I'm not feeling well so I got inspired from it. Yay...note the sarcasm. Enjoy...I said enjoy dammit!
Disclaimer: Hmmmmm...I. Don't. Own. BEYBLADE!
"Bryaaaan."
"...what?"
"I don't feel well."
"What's wrong."
"I feel sick and I have a headache...it's not funny."
"Do you see me laughing."
"No, your smirking."
"Yeah well, I don't care."
"You never do."
"Your ill, so why don't you go to bed and leave me in peace."
"I'll leave in pieces if I could."
"What?"
"...nothing."
"Riiiight. Why are you still here."
"Coz if I move I feel worse."
"...anything I can do?"
"...your being nice to me. Now I'm getting scared."
"Well, you do look kinda pathetic."
"Oh how nice of you to say...can you get me a drink perhaps?"
"Hn."
Several minutes later...
"Wow, you got me drink."
"It won't happen again."
"A one off."
"Yep."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"I think this is the quietest you have ever been without a gag."
"...hmm, thank you."
"Your welcome."
"I was being sarcastic."
"I know, so was I."
"Damn you."
"Hey, I got you a drink."
"...your gonna use that against me."
"For today, yes."
"Bugger. Take advantage of the weak why don't ya."
"...ok."
"Damn it."
"Dumbass."
"I hate you."
"You say that a lot yet you never do anything about it."
"Yeah well, meh."
"Meh?"
"Meh."
"Wow, thats modern education for you...meh."
"Piss off. I'm not feeling well."
"Your feeling sick. That doesn't effect your mental abilities."
"Shut up."
"...make me."
"...asshole."
"Wow, that showed me. I don't think I'll be nasty to you anymore."
"Stop being sarcastic, it's annoying."
"Yeah well, your annoying."
"I'm ill leave me alone."
"Go to your room then."
"I can't."
"Why?"
"I've told you this. If I get up I feel sick."
"You are sick. Whats the difference if you sit down or stand up."
"Coz when I stand up I end up running to the toilet and hurling."
"...ha."
"Fuck you."
"..."
"Where you going?"
"To my room."
"..."
"..."
"I'm all alone... Oh god, I think I'm gonna spew!"
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Poor Ian. Please REVIEW and I might write more. Hehehe bribery is so much fun.
