Destruction, USA!

The rookie nine were busy training because if they didn't they would be feed to the monster under the bed. Everyone was scared of him and look up girls skirts when the shopping. Naruto was being very stupid and try to eat shoe. Sasuke was being emo and Sakura was drowning in the river thated none see. The rest were having a hotdog eating toss. Then they heard a bang. Then another and the hole villager was exploding around them.

Sasuke said "…."

Naruto said "ramen."

Sakura said "blub."

The Hokage said "Kamehameha," as he stood on desk but he didn't have those powers and exploded.

The rookie nine heard a scream like a lot of bansheeses. Then abot 200 men with all green on with metal buggys with the shaft on them that fire came out of the shaft and where it aimed it explode. One was holding a red, white, and blue flag and all of them have guns. It was the United States army! Off coarse the rookie nine didn't know what a gun was because they did knot have car or from the south.

They started to run exept Shikamaru because it was drag and had head blown off by nuclear sub that ran over sakura in river and sharks ate her body but threw it up beacause it was to much money and stormed out of the resturant.

Naruto said "we need to brainstorm."

Sasuke said "lets cut are wrists and scream like the ghost and eat there liverz."

He got punched in face by Ino because she needed the exercise because she had gotten fat. Naruto punched Sasuke below the belt for being stupid.

MEANWHILE!

Pvt. Jake was hunry and wanted a creamsicle but was in a battle so he couldn't because ninjas, NO super ninjas were attacking. IT was easy though because bullts went threw ninjas because it was the weakness. Kakashi used his weird eye to copy the armys attacks. He justed stood their shoting a imaginary gun like a newb.

Kakashi said "ned healz plese. A girlz lets cyber."

Pvt. Jake took his colt and walked up to copy ninja.

He said "STOP KOPYING ME." And shot him in the face.

Everyone was to lazy so it was up to Naruto and that fox thing. He used the shadow clone thing and ran at the army. Back to the rest of the rookies they were playing truth or dare and the fat boy was dared to kiss Ino the other fat one. Everyone was like "EEEWWWWW," he is going to do it!1111! They herd someone shout "GRENADE" and a metal ball fell into the middle of the them. They gave it to Sasuke and ran like hell. They heard a scream and a boom. To the rookies it was a victory.

Back to Naruto he did not expect them to have machenie guns and his clones were completely dead. Then that Zombie from Resident Evil grabed Naruto and crushed him with his mind. That part was only a Dream but he then was trample by the soldgier.

The remaning rookie nine was siting in the destroyed comic book store when they heard cannon. Fire. The penguin shoted "Artillery Barage" and blew up. When it was over only Hinata was left. They army didn't see here as much as a threat and just stuffed a grenade in her mouth and her head ASSPLODES.

All seemed lost then Gaara team showed up. The totally destroyed any soldgier in their way. Even some guy from first class named cloud. The soldgiers retreated and Gaara and his team celebrated then they heard a whistling sound. They looked up.

Far away an atom bomb can be seen in the distance as General Jiraiya smiled. He was temted by the Marilyn Monroe to destroy the village. But she was really a fish robot. He used Tsunade head as a hat and her body for something else.

THE END?