It's been ages since I updated this story so I apologize. I ran out of inspiration but after a while I came up with this. Personally I'm not sure if I like it or not. It's funny but it seems almost desperate. Please tell me if it seems like a desperate attempt at humor.

Also, for the first time, Spencer will be in this chapter. Like Tala his speech will be in italics. Decided to use him for a change. It was originally going to be Tala but I changed my mind...sorry Tala fans.

Disclaimer: humph...stupid disclaimer...I do not own Beyblade.

"...and then I could...um...no...that won't work. I could try...ah...yeah, that might work...or-"

"Who are you talking to?"

"AAAGGHH!"

"...?"

"Bry. Don't sneak up on me!'

"I didn't."

"You did!"

"I didn't, if you wasn't talking to yourself you would have heard me."

"Yeah right, besides I wasn't talking to myself."

"You was."

"I wasn't."

"You was."

"Wasn't."

"...was."

"Wasn't!"

"...was."

"I wasn't times ten."

"Was times infinity."

"Wasn't times infinity plus one."

"What? You can't have infinity plus one 'coz infinity is infinite."

"I don't care."

"I'll make you care."

"Fuck off."

"What you gonna do? Tell the voices in your head?"

"I do not talk to myself!"

"Yeah right."

"I was thinking out loud."

"You know, talking to your self is the first sign of madness."

"But I wasn't talking to myself, I was thinking out loud!"

"Sure you was...psycho."

"I am not. You're the only psycho around here!"

"I don't talk to my self."

"I WAS NOT TALKING TO MY SELF!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"...I think I'm going to go, you obviously have issues."

"FUCK YOU!"

"..."

"WANKER!"

"..."

"I WAS NOT TALIING TO MYSELF, I WAS THINKING OUT LOUD! He's the only psycho around here."

"Ian, who you talking to?"

"NO-ONE!"

"Um...ok."

"AND I'M NOT A PSYCHO!"

"Didn't say you was."

"AND I DON'T HAVE ISSUES!"

"You've been talking to Bryan again, haven't you?"

"I HAVE!"

"There was no need to shout that."

"WHAT?...oh, sorry."

"My team are a bunch of weirdo's."

"Hey, you're on this team."

"Yeah I know."

"So that means you're weird too."

"Yeah, but at least I don't talk to myself."

"AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!"

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Well, had a giggle with this one. Mainly because it reminds me of when I'm arguing with my brother or if I'm teasing my friends. I still think it's a bit desperate but that is up to you to decide I guess.

1st sign of madness is talking to yourself

2nd sign of madness is answering back

3rd sign of madness is looking for hairs on the palm of your hand

4th sign of madness is finding some

This is why talking to yourself is bad...not sure where I got this from but I personally think it's bloody funny.

My friend once said 'If you hear voices talking to you, don't be ignorant. Answer them back.' But then again, my friend is slightly weird.