I'm stuck with this so here will be a few shorties involving Bryan and Ian (ha, Ian is short, perfect for him :p). So I hope you like. I might even add other characters to be tortured (not literally) by the demolition duo. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...I'm soooo sugar high.
Heres a score of who has "won" during past chapters.
Bryan : 6
Ian : 2
Ha, Ian's losing.
Anyways I kept you long enough, on with the stories...
Disclaimer: I don't own anything to do with beyblade. Heck, I don't even own this computer, it's my bro's.
1)To much T.V is bad for you.
"Ian, this is crap turn it over."
"No."
"Turn it over!"
"I have the control, so bog off."
"You won't have it any more."
"NO! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
"GIVE ME THE CONTROL!"
"AAARRGGHH!"
"...Mine."
"Ow, ow, ow! My head hurts."
"..hmmm...wonder why."
"It might have something to do with when you HIT ME ON THE HEAD WITH THE DAMN CONTROL!"
"Maybe...what?"
"I hate you."
"Do you want me to hit you again? No? Then shut up."
2)Impossibilities!
The people in this is Tyson and Bryan...It's during the G-rev (poor Ian wasn't in that) before Tyson's match against Brooklyn. I know Bryan wasn't there during that time, he was hurt by Garland but a girl can dream.
"We need to stick together. We have nearly won, just one more match. Soon Boris will go down and so will B.E.G.A. We haven't got this far for nothing and if Kai can beat Brooklyn then I'm sure I can. After all I beat him in the Championships. We just need to remember that nothing is impossible!"
"I have a question."
"What is it Bryan?"
"Have you ever tried to slam a revolving door?"
"Um...no. Why?"
"Because it's impossible."
"Um...oh...ok...Almost nothing is impossible!"
3)Locker view
Tala in italics
"HELP!" BANG BANG "HELLO! I NEED HELP!"
"Ian?"
"GET ME OUT OF HERE!
"Why were you in a locker?"
"I was admiring the goddamn view."
"Really?"
"No, some fucker pushed me in...and now I'm late for class...fuck, I'm off."
"See ya later...You pushed him in didn't you?"
"Me? No."
"Yeah right, why did you do it?"
"Do you remember what happened to my locker last Thursday?"
"Yeah, purple paint burst from it and you was covered in the stuff."
"Stop smirking, well anyway I found out who did it and stuffed him in his locker."
"Oh...how'd you find out?"
"Found the paint in his room, he's gonna see the inside of his locker a lot this week."
"You too are gonna end up killing each other."
"Hopes it him first."
"He is better at explosives than you so my moneys on Ian"
"It's nice to know I got my captain's support."
4)Little one's.
Ian and Kevin this time...sharing insults.
"Have you ever considered suing your brains for non-support?"
"Ha, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people."
"Grrr...don't let your mind wander to far. It's to small to go out on it's own."
"If you were any more stupid, you'd have to be watered twice a week."
"Whatever...you are so dense, light bends around you. Beat that."
"Um...You have an IQ one lower than it takes to grunt."
"Yeah, well...yours is twice lower."
"Your wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead."
"I refuse to enter a battle of wits with you - I can't attack an unarmed person."
"...um...I've run out."
"I can't think of any either."
"Where the heck did you get all those insults?"
"Bryan or Tala."
"Mine's from Lee when I'm annoying him."
" It's because we are short. They think they can pick on us."
"Yeah!"
" They are heightists."
"Yeah...what?"
"Heightists...like racist or sexist except its height not race or sex."
"Oh...yeah they are!"
"We should sort them out."
"Yeah...how?"
"Dunno...kick them in the shins."
"...yeah...or anywhere else we can reach...damn. I hate being short."
" Me too."
5) I'm running out of titles...
Back to Ian and Bryan.
"Ow!"
"Watch the step."
"I did fucking notice."
"Then why did you fall over it?"
"Fuck up Ian."
6) Um...hmm.
"Fuck, I'm stuck."
"...you shouldn't sit in glue then."
"What?"
"Made you look."
"Damn you!"
7) Fury of the red head!
Tala's back and once again he's in italics.
"Why the hell did you to do this?"
"Not telling."
"Ian, I'm warning you. Bryan. Why?"
"I have my reason and you wouldn't understand them."
"And why is that?"
"Because they are to complicated for you to understand."
"Why?"
"Well, because even I don't understand them."
"...must breath...keep calm...don't rip his head off...Ian. Why!
"Just because."
"IAN!"
"I did it for a cookie."
"AAAGGGHHH!"
"SHIT IAN RUN!"
"FUCK!"
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Holy crap...well, I hoped you like that. This is probably the last for a while...I have no more idea's.
Reviewing will be VERY nice. It would be extra nice if people give me possible ideas for this fic...PLEASE!
Bye bye.
