I thought this up while trying to make a poster on an Apple/Macintosh computer. I'm use to windows and I was using a computer that was extremely slow...which is how the idea came to mind. Hope you enjoy...

Disclaimer: No own beyblade...no sue me please...please!

"Stupid fucking computer..."

"What's wrong with you Bryan?"

"The computer, it froze again."

"So you are swearing at it?"

"It helps."

"How?"

"...because I could either swear at it or kick the screen in."

"So swearing at it stops you from beating the circuits out of it."

"Yep."

"Keep swearing. What was you doing anyway?"

"Research."

"On what?"

"On ways to shut you up."

"...really?'

"No, it's for school work."

"Ok then, I'll leave you alone."

Half an hour later...

"Shit!"

"Computer freeze again?"

"NO! It turned itself off,"

"Really?"

"Yes! Piece of crap."

"How much work did you do?"

"Almost all of it, damn it."

"You gonna start again?"

"I have to, it was suppose to be in yesterday."

"Ah.."

"Stupid piece of crap...why are you smirking?"

" Um...it's because you are talking to something that can't hear you."

"...whatever."

"Have fun."

Another half hour later...

"Fuck. Not again. Why is it doing this!"

"Don't tell me, it went off again?"

"Yes!"

"Fuck, there must be something wrong with it.'

"Hmm...stupid thing...what are you doing?"

"Um...getting something to eat. Want me to get you anything?"

"...sure."

"..."

"..."

"...he he he he."

"...what are you doing?"

"Aaaagghh! Shit! Run!"

"HEY! YOU'VE BEEN TURNING THE PLUG OFF! GET BACK HERE! WHEN I CATCH YOU, YOU ARE DEAD!

"SHIT! HELP!"

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Review and I will do another chapter...Mwahahahahahaha bribery is nice!