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Coconutter: Well here is the fic! Finally I decided to upload the story!

Minicroc: She was just too lazy to do it before…

Coconutter: Shut up!

The chronicles of Mihawk and Crocodile.

Episode One: Mihawk gets a Date

Chapter One: IT'S A GIRL!

In the universe of One Piece, Mihawk has just turned fifteen. His "best friend", Crocodile, is fifteen as well. This is the story of how Mihawk's first date came about and went.

Crocodile jumped as the door busted open. His friend exploded into the room. He looked like he ad ran a marathon.

"Guess what? I did it!" He screamed. Crocodile raised an eyebrow.

"Did what?" he asked his crazed roommate.

"I got a date!" Mihawk replied. Crocodile looked afraid.

"Who is HE?" Crocodile emphasized the word 'he'. Mihawk almost responded but stopped, narrowing his eyes.

"SHE is a young lady named-" Mihawk was cut off as the phone rang. (Even though they don't have phones. I tried to convince Minicroc but he was being an idiot. They have SNAILS!) Mihawk went to the phone and answered it.

"Hello? Yes, this is Mihawk. Oh, how are you? Good. 8:30. Yes, the theatre down by the post office. You can pick once we get there. Alright, love you too, babe. Bye." Mihawk said as he finished his phone call. Crocodile was cringing. Mihawk had said the word 'babe'. In his heavy accent. Creepy.

"Well I'm disturbed. It's 7:00 right now, are you going to get ready for him." Crocodile asked after he snapped out of his state of creeped out-ness. Mihawk didin't notice that Crocodile had said he.

"Yes, I'm going to take a shower." He said as he tossed some clothes out of his closet and a towel. Crocodile snickered. Mihawk was a homo. Said swordsman was about to enter the bathroom when he turned and glared at Crocodile.

"It's a GIRL." He snapped angrily. Crocodile, who still had both hands, held them up in defense. Mihawk rolled his eyes and closed the door.

He got undressed and stepped into the shower. He turned the handle and the water turned on. He had washed his hair and body when he heard a crash from the apartment across the hall. Rolling his eyes, he stepped out an dried off. He threw his pants on and opened the bathroom door. Crocodile was already in the hall, observing the damage. The one who occupied the apartment across the hall was Shanks, a close friend of Mihawk's. He was laying sprawled out on the ground with part of the wall on top of him.

"I could have sworn I would land on top of the wall." He mumbled as he held his head. Mihawk sweatdropped. His friend was always getting into some sort of trouble. He recently had started drinking and was even more annoying when he was drunk. He looked up and saw his "best buddy" standing at the door. Jumping up, Shanks grabbed Mihawk and hugged him. The swordsman sighed and patted Shanks on the back. He wouldn't hear the end of it from Crocodile.

"What's the occasion, Mihawk?" Shanks exclaimed as he noticed the way Mihawk smelled. Closing his eyes, Mihawk tried not to attack the red haired idiot.

" I have a date." He stated simply. Shanks looked surprised.

"Who is he?" Upon hearing that, Mihawk threw Shanks off of him and glared.

"It's a girl!" He shouted and stormed back into the apartment. Crocodile and Shanks looked at each other and shrugged.

"Well, I don't mind if he's gay." Shanks said after staring at the closed door for a moment.

"He's in denial." Crocodile said. He opened the door and waved goodbye to Shanks before he closed it again.


Coconutter: Well there you have it! The first chapter! More to come if people like it.

Minicroc: Yeah, so review.