AD: well this is it! My final chapter and Mike and his book can lay down to rest.

Mike: you need to write a sequel…

The war was over. Those lucky goblins won and the penguins were all being roasted and eaten in a feast of unimaginable magnitude. Many of Northrend's native inhabitants had shown up to celebrate the downfall of the penguin kingdom. Including: Blue Dragons, Yeti's, Undead, Arthas and Rexxar (with crumpets still), and of course the Blue Goblins themselves.

As for Mike, he was currently in the Kled's igloo with Ferj, and those two were filling him on the real reason the war started….

"You mean to say that this war was started on the whim of two blood-thirsty races beating each other to death simply to eat them?" asked Mike. Kled looked at Mike like he was crazy and said, "How didn't you realize that? We have been talking lots about feasting on flesh of flightless bird and yet you no know that we start war cause that?" Mike shook his head in a confused manner. Ferj spook up then, "It not matter Mike, the abominations of Port Royal-pain-in-the-butt are going to give you a ride back to Kal-in-Door." Mike sighed, "For the last time, it's Kalimdor, not Kal-in-Door." Kled shook his head and then looked at Mike. "Me tell you real reason for start of war, me allergic to penguins." Even Ferj looked shocked. "What!" screamed Mike, "Then how do you eat penguins?" Kled shrugged, "No clue." Ferj looked thoughtful, "So this why you have spaz attack?" he asked. Kled nodded. Kled seemed greatly pleased when he next spoke, "We make big statue of Mike, of lead (Mike cringed at the mention of lead) and put title that say, "We Goblins owe great thanks to Mike WalrusSlayer!"

Two days later Mike was on the undead cruise ship. "Where you want go?" asked the abomination. "Meh, maybe Darnassus, or Stormwind, maybe I can visit Zin'Aszhari." Mike thought for a few moments more before saying, "I want to go to Orgrimmar!" The abomination rolled its eyes but said, "To Orgrimmar!" And with that the boat carrying a legend among Blue Goblins sailed off on a course for Durotar.

End

But it's not quite the end actually….

Below Ice Crown Glacier in the secret WAM headquarters….

"It would seem Mike escaped our wrath, and killed our dark shadowy agent with his stupid Star Wars joke." said Shadowy Figure #1. Shadowy Figure #2 shrugged, "It doesn't matter, he's going to Orgrimmar and he will certainly die there." "Of course…" said Shadowy Figure #1. "For we are WAM." With that out of the shadowy shadows walked (swum actually) ninety Walrus.' "We are Walrus' against Mike, WAM!" they all chanted, "We will not fail again."

Mike: I knew it! It was the stupid Walrus' who captured me!

AD: no duh, but this almost leaves this in the position for a sequel.

Mike: sigh, What, Mike goes to Orgrimmar? And has to evade WAM and it's evil agents?

AD: hmmm sounds promising (grins evilly).

Mike: ulp, well now that this is done, all you who have read this and just plain dislike it, I don't blame you, but AD does.

AD: he's got that opposite, I don't blame you, but Mike is often heard crying in his room.

Mike: All right you wimpy author, bring it on! (Eye of the Tiger plays)