Oopsie another chapter...hehehehe.

Disclaimer: I am not in possession of the cartoon beyblade or any of the characters featured in beyblade, so there :p

"knock, knock."

"Fuck off."

"Noo, your suppose to say who's there."

"I don't really give a damn who's there."

"Your a dick head."

"Took you all this time to figure that out."

"...where's Tala or Spencer?"

"Why?"

"'Coz I'm gonna tell them my joke."

"I'm not going to tell you."

"Why?"

"Because I'm sparing them the torture of listening to your stupid jokes."

"You haven't even listened to it so how do you know if it's crap?"

"Because your telling it."

"I hate you."

"You've said that before."

"Bog off."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Can I please tell you my joke?"

"No."

"PLEEAASSEE!"

"...no."

"Oh come on. It won't kill you."

"You don't now that."

"How the hell can a joke kill you?"

"In many, many ways."

"Huh?...Can I please tell you my joke?"

"Hmmmm...yyyyeee-no."

"Wanker."

"..."

"I'll tell Tala when he gets here then."

"Poor Tala."

"Fuck you."

Tala enters the room after several minutes... ( Tala will be in italics so as not to confuse you even more)

"I suggest you run."

"Why?"

Hey Tala, knock knock?"

"Fool, should have run."

"Ummm...who's there?"

"Little old lady."

"Little old lady who?"

"I didn't know you could yodel?"

"...That was bad."

"Ian, where the fuck did you get that joke?"

"The Internet, I got a lot more. Can I tell you?"

"Run?"

"Definitely."

"HEY GET BACK HERE! THEY AIN'T THAT BAD!"

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Poor Ian. Please review and give some suggestions because I'm running out of ideas. Bye bye.