nothing like it.

As the two left for the TV, the leader came skidding up the ramp and stopped right in front of Mike. "YOU DIE NOW SKUMMY DEMON HUNTER FOR MURDERING MY BEST FRIENDS LOVER!"

Lets take a moment to reflect, whom has Mike killed that's prominent in this entire odd book? Well he killed the shadowy figure, several penguins, and Ty, the old leader. Perhaps a light bulb appeared over your head just now. Guessed it yet? Well if you haven't its…

Mike swung his demon blade pitifully and it nicked the leaders neck, causing the head to fly off completely. But it wasn't a head, it was a mask, and under the mask was…

We interrupt this chapter for a special report, you are about to be shocked (possibly. That is all, thank you.

Frodo! Yes sir, Frodo Baggins was the enemy all along. "So you know who I am, big deal," said Frodo. He raised his dagger (Sting obviously) and said, "Have you guessed? Harry was my friend and his lover was…wait, you didn't kill Ginny, I must be going after the wrong person." Frodo seemed confused, but then he shrugged, "Oh well, I better kill you to make sure no one finds out who I really am." And Frodo raised his sword and was about to cut off Mike's head when a strange portal opened up.

And what came through? I shouldn't tell you, but I will. Zerglings and Hydralisks. "Frodo," one said, " your time is up, you took too long now you come with us." And with that they drug Frodo through the portal. "Son of a Monkey," Frodo sighed. And then the portal closed. "Hooray!" shouted Mike, "My first line in this chapter and I'm still alive!" And then Mike burst into dance and you know what male Night Elves do for a dance. Out of a near by door Arthas' voice drifted, "O ya! Killing Spree already! you owe me thirteen crumpets Rexxar!"

AD: finally that evil chapter is over, I've been wanting to get Frodo in the spot light for a long time.

Mike: Review response time!

Mike: To mom: uhhhh….that is a strange thing to name YOURSELF, well you may have noticed that the word was only a one time thing, because you asked for it, and I hope you review again because reviews are tasty with ketchup. To random reviewer: I cheer for you. To Insane RedHead: scary eh? Well now I, Mike, am highly offended. But as for me surviving, I have a four-leaf clover in my shoe. And Harry, well more gruesome would certainly have worked such as a fountain of blood spurting from his chest while the penguins gnawed on his neck bones?

AD: Mike, your an idiot.